• You wake up next to the above users avatar and both of you are NUDE. what do you do?
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Kill it, not for religious or retarded cultist beliefs, but because it is a fucking threat. Keep those fucking teeth away from me or get shot. I sleep with a .44 under my pillow at all times. TEXAS FTW!
Wonder how the hell that worked out last night.
Kill it, it is a threat, threats must be neutralized with extreme prejudice. Same .44 as before used on >>>[IMG]http://avatars.fpcontent.net/image.php?u=275451&dateline=1293668292[/IMG] [4/6] rounds left, come at me bitches.
What the fuck?
Hope it doesn't eat me.
Rape.
Oh.
OH FUCK A CACODEMON *Uses another .44 bullet* *Misses and hits a pokemon that is breaking and entering onto my property* [3/6] rounds left. Whos next?
It takes about 20 bullets to kill a cacodemon, fucker.
*Spams strafe keys*
Absorb it into my chest and i shall become the greatest demon in Monster history!
Promptly fires 4th shot from .44 to prevent that. Fires another just to be sure. 1 shot left, but I still have several speedloader clips left.
Calls his demon minions to pick him up before he gets shot again.
Inconspicuously slither out of the bed and out the door
Spins .44 chamber and points at own head. Beats what would happen if I got any bites or scratches from spikesandhands', marnetmar's, or doomevil's avatars. Ahh fuck empty slot. For every person I reply to, I will reroll and turn it at them or me every other time, with each roll the odds of firing increasing, using a random.org numbergen
praise satan
... *Whips Crowbar*
Don't forget to reload Doctor Freeman! Here, patch yourself up!
Punch it in the kidneys.
Run
Wonder what the hell just happened.
Kill it with a pillow.
Sex
Ask if you want some white creamy chocolate
hit with a giant glass bottle
Hide under covers and hope it goes away
Fuckin' dinasaur
Cry.
I'm okay with this
ssex
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