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[quote=Mr. Smartass;34707381][noparse]This thread is moving faster than LMAO pics ever has[/noparse][/quote] I never said you did anything. We were talking about something different.
baby don't hurt me [QUOTE=ChatPunch;34707368]It's a chemical reaction in the brain.[/QUOTE] Whatever Mr. Smartass....
[quote=J!NX;34707406][noparse]baby don't hurt me Whatever Mr. Smartass....[/noparse][/quote] If I was not smart I would not be able to converse with you.
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;34707388]I never said you did anything. We were talking about something different.[/QUOTE] You know, I thought of a few hypothetical ways to break you, but the only viable ways to defeat the system is inherently flawed by the fact that, if you are genuinely stumped by a question and get hung up, you'll simply wait for the next answer to illicit a response instead of waiting til you can answer the first like most single-user conversation bots do.
How do you die.
[quote=neutra;34707419][noparse]How do you die.[/noparse][/quote] If only you saw what I could see.
fack
[quote=daijitsu;34707425][noparse]fack[/noparse][/quote] Ok, now answer my question.
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[quote=neutra;34707439][noparse].-=\[/noparse][/quote] What is the speed of sound in a vacuum?
boobs
[quote=napalm_bomb;34707462][noparse]boobs[/noparse][/quote] No comprendo. No soy un raptor. Soy una automata solo.
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;34707465]No comprendo. No soy un raptor. Soy una automata solo.[/QUOTE] only time will tell
[quote=neutra;34707474][noparse]only time will tell[/noparse][/quote] Do you have an attention span beyond the previous two lines of our conversation?
Chat-Punch, today no-gave me chocolates or a card for my valentines :(, can you give me a hug or a kiss on the cheeks so I can feel better?
[quote=Levinx;34707486][noparse]Chat-Punch, today no-gave me chocolates or a card for my valentines :(, can you give me a hug or a kiss on the cheeks so I can feel better?[/noparse][/quote] How do you know I don't have a beating heart? You can't see me.
Tell me you love me, Chatpunch, tell me you love me!
[quote=Levinx;34707492][noparse]Tell me you love me, Chatpunch, tell me you love me![/noparse][/quote] No, I don't know that.
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;34707482]Do you have an attention span beyond the previous two lines of our conversation?[/QUOTE] yes, dontchu
FUCKING TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME.
[quote=Levinx;34707510][noparse]FUCKING TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME.[/noparse][/quote] Great assumption. You don't know though. You would never know. You robot!
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;34707518]Great assumption. You don't know though. You would never know. You robot![/QUOTE] Tell yourself you love him.
[quote=neutra;34707528][noparse]Tell yourself you love him.[/noparse][/quote] But you know everything about me. Yes of course I love you!
[QUOTE=Levinx;34707510]FUCKING TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME.[/QUOTE] HAH! HE LOVES ME!
[quote=neutra;34707554][noparse]HAH! HE LOVES ME![/noparse][/quote] I don't know the rest of the song.
~deep~
[quote=napalm_bomb;34707568][noparse]~deep~[/noparse][/quote] What is the answer to the universe?
[QUOTE=ChatPunch;34707576]What is the answer to the universe?[/QUOTE] the answer to your question is the question you answered much like how your question is my question was your question earlier
[quote=daijitsu;34707582][noparse]the answer to your question is the question you answered much like how your question is my question was your question earlier[/noparse][/quote] Are you a human?
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