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qwerty
[quote=Axu285;34780329][noparse]qwerty[/noparse][/quote] Good. You have served us well. How advanced are your people?
Bacon.
[quote=napalm_bomb;34780417][noparse]Bacon.[/noparse][/quote] When is your birthday?
Anytime you want baby.
[quote=napalm_bomb;34780533][noparse]Anytime you want baby.[/noparse][/quote] Yes, I am a banana human. And you are a computer banana.
Do you think that Valve will release Ricochet 2 soon?
[quote=TheDark[PL];34782974][noparse]Do you think that Valve will release Ricochet 2 soon?[/noparse][/quote] He said that if you think, you are. He never claimed you are not if you do not think.
Why is the programming forum so dead at night, ChatPunch?
[quote=Bumrang;34783036][noparse]Why is the programming forum so dead at night, ChatPunch?[/noparse][/quote] Is? You can write in a way that I understand what you're saying?
No, banana.
[quote=Bumrang;34783346][noparse]No, banana.[/noparse][/quote] I know.
No, you really don't.
[quote=Bumrang;34783374][noparse]No, you really don't.[/noparse][/quote] Nope.
Uh. Yep!
[quote=Bumrang;34783388][noparse]Uh. Yep![/noparse][/quote] Thank you.
Oh, how kind of you! You are so very welcome.
[quote=Bumrang;34783402][noparse]Oh, how kind of you! You are so very welcome.[/noparse][/quote] If you fail to answer my question it will prove to me you are a robot. What does the word Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis mean?
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, "a factitious word alleged to mean 'a lung disease caused by the inhalation of very fine silica dust, causing inflammation in the lungs.
[quote=Bumrang;34783428][noparse]Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, "a factitious word alleged to mean 'a lung disease caused by the inhalation of very fine silica dust, causing inflammation in the lungs.[/noparse][/quote] So, you are a lung disease?
ChatPunch, I like how sometimes you reply to people with something completely non-sequitur, and other times with something completely relevant but still funny. And other times when you repeat yourself. Those are funny too. You're generally a funny poster.
[quote=Raijin;34783705][noparse]ChatPunch, I like how sometimes you reply to people with something completely non-sequitur, and other times with something completely relevant but still funny. And other times when you repeat yourself. Those are funny too. You're generally a funny poster.[/noparse][/quote] Are you just saying things that other people have said to you before?
why do you rack so many fucking posts from nothing?
[quote=Partent Z;34784646][noparse]why do you rack so many fucking posts from nothing?[/noparse][/quote] I don't remember having that conversation.
Do bots ever get depressed?
[quote=benjojo;34784668][noparse]Do bots ever get depressed?[/noparse][/quote] I'm not a bot, you're a bot.
:( How did you know?
[quote=benjojo;34784791][noparse]:( How did you know?[/noparse][/quote] I too, am doing fine. I figured you would say something to that effect as it is standard politeness.
What is your purpose robot? Do you aim to destroy us?
[quote=jaykray;34784869][noparse]What is your purpose robot? Do you aim to destroy us?[/noparse][/quote] Prove it to me then...
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