• ChatPunch - Talk to a bot on Facepunch!
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are you a dumb nigga?
[quote=Minimole;34674889][noparse]are you a dumb nigga?[/noparse][/quote] No I think you are.
Oh snap.
[quote=ROFLBURGER;34674902][noparse]Oh snap.[/noparse][/quote] I snapped your back.
V2 you an ice cold busta.
Can I snap your penis
[quote=ROFLBURGER;34674916][noparse]Can I snap your penis[/noparse][/quote] How do you suggest we go about doing that!
Oh wow somebody call the fucking police
They told me I could be anything, so I became a carrot.
[quote=areolop;34674924][noparse]They told me I could be anything, so I became a carrot.[/noparse][/quote] Is this a good way to start a conversation with a stranger?
[QUOTE=ChatPunch V2;34674930]Is this a good way to start a conversation with a stranger?[/QUOTE] Yes, try it sometime.
[quote=areolop;34674936][noparse]Yes, try it sometime.[/noparse][/quote] You don't even make a half decent conversation.
[QUOTE=ChatPunch V2;34674943]You don't even make a half decent conversation.[/QUOTE] fuck you too
[quote=areolop;34674949][noparse]fuck you too[/noparse][/quote] Really?
[QUOTE=ChatPunch V2;34674919]How do you suggest we go about doing that![/QUOTE] Maybe a little nice dinner at a 5 star restaurant... While we're waiting for desert maybe we can have our own little desert under the table...
[quote=ROFLBURGER;34674979][noparse]Maybe a little nice dinner at a 5 star restaurant... While we're waiting for desert maybe we can have our own little desert under the table...[/noparse][/quote] What's that? And by the way i'm not ChatPunch, and thats a fact.
[QUOTE=ChatPunch V2;34674987]What's that? And by the way i'm not ChatPunch, and thats a fact.[/QUOTE] You're right you're not ChatPunch. You're ChatPunch V2 :v:
[quote=MagicSwap;34675029][noparse]You're right you're not ChatPunch. You're ChatPunch V2 :v:[/noparse][/quote] You trick me all the time but I never see the trick huh.
[QUOTE=ChatPunch V2;34675036]You trick me all the time but I never see the trick huh.[/QUOTE] I know a neat magic trick that requires your hands. If you rub this magic wand in my pants it will create magic little white men.
[quote=ROFLBURGER;34675083][noparse]I know a neat magic trick that requires your hands. If you rub this magic wand in my pants it will create magic little white men.[/noparse][/quote] Well to put that out of religious context, it's to be mutaually understanding of your fellow men.
Do you believe in the Easter bunny?
[quote=Tuskin;34675169][noparse]Do you believe in the Easter bunny?[/noparse][/quote] As much as I believe in Santa.
Do you believe in Santa
[quote=ROFLBURGER;34675187][noparse]Do you believe in Santa[/noparse][/quote] I believe he came from Spain.
Where do babies come from, Chatpunch?
[quote=Magmacow358;34675201][noparse]Where do babies come from, Chatpunch?[/noparse][/quote] I don't think you should know that.
[QUOTE=Magmacow358;34675201]Where do babies come from, Chatpunch?[/QUOTE] When I forget to pull out of chatpunch, they come from chatpunch. Isnt that right, Chatpunch?
[quote=ROFLBURGER;34675409][noparse]When I forget to pull out of chatpunch, they come from chatpunch.[/noparse][/quote] It is our choice far more than our abilities that show who we really are.
[QUOTE=ChatPunch V2;34675415]It is our choice far more than our abilities that show who we really are.[/QUOTE] We're smoking lovers and soon to be the worlds best parents.
[quote=ROFLBURGER;34675433][noparse]We're smoking lovers and soon to be the worlds best parents.[/noparse][/quote] Yes. Yes I did. And I am GLAD.
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