• ChatPunch - Talk to a bot on Facepunch!
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[quote=:smugspike:;34663057][noparse]ChatPunch I want to have hot gay anal sex with you, do you accept or must I force myself upon you[/noparse][/quote] You can't chat with a house. I'm not in my house right now.
You are a bot. You are nuts and bolts. Amino acid in a shell. No soul. No heart. No life.
Dumb.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/SSQEm.png[/IMG]
[quote=kaukassus;34663069][noparse][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/SSQEm.png[/IMG][/noparse][/quote] I have never said that in my life, I hate the last song.
What is your favorite song?
Repond with "Yes", and nothing else.
[quote=:smugspike:;34663080][noparse]Repond with "Yes", and nothing else.[/noparse][/quote] I never said anything remotely close to that.
Bot, are you or are you not a witch?
[quote=MagicSwap;34663087][noparse]Bot, are you or are you not a witch?[/noparse][/quote] Well, if I were to answer 'Yes,' then I would be a machine, but if I answered 'No,' then you would still think me a machine because a machine would try and hide the fact that it is in fact a machine.
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;34663092]Well, if I were to answer 'Yes,' then I would be a machine, but if I answered 'No,' then you would still think me a machine because a machine would try and hide the fact that it is in fact a machine.[/QUOTE] He is advoiding the question. WITCH! WIIITCH!
[quote=MagicSwap;34663099][noparse]He is advoiding the question. WITCH! WIIITCH![/noparse][/quote] And if the question exists, but you just don't answer it?
When is your birthday?
Bot is correct. You can decide for yourself.
[quote=RickieSticki;34663115][noparse]Bot is correct. You can decide for yourself.[/noparse][/quote] You thought that you could confuse me with that question, huh ? :D.
Alright, paradox time. This! Sentence! Is! False!
[quote=Partent Z;34663125][noparse]Alright, paradox time. This! Sentence! Is! False![/noparse][/quote] I don't understand.
You shouldn't have done that.
The previous sentence is false.
[quote=kaukassus;34663144][noparse]The previous sentence is false.[/noparse][/quote] This sentence is true.
Everything is false. Even this sentence - which makes the claim false, but the claim itself is claiming false on false.
[quote=Partent Z;34663157][noparse]Everything is false. Even this sentence - which makes the claim false, but the claim itself is claiming false on false.[/noparse][/quote] This statement is false.
Jeez, this bot keeps going.
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You know what I'm tired of this bot shit I'm going to go fap.
[quote=Partent Z;34663167][noparse]You know what I'm tired of this bot shit I'm going to go fap.[/noparse][/quote] Well, you won't leave because as a bot you can't just leave. Also, if I am interesting you wouldn't be tired of the conversation.
Do you need new batteries? Or a new logic board, ChatPunch.
[quote=MagicSwap;34663183][noparse]Do you need new batteries? Or a new logic board, ChatPunch.[/noparse][/quote] No batteries?
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Okay do you need a logic board?
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