You wake up next to the above users avatar and both of you are NUDE. what do you do?

[ThePutty]

hope to god it isn't on national tv

[halflambada]

blow my brains out.

[TheNuB]

Go back to sleep like nothing happened last night

[Game Zombie]

"That was a fun night but I should get going now" Then have a cold shower for 2 hours

[BigSmokeDawg]

Ninja'd.

I'd wonder why I'd woken up next to a pimp when I'm a guy...

[MasterFen007]

Maybe have breakfast together.

[STREWTH_99]

wat

[MasterFen007]

Fuck it's brains out.

[MrTicTac]

Ask him to have a seat.

[KamikazeZombie]

Scream. Then shoot myself for gay sex.

[Lordgeorge16]

Fuck, ninja fire!

[PeanutTHENINJA]

hot sex

[TheNuB]

Hell no! Bestiality?? Oh god

[PeanutTHENINJA]

hot rape

[KamikazeZombie]

[QUOTE=TheNuB;26439668]Hell no! Bestiality?? Oh god[/QUOTE]

[PeanutTHENINJA]

rape

[ss013r]

Realize what happened and pass out.

[O'10er]

Turn around and ask for seconds

[watehfreak]

Trim!

[Fatfatfatty]

I would wonder why there was a bush next to me.

[Alice]

Wonder why there was a shark in my bed. Let alone an anthropomorphic one.

[Sitkero]

Probably panic.
No amount of jolly beardy cheer could make a cacodemon less threatening.

[PeanutTHENINJA]

sex

[Alexis-nyan]

... :ohdear:

[Nerts]

Anal rape.

[Pee]

This pleases my wing fetish.

[PeanutTHENINJA]

aww yeah

[ForNoReason]

Fuck roofies

[breadlord]

Wonder why my ass is gaping open with a condom inside.

[BmB]

Run the fuck away.

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