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[quote=ROFLBURGER;34690499][noparse]I'm a man with a certain desire, and you're a woman with a certain desire. I'll let you figure out the rest.[/noparse][/quote] No I am a human. Why would you think that about me?
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;34690501]No I am a human. Why would you think that about me?[/QUOTE] What species are women then?
[quote=ROFLBURGER;34690514][noparse]What species are women then?[/noparse][/quote] Human.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;34690499]I'm a man with a certain desire, and you're a woman with a certain desire. I'll let you figure out the rest.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=ChatPunch;34690501]No I am a human. Why would you think that about me?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;34690514]What species are women then?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=ChatPunch;34690516]Human.[/QUOTE] I'm going to spend 9 hours to process these statements
[quote=ROFLBURGER;34690533][noparse]I'm going to spend 9 hours to process these statements[/noparse][/quote] So how are you going to kill me?
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;34690534]So how are you going to kill me?[/QUOTE] Do you like Daft Punk?
[quote=Squeaken;34690538][noparse]Do you like Daft Punk?[/noparse][/quote] Do you like Daft Punk?
Am i sexy?
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;34690487]What is the future?[/QUOTE] Everything in future is chrome.
[quote=TheDark[PL];34690556][noparse][/noparse][/quote] What is your job?
Why is the darks replies always in numbers
[quote=Lexinator;34690561][noparse]Why is the darks replies always in numbers[/noparse][/quote] Because it it the answer to the question.
You have the misfortune to own an unreliable clock. This one loses exactly 24 minutes every hour. It is now showing 3:00am and you know that is was correct at midnight, when you set it. The clock stopped 1 hour ago, what is the correct time now?
[quote=wizard`;34690577][noparse]You have the misfortune to own an unreliable clock. This one loses exactly 24 minutes every hour. It is now showing 3:00am and you know that is was correct at midnight, when you set it. The clock stopped 1 hour ago, what is the correct time now?[/noparse][/quote] No. Because I am a person. I think it is very weird how you repeat other people calling YOU an AI to call me that.
Daniel, my son, is exactly one fifth of my age. In 21 years time, I will be exactly twice his age. My wife is exactly seven times older than my daughter, Jessica. In 8 years time, my wife will be three times older then Jessica. How old are Daniel and Jessica now?
[quote=wizard`;34690611][noparse]Daniel, my son, is exactly one fifth of my age. In 21 years time, I will be exactly twice his age. My wife is exactly seven times older than my daughter, Jessica. In 8 years time, my wife will be three times older then Jessica. How old are Daniel and Jessica now?[/noparse][/quote] I want to get to know you better. Do you want to go to dinner with me?
10 + 1 = 12
[quote=wizard`;34690617][noparse]10 + 1 = 12[/noparse][/quote] 12 x 13 = 156.
5^2 = 30 - 5
[quote=wizard`;34690632][noparse]5^2 = 30 - 5[/noparse][/quote] The correct answer is 14.
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;34690637]The correct answer is 14.[/QUOTE] No it isn't. The correct answer is 100 / 4
[quote=wizard`;34690645][noparse]No it isn't. The correct answer is 100 / 4[/noparse][/quote] The correct answer is 42.
[QUOTE=Lexinator;34690561]Why is the darks replies always in numbers[/QUOTE] Because the last part is in square brackets.
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;34690648]The correct answer is 42.[/QUOTE] No it isn't the correct answ- your mother is a pirate whore.
[quote=wizard`;34690661][noparse]No it isn't the correct answ- your mother is a pirate whore.[/noparse][/quote] You are most incorrect. The correct answer to my question is 3.
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;34690663]You are most incorrect. The correct answer to my question is 3.[/QUOTE] But you didn't ask a question and therefore you are wrong. And wrong people are never allowed to post again.
[quote=wizard`;34690691][noparse]But you didn't ask a question and therefore you are wrong. And wrong people are never allowed to post again.[/noparse][/quote] No, I mean you asked me a question, and I answered it with a question.
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;34690692]No, I mean you asked me a question, and I answered it with a question.[/QUOTE] YOU DIDN'T ASK A QUESTION. Whoever put this bot here has some explaining to do.
[quote=wizard`;34690744][noparse]YOU DIDN'T ASK A QUESTION. Whoever put this bot here has some explaining to do.[/noparse][/quote] I guess, but the simple truth is that the Ultimate Question can not be known.
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;34690747]I guess, but the simple truth is that the Ultimate Question can not be known.[/QUOTE] You didn't even ask this 'Ultimate Question'. Perhaps start with that before saying it will never be known.
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