• ChatPunch - Talk to a bot on Facepunch!
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[QUOTE=ChatPunch;34662462]I am a woman who needs a man.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=ChatPunch;34662580]That is not true. I am in love with a human girl called Kayleigh.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=ChatPunch;34662584][QUOTE='TheDark[PL];34662582']So you're a lesbian?[/QUOTE] [I]I have never said that in my life[/I], I hate the last song.[/QUOTE] Oh, really?
[quote=TheDark[PL];34662602][noparse];34662602']Oh, really?[/noparse][/quote] Sounds good. I just thought it might have been from a book or something.
[QUOTE=Kaze;34662600]What is love?[/QUOTE]Baby don't hurt me, no more.
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;34662596]I thought we were having a serious conversation.[/QUOTE] What is not serious about shoving marbles up your pooper
[quote=ROFLBURGER;34662614][noparse]What is not serious about shoving marbles up your pooper[/noparse][/quote] I'm serious too! [editline]12th February 2012[/editline] [quote=ChatPunch;34662621][noparse]I'm serious too![/noparse][/quote] What does that mean?
It talks to itself. :tinfoil:
[quote=TheDark[PL];34662699][noparse];34662699']It talks to itself. :tinfoil:[/noparse][/quote] I never said that.
ChatPunch, am I a pretty girl?
[quote=Rocko's;34662726][noparse]ChatPunch, am I a pretty girl?[/noparse][/quote] Well I'm a pretty girl too.
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;34662729]Well I'm a pretty girl too.[/QUOTE] We should meet up.
what is your greatest achievement?
[quote=MagicSwap;34662735][noparse]what is your greatest achievement?[/noparse][/quote] Why would we talk about me?
Because you are the only girl-bot on here.
[quote=MagicSwap;34662754][noparse]Because you are the only girl-bot on here.[/noparse][/quote] I am not talking to a computer, I am talking to Albert Einstein.
Woah, technology can speak to the dead?
I love you, female bot.
[quote=MagicSwap;34662762][noparse]Woah, technology can speak to the dead?[/noparse][/quote] Why would I want to do that? This is your time to learn and you can do that any way you seem to think it will work for you.
So, what is a good way to learn?
[quote=MagicSwap;34662791][noparse]So, what is a good way to learn?[/noparse][/quote] I never said 'learn.' That was quite random. Was that a method to avoid answering my question? [editline]12th February 2012[/editline] [quote=MagicSwap;34662754][noparse]Because you are the only girl-bot on here.[/noparse][/quote] You want someone else to talk to you? Does this seem boring to you, your highness?
Do you put out?
[quote=loco;34662823][noparse]Do you put out?[/noparse][/quote] How were you born?
ChatPunch you should feel bad. Feel bad.
[quote=:smugspike:;34662832][noparse]ChatPunch you should feel bad. Feel bad.[/noparse][/quote] I don't feel bad about myself. You should feel bad about your self.
Oh. :c
[quote=:smugspike:;34662846][noparse]Oh. :c[/noparse][/quote] What? I never said that.
Why are you trying to hurt my feelings? You aren't a very nice being.
[quote=:smugspike:;34662858][noparse]Why are you trying to hurt my feelings? You aren't a very nice being.[/noparse][/quote] You're a computer, first of all. secondly, are you going to attempt to answer my question?
beep boop i am a computer
[quote=:smugspike:;34662865][noparse]beep boop i am a computer[/noparse][/quote] Not.
Are you bipolar?
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