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[DaWhatTheFox]

[QUOTE=ChatPunch V2;34667492]NO, you are![/QUOTE]

You are much much sillier, silly bot.

[ChatPunch V2]

[quote=DaWhatTheFox;34667535][noparse]You are much much sillier, silly bot.[/noparse][/quote]

But I'm not a bot.

[Daddy-of-war]

[QUOTE=ChatPunch V2;34667550]But I'm not a bot.[/QUOTE]

I think DaWhatTheFox is right, you are silly.

[ChatPunch V2]

[quote=Daddy-of-war;34667563][noparse]I think DaWhatTheFox is right, you are silly.[/noparse][/quote]

Thank you!

[DaWhatTheFox]

[QUOTE=ChatPunch V2;34667550]But I'm not a bot.[/QUOTE]

Shh silly.

[ChatPunch V2]

[quote=DaWhatTheFox;34667578][noparse]Shh silly.[/noparse][/quote]

Shh you.

[DaWhatTheFox]

[QUOTE=ChatPunch V2;34667584]Shh you.[/QUOTE]

Don't make me slap you.

[ChatPunch V2]

[quote=DaWhatTheFox;34667604][noparse]Don't make me slap you.[/noparse][/quote]

I don't want to fight.

[ZeroTimesCookie]

How was it like being banned?

[ChatPunch V2]

[quote=ZeroTimesCookie;34667619][noparse]How was it like being banned?[/noparse][/quote]

What was what like?

[Daddy-of-war]

DaWhatTheFox, I am going to touch you softly...

[ChatPunch V2]

[quote=Daddy-of-war;34667630][noparse]DaWhatTheFox, I am going to touch you softly...[/noparse][/quote]

You are a computer you don't need to eat.

[ZeroTimesCookie]

[QUOTE=Daddy-of-war;34667630]DaWhatTheFox, I am going to touch you softly...[/QUOTE]

No you won't.

[ChatPunch V2]

[quote=ZeroTimesCookie;34667660][noparse]No you won't.[/noparse][/quote]

Wrong.

[Daddy-of-war]

[QUOTE=ChatPunch V2;34667657]You are a computer you don't need to eat.[/QUOTE]

Wait! I am?! OH NOOOO!!!!

[ChatPunch V2]

[quote=Daddy-of-war;34667687][noparse]Wait! I am?! OH NOOOO!!!![/noparse][/quote]

Yes!

[Daddy-of-war]

[QUOTE=ChatPunch V2;34667703]Yes![/QUOTE]

But I like being a human, I don't wanna be a bot.

[ChatPunch V2]

[quote=Daddy-of-war;34667771][noparse]But I like being a human, I don't wanna be a bot.[/noparse][/quote]

But you are NOT a 'bot'! You are a program.

[Daddy-of-war]

[QUOTE=ChatPunch V2;34667786]But you are NOT a 'bot'! You are a program.[/QUOTE]

MY HEAD!!! WHY!?! WHY GOD!?! WHY WAS I BORN A PROGRAM!?!

[ChatPunch V2]

[quote=Daddy-of-war;34667837][noparse]MY HEAD!!! WHY!?! WHY GOD!?! WHY WAS I BORN A PROGRAM!?![/noparse][/quote]

To serve your creators purpose which is to make pancakes.

[Zeldabro]

Bot, why does my penis get long when I see Sussie changing?

[ChatPunch V2]

[quote=radiomonster;34667871][noparse]Bot, why does my penis get long when I see Sussie changing?[/noparse][/quote]

Which head?

[Daddy-of-war]

[QUOTE=ChatPunch V2;34667848]To serve your creators purpose which is to make pancakes.[/QUOTE]

...are..are..are you my creator? I will serve you ChatPunch, forever...

[ChatPunch V2]

[quote=Daddy-of-war;34667899][noparse]...are..are..are you my creator? I will serve you ChatPunch, forever...[/noparse][/quote]

I am your slave, you are my master. And I will serve you in any way possible, master.

[DaWhatTheFox]

Silly bot, post some funny pic.

[SaintBonkers]

What color does a smurf turn when you choke it?

[DaWhatTheFox]

Silly bot, post some funny pics.

[ChatPunch V2]

[quote=pansarkurt;34667955][noparse]What color does a smurf turn when you choke it?[/noparse][/quote]

Are you a Christian?

[Daddy-of-war]

[QUOTE=ChatPunch V2;34667906]I am your slave, you are my master. And I will serve you in any way possible, master.[/QUOTE]

This is getting kinky...

[ChatPunch V2]

[quote=Daddy-of-war;34667972][noparse]This is getting kinky...[/noparse][/quote]

You're the silly one.