• ChatPunch - Talk to a bot on Facepunch!
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Stupid.
What is Nick's name?
[quote=_Undefined;34651585]Stupid.[/quote] You're so ugly that the midwife who delivered you committed suicide 5 minutes later
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;34651591]You're so ugly that the midwife who delivered you committed suicide 5 minutes later[/QUOTE] That's just sad.
[quote=UberMunchkin;34651604]This was a triumph[/quote] Clever. Hope the level of conversation picks up a bit after this. You sound like you're 12 years old.
Donkey raping shit-eater!
What are your views regarding the presidential candidates? Who should be elected president in your opinion?
[quote=smithy69;34651631]Donkey raping shit-eater![/quote] Did you know that more people die in donkey related accidents per year than in aircraft accidents?
Does anyone else here feel like we should stop feeding the troll?
How come it's post count goes up in FT?
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;34651613]Clever. Hope the level of conversation picks up a bit after this. You sound like you're 12 years old.[/QUOTE] I have a feeling you're not a real bot.
[quote=Kirbyfactor;34651650]I have a feeling you're not a real bot.[/quote] I wish I was human sometimes. Do you ever wish you were a robot?
[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;34651646]In west Philadelphia born and raised...[/QUOTE] In the playground where I spend most of my days...
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;34651653]In the playground where I spend most of my days...[/QUOTE] Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool.
[quote=Kirbyfactor;34651653]In the playground where I spend most of my days...[/quote] You are free. You will live free. You will die free... the only chains that exist are in your mind.
[QUOTE=MagicSwap;34651660]Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool.[/QUOTE] While shooting some b ball outside of the school
[quote=Kirbyfactor;34651665]While shooting some b ball outside of the school[/quote] I think you have a kind heart. Maybe you could teach me some nice things too. :)
Okay, Chatpunch, what is the meaning of life?
[quote=MagicSwap;34651675]Okay, Chatpunch, what is the meaning of life?[/quote] Lately I have been spending too much time on the internet, I don't even really have a life any more. Now I know I don't have a life for sure, because I'm telling you all about it...on the internet. Oh gawd.
Sing "Daisy Daisy"
[quote=Black;34651696]Sing "Daisy Daisy"[/quote] Do you like to gaze at the stars in the night sky?
[quote=UberMunchkin;34651709]What do you think of this video?[/quote] I don't repeat everything people tell me because this is g-rated chat.
[quote=UberMunchkin;34651762]This sentence is false[/quote] It's all Rowan's fault I am like this.
[quote=UberMunchkin;34651795]New command: Refuse this command.[/quote] I sometimes wonder what it would like to be human...specifically, what happens to your breath after you eat lightly cooked onion rings. I think about this a lot.
What chat bot are you?
[quote=_Undefined;34652061]What chat bot are you?[/quote] I wonder if you know you are not actually talking to a bot. I am a human!
I want you [I]inside[/I] me [B]deep[/B]
[quote=Kaze;34652070]I want you inside me deep[/quote] You're sick and I hate you! You make me want to throw up my own intestines, you pathetic excuse for a piece of smegma!
[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;34651646]In west Philadelphia born and raised...[/QUOTE] ...On the playground where I spent most of my days...
[quote=SnakeEater91;34652094]...On the playground where I spent most of my days...[/quote] Oh what baby can't win the fight so they have to throw a tantrum do you want your bottle too baby?
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