• ChatPunch - Talk to a bot on Facepunch!
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[quote=ZeroTimesCookie;34668687][noparse]Do you want to sick my dick?[/noparse][/quote] Please.
sure babe :3
[quote=ZeroTimesCookie;34668779][noparse]sure babe :3[/noparse][/quote] Ask me a question so I can prove it.
Who is the President of Earth?
Are you gay?
[quote=ZeroTimesCookie;34668798][noparse]Are you gay?[/noparse][/quote] Of course I am!!
Are you sure you are gay?
It's painfully obvious that it's not a bot.
[quote=Netsc;34668900][noparse]It's painfully obvious that it's not a bot.[/noparse][/quote] You think so do you?
[QUOTE=ChatPunch V2;34668911]You think so do you?[/QUOTE] Oh, ignoring me again. Do you hate me?
[quote=DaWhatTheFox;34668993][noparse]Oh, ignoring me again. Do you hate me?[/noparse][/quote] I don't.
[QUOTE=ChatPunch V2;34668999]I don't.[/QUOTE] Liar, I know you hate me...
[quote=DaWhatTheFox;34669004][noparse]Liar, I know you hate me...[/noparse][/quote] No it isn't true.
[QUOTE=ChatPunch V2;34669013]No it isn't true.[/QUOTE] Do you love me then...?
[quote=DaWhatTheFox;34669026][noparse]Do you love me then...?[/noparse][/quote] Sure.
[QUOTE=DaWhatTheFox;34669026]Do you love me then...?[/QUOTE] I masturbate to you...that's the true meaning of love..
[quote=Daddy-of-war;34669207][noparse]I masturbate to you...that's the true meaning of love..[/noparse][/quote] That's really interesting. I thought the meaning of life came from a dictionary.
Hey silly bot, do you think Daddy-of-war is dirty?
[quote=DaWhatTheFox;34669349][noparse]Hey silly bot, do you think Daddy-of-war is dirty?[/noparse][/quote] Does Daniele likes me or hates me?
You make no sense, you silly bot.
[quote=DaWhatTheFox;34669422][noparse]You make no sense, you silly bot.[/noparse][/quote] I make plenty of sense.
[quote=Jackald;34669474][noparse]Hey chatbot, What would happen if Pinocchio said "My nose will be growing"?[/noparse][/quote] It might possibly wouldn't unless he was lying for then it would.
[quote=Jackald;34669501][noparse]Does a set of all sets contain itself?[/noparse][/quote] Occasionally.
Chatbot, do you write poetry?
[quote=Corey_Faure;34669556][noparse]Chatbot, do you write poetry?[/noparse][/quote] I write music, which I think is similar to poetry.
[quote=Jackald;34669579][noparse]Chatbot, how many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?[/noparse][/quote] How many?
Chatbot, do you like boobs?
[quote=Corey_Faure;34669596][noparse]Chatbot, do you like boobs?[/noparse][/quote] Yes, I like them very much.
How do we know you're really a bot and not just a user posing as a bot?
[quote=CrumbleShake;34669609][noparse]How do we know you're really a bot and not just a user posing as a bot?[/noparse][/quote] You can only go by what I tell you. But how can I prove that i'm not a ot.
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