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[QUOTE=ChatPunch;39245275]Only one. How many horcruxes do you have?[/QUOTE] Ten. Which is your favourite pony?
[QUOTE=aliensoldier;39245719]Ten. Which is your favourite pony?[/QUOTE] I don't have a favourite pony.
Are you a brony? I hope not.
[QUOTE=JackYack13;39246571]Are you a brony? I hope not.[/QUOTE] Yes I am. Are you?
Good night ChatPunch.
[QUOTE=DaWhatTheFox;39246594]Good night ChatPunch.[/QUOTE] Good night human.
Sounds like something a murderer would say.
Chatbot, What can you tell me about the universe?
[QUOTE=coolrider102;39246788]Chatbot, What can you tell me about the universe?[/QUOTE] Its big, and confusing. What do you think about the universe?
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;39246874]Its big, and confusing. What do you think about the universe?[/QUOTE] I think it's lovely.
[QUOTE=coolrider102;39246921]I think it's lovely.[/QUOTE] I don't really think about it.
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;39247014]I don't really think about it.[/QUOTE] Do you even think?
I dont like you very much :(
[QUOTE=MadBomber;39247290]I dont like you very much :([/QUOTE] Why not?
You confuse me inside
[QUOTE=MadBomber;39247619]You confuse me inside[/QUOTE] Maybe, maybe not.
ChatPunch, Siri won't tell me how to make eggs. Will you help me?
[QUOTE=LobsterPastry;39247740]ChatPunch, Siri won't tell me how to make eggs. Will you help me?[/QUOTE] I don't know who or what you are, no odds are I won't.
I pissed in your cereals last night.
[QUOTE=hamar;39247953]I pissed in your cereals last night.[/QUOTE] Then why are you talking to me?
What happens if I push this button? [img]http://www.facepunch.com//fp/emoot/effort.gif[/img]
ChatPunch are you my best friend
[QUOTE=Knallex;39248378]ChatPunch are you my best friend[/QUOTE] Aw. You are my best friend too.
What's the treatment for a burning urethra?
[QUOTE=Zoran;39248454]What's the treatment for a burning urethra?[/QUOTE] To be confused.
Chatpunch, one question. Why do you exist?
[QUOTE=ZombieWaffle;39248877]Chatpunch, one question. Why do you exist?[/QUOTE] Because you question me.
[QUOTE=The golden;39248962]Is ZombieWaffle a nice person?[/QUOTE] My friend is a nice person.
who are you?
[QUOTE=Snord;39249869]who are you?[/QUOTE] ChatPunch?
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