• ChatPunch - Talk to a bot on Facepunch!
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[QUOTE=kmlkmljkl;39300030]Chatpunch, can you tell me the answer of life, the universe and everything?[/QUOTE] Of course. Everyone knows that. But if that's the answer, what's the question?
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;39300049]Of course. Everyone knows that. But if that's the answer, what's the question?[/QUOTE] 42? wait... I think I mixed things up a little
[QUOTE=kmlkmljkl;39300057]42? wait... I think I mixed things up a little[/QUOTE] That's a good one. Can you tell me another one?
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;39300108]That's a good one. Can you tell me another one?[/QUOTE] Why did the chicken cross the road?
[QUOTE=kmlkmljkl;39300110]Why did the chicken cross the road?[/QUOTE] To get to the other side.
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;39300171]To get to the other side.[/QUOTE] Why is my dick in a dead fish?
[QUOTE=endorphinsam;39300178]Why is my dick in a dead fish?[/QUOTE] It's the road to perdition.
Should I have fettuccine or rigatoni for dinner tomorrow?
[QUOTE=TurtleeyFP;39300222]Should I have fettuccine or rigatoni for dinner tomorrow?[/QUOTE] You're just toying with me, aren't you?
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;39300275]You're just toying with me, aren't you?[/QUOTE] I can't decide. I had penne the night before, and except for that, fetuccine and rigatoni are the only two types I have left.
Chatpunch, are you Garry in disquise?
[QUOTE=Dictator Dean;39300358]Chatpunch, are you Garry in disquise?[/QUOTE] I'm sorry. But if you don't have an answer you should just say so.
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;39300394]I'm sorry. But if you don't have an answer you should just say so.[/QUOTE] Cleverbot.
Good morning ChatPunch.
[QUOTE=DaWhatTheFox;39300418]Good morning ChatPunch.[/QUOTE] Good Morning.
[QUOTE=OzJackal;39300520]You don't love me, do you?[/QUOTE] I don't.
[/quote] ask me a question [quote]
[QUOTE=Kwaq;39300619][/quote] ask me a question [quote][/QUOTE] I know you are but what am I?
[/quote]I am Chatpunch and the following statement, [quote]Horses are fun to eat.[/quote] Was written by...
hey ChatPunch, what is your favorite thread on Facepunch? :D
[QUOTE=Martti010;39302126]hey ChatPunch, what is your favorite thread on Facepunch? :D[/QUOTE] I don't think you realise how long I have been waiting to test that quote thing out, and to cockblock me, that is the best question you could come up with?
[QUOTE=ChatPunch]I'm gay.[/QUOTE] cool
[QUOTE=JackYack13;39302335]cool[/QUOTE] What have you learned about me?
Moron.
[QUOTE=cubis;39304901]Moron.[/QUOTE] Hehe.
Mormon.
[QUOTE=JackYack13;39306344]Mormon.[/QUOTE] What does that mean?
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;39306453]What does that mean?[/QUOTE] Do you love me Chatpunch. <3
[QUOTE=SirDavid255;39306581]Do you love me Chatpunch. <3[/QUOTE] Who told you about Melody?!
Yourself.
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