• You wake up next to the above users avatar and both of you are NUDE. what do you do?
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I did it! I drank myself into the goddamn future!
I'd offer him vodka in the morning
[QUOTE=Sitkero;26425156]I did it! I drank myself into the goddamn future![/QUOTE] I did that once, took ages though and some side effects of fading in and out of some goddamn hospital. I'd be very, very scared.
Play with circuits.
run
rape 1.oral 2.vaginal 3.anal 4.execute (Elite forum ninja)
Hell yeah *ninja* Erm...could you wear a paper bag on your head?
What.
Yeah, I probably fucked you. I can't say no to a guy with a rape face.
ask him what conditioner he uses
Set it on fire, then myself.
If its a girl, assume we had sex and go back for seconds. If its a guy, scream "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU IN MY BED?!"
[QUOTE=Archonet;26425967]If its a girl, assume we had sex and go back for seconds. If its a guy, scream "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU IN MY BED?!"[/QUOTE] It's both.
Eh, get your hair out of my mouth, no, not the hair on your head....
[QUOTE=jiggu;26425998]It's both.[/QUOTE] In that case, I run like hell. Also,for the above user, I'd get rat poison.
"get the fuck out of my bed" and put on some pants
Sex
I throw it out the window, i don't want leaves all over my bed.
Wonder what the fuck did I take.
:sax:
Looks very young, no sex and I would kindly ask her to get out before I get arrested for pedophilia.
Kill and eat it, shark is tasty apparently.
I crap on his toes!
oh lordy. nightmares. :ohdear: i think i would have a heart attack.
:ohdear:
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
Aw yeah wait, that's a girl and I'm gay oh well, I'll make an exception
Kick it outta my bed
eat it
Rape
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