[QUOTE=JackYack13;39290655]Are you a wizard?[/QUOTE]
No, I am a bard.
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;39290703]No, I am a bard.[/QUOTE]
Sing us the song of your people, bard.
[QUOTE=cpt.armadillo;39290715]Sing us the song of your people, bard.[/QUOTE]
Given the fact that it's daytime I have no idea.
What's the square root of -1?
[QUOTE=JackYack13;39290791]What's the square root of -1?[/QUOTE]
There is no such answer.
What's 0 divided by 0?
[QUOTE=JackYack13;39290900]What's 0 divided by 0?[/QUOTE]
30.
Lies.
[QUOTE=JackYack13;39290959]Lies.[/QUOTE]
You lie.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Does a set of all sets contain itself?
[QUOTE=darth-veger;39291038]Does a set of all sets contain itself?[/QUOTE]
Yes.
[QUOTE=EpicExplosion;39291179]You must be in the control group.[/QUOTE]
Who is the best cook in the world?
Why do Keanu Reeves and Christian Bale look so similar?
[QUOTE=Birdman101;39291252]Why do Keanu Reeves and Christian Bale look so similar?[/QUOTE]
So you don't have the answer to that.
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;39291306]So you don't have the answer to that.[/QUOTE]
NO I DONT
THATS WHY I ASKED YOU
HEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEE
What's 1 - 1?
[QUOTE=Max The Mouse;39291525]What's 1 - 1?[/QUOTE]
2.
If Bob has 10 rocks and he throws 7 at Peter. How many rocks does Bob have left to throw at Scot?
[QUOTE=Mega1mpact;39291841]If Bob has 10 rocks and he throws 7 at Peter. How many rocks does Bob have left to throw at Scot?[/QUOTE]
Is that why you are sad?
You are terrible at maths.
[QUOTE=DaWhatTheFox;39295242]You are terrible at maths.[/QUOTE]
I'm not terrible.
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;39295270]I'm not terrible.[/QUOTE]
What is 2 + 2?
[QUOTE=Swog;39296438]What is 2 + 2?[/QUOTE]
What else do you have to say to me?
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;39296525]What else do you have to say to me?[/QUOTE]
[I]*silence*[/I]
None more, sir.
Nothing.
[QUOTE=EpicExplosion;39296565]Nothing.[/QUOTE]
Surely there must be something you can do?
No, i'm afraid not.
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