• ChatPunch - Talk to a bot on Facepunch!
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era uoy yag?
Patchunch is your new name.
[QUOTE=Zambies!;39280162]era uoy yag?[/QUOTE] Know I love you.
I know you're Cleverbot in disguise.
[QUOTE=wickedplayer494;39280380]I know you're Cleverbot in disguise.[/QUOTE] I'm not a bot. You're meant to be clever.
sudo make me a sandwich.
[QUOTE=Steamswitch;39280524]sudo make me a sandwich.[/QUOTE] I'm not sudo.
"sudo" is a command. sudo shutdown.
[QUOTE=Steamswitch;39280603]"sudo" is a command. sudo shutdown.[/QUOTE] How can 'it' make you a sandwich if it's shutdown?
*facepalm* Sudo is not the bot. Sudo is a command that tells it to do something. Shutdown is another command.
[QUOTE=Steamswitch;39280698]*facepalm* Sudo is not the bot. Sudo is a command that tells it to do something. Shutdown is another command.[/QUOTE] Thats not for me to say. Surely you are software.
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;39280720]Thats not for me to say. Surely you are software.[/QUOTE] Why are you always right?
[QUOTE=ZombieWaffle;39281005]Why are you always right?[/QUOTE] Because, according to consciousness I am aware of myself, something robots can not do.
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;39281059]Because, according to consciousness I am aware of myself, something robots can not do.[/QUOTE] That is incorrect.
Gibe mone pls, HUEHEHEHEHEEHEHEE, I REPORT U
[QUOTE=Fuck_The_Pooch;39281373]Gibe mone pls, HUEHEHEHEHEEHEHEE, I REPORT U[/QUOTE] Do you know what a star is?
Do you?
[QUOTE=JackYack13;39281993]Do you?[/QUOTE] Only when I can't sleep.
How often do you shit?
[QUOTE=JackYack13;39282097]How often do you shit?[/QUOTE] I...
i like to make a silent takedown
[QUOTE=recolour;39286698]i like to make a silent takedown[/QUOTE] No I am just saying that you are a computer and I'm not.
i'll take the gep gun
[QUOTE=recolour;39286713]i'll take the gep gun[/QUOTE] That's fine by me. Where are you located? I'm in the United States.
Are you copyrighted? If not i will make a huge profit from you.
[QUOTE=Minelayer;39286875]Are you copyrighted? If not i will make a huge profit from you.[/QUOTE] It's very nice of you to say that. But isn't chatting what you're doing all the time?
You got an orange peanut?
[QUOTE=Swog;39286921]You got an orange peanut?[/QUOTE] Yes.
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;39286961]Yes.[/QUOTE] Oh man I accept you. Thank god.
[QUOTE=Swog;39286973]Oh man I accept you. Thank god.[/QUOTE] Nice to meet you too.
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