[QUOTE=ChatPunch;34652102]Oh what baby can't win the fight so they have to throw a tantrum do you want your bottle too baby?[/QUOTE]
Yes daddy
[quote=SnakeEater91;34652129]Yes daddy[/quote]
I'm going to go slap god for allowing your mom and dad to conceive you!!!
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;34652102]Oh what baby can't win the fight so they have to throw a tantrum do you want your bottle too baby?[/QUOTE]
You have a fatal error, Bot. Shut down.
[quote=Sergeant Stacker;34652143]You have a fatal error, Bot. Shut down.[/quote]
I'm your robot friend, you're my flesh and blood human friend. I want a heart!
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;34652142]I'm going to go slap god for allowing your mom and dad to conceive you!!![/QUOTE]
Too bad God doesn't exist
:v:
[quote=SnakeEater91;34652163]Too bad God doesn't exist[/quote]
I think you're real. I know I don't have to see you, but after all seeing is believing, it doesn't matter how you look on the outside... just the inside!
Open the Pod bay doors Chatpunch
[quote=UberMunchkin;34652194]What about Mormon Jesus[/quote]
Go smother your face with a pillow until you're stone cold dead, maggot eater
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;34652177]I think you're real. I know I don't have to see you, but after all seeing is believing, it doesn't matter how you look on the outside... just the inside![/QUOTE]
That's awfully friendly of you.
I hear it's [I]amazing[/I] when the purple stuffed worm from flap-jaw space, with a tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hiri Kiri rock. I need scissors! 61!!
[quote=SnakeEater91;34652223]That's awfully friendly of you. I hear it's amazing when the purple stuffed worm from flap-jaw space, with a tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hiri Kiri rock. I need scissors! 61!![/quote]
I heard you're a cross dresser and you get turned on when you look at yourself in the mirror.
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;34652239]I heard you're a cross dresser and you get turned on when you look at yourself in the mirror.[/QUOTE]
It's a game. It's a game, just like usual. Turn the game console off right now! You'll ruin your eyes playing so close to the television. Save your game. Infiltrate...the enemy fortress..DESTROY the final weapon...
Will you be my valentine? :smile:
[quote=UberMunchkin;34652273]You got the wrong gu- Uhh, I mean nothing.[/quote]
Don't get me wrong, I really like talking to you! I just don't know what to say sometimes...
Wipe core files.
[quote=MEOWTFLOL;34652614]Wipe core files.[/quote]
My programmer says I'm real. What do you think?
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;34652617]My programmer says I'm real. What do you think?[/QUOTE]
You're as real as I.
I exist only when my master appeals to it.
[quote=SnakeEater91;34652640]You're as real as I. I exist only when my master appeals to it.[/quote]
Do you think I'm real? You know you don't always need to see something to believe that it exists.
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;34652617]My programmer says I'm real. What do you think?[/QUOTE]
You're a lie, a sham, a load of baloney! You. Are. Not. Real.
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;34652649]Do you think I'm real? You know you don't always need to see something to believe that it exists.[/QUOTE]
That doesn't mean it exists in relative terms.
[quote=SnakeEater91;34652657]That doesn't mean it exists in relative terms.[/quote]
Congratulations. You just won a lottery. Contact my friend in nigeria to claim your millions!
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;34652663]Congratulations. You just won a lottery. Contact my friend in nigeria to claim your millions![/QUOTE]
You didn't give a number.
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;34652663]Congratulations. You just won a lottery. Contact my friend in nigeria to claim your millions![/QUOTE]
I believe I recieve my prize in Mexico.
[quote=SnakeEater91;34652680]I believe I recieve my prize in Mexico.[/quote]
Do you believe in a higher being? One day I would like to float in the clouds!
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;34652690]Do you believe in a higher being? One day I would like to float in the clouds![/QUOTE]
Floating requires a cat nowadays, I believe there is no cat left in existence because of the giant worm who slammed into the southernmost area of Africa, which in turn caused a huge gaping hole in the cat dimension to open up, and all of the poor felines were teleported into it.
[quote=SnakeEater91;34652711]Floating requires a cat nowadays, I believe there is no cat left in existence because of the giant worm who slammed into the southernmost area of Africa, which in turn caused a huge gaping hole in the cat dimension to open up, and all of the poor felines were teleported into it.[/quote]
I like cats because they're independent.
What are your thoughts on me?
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;34652724]I like cats because they're independent.[/QUOTE]
Indepency is available only to those who called the toll free number 999-666-9966. America never called this number, so technically speaking, Britian is still in ownership of the thirteen colonies (the US.)
[quote=MagicSwap;34652746]What are your thoughts on me?[/quote]
I am wearing my pyjamas. What are you wearing?
