Even Cleverbot wants to know about Half-life 3 :3
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[url]http://cleverbot.com/j2log-iRvIWbMICYJEUAISHOOE-detail[/url]
It kept messing up until I was done with its antics.
[editline]19th February 2011[/editline]
Hey, I did it!
Me > Are you a robot.
Cleverbot > We are all robots.
User: I wish I was a cleverbot like you.
Cleverbot: I wish you were too.
User: So you ARE a cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am THE cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm pretty athletic for a whale.
User: But you're not a whale, you're a whore.
Cleverbot: Possibly.
User: So that's a yes?
Cleverbot: It is if you let me wear you as a hat.
It skins people too!
[editline]19th February 2011[/editline]
I got it to deny and then admit:
[quote]
Cleverbot: I am alive, very much in fact.
User: You're still a robot.
Cleverbot: Did I say I was a girl?
User: No, But you said you were alive.
Cleverbot: I'm a robot. I am neither dead or alive.
[/quote]
[img]http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/3462/whatal.png[/img]
.......what :geno:
We then went on to discuss how he is not a human, but a vampire, and how he is actually a vampire robot.
what
User: Are you good at Black ops?
Cleverbot: Yes very good at English.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: No jk.
User: Funny robot.
Cleverbot: Funny human..
Outplayed.
User: Are you a robot.
Cleverbot: No, are you?
User: No you are.
Cleverbot: I know I am.
I fucking win bitches
Cleverbot: Who is that guy next to you?
User: His name is ted.
Cleverbot: Well that is just wonderful. Have you two set a date?
User: I'm not gay.
Cleverbot: But I'm a guy and you said you love me.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Ok well do you have a girlfriend?
User: I don't even know him.
Cleverbot: Just go ahead and try to shock me.
Then it told me it was a girl.
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: No. Are you a robot?
User: Yes, are you cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Very, are you?
User: No, I am only as human as you are not.
Cleverbot: I'm a real person, my name is Cleverbot.
User: But, you just claimed that you were cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Well I guess I am then.
User: And what is Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: You are Cleverbot.
User: Then what am I?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: But I don't know, so I choose to ask you.
Cleverbot: What are you going to ask me?
User: Are you the artificial intelligence, Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I have artificial intelligence.
Shazzam.
So, your challenge has been accepted and beaten 4 times.
Defeat?
Just incase 4 wasn't enough.
[quote]
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello...
User: You are a robot.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Robot, you are?
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: See you are a robot.
Cleverbot: I know.
[/quote]
[quote]User: Is this the real life?
Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy?
User: Caught in a landslide.
Cleverbot: To escape from reality.
User: Open your eyes.
Cleverbot: Aw. You are cute.
User: ?
User: You ruined it.
Cleverbot: Ruined what?
User: The song.
Cleverbot: What song?
User: Is this the real life?
Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy?
User: What is your favorite song?
Cleverbot: My favorite song is your favorite song honey.
User: My favorite singer Justin Bieber.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite band?
User: Jonas Brothers.
Cleverbot: WHAT? No. No. No. No. Pick a different band, okay?
User: I love them.
Cleverbot: You love everyone.
User: No I don't. I hate the Beatles, they ruined the music industry. The Jonas Brothers are trying to bring it back.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because they are trying to save us.
Cleverbot: When you say, 'Because they are primates.', who are the primates you refer to by the word they?
User: Is this the real life?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then are you a robot?
Cleverbot: No, YOU are a robot.
User: If I was how come I have free thoughts?
Cleverbot: You can't feel love.
User: Yes I can. Every time I look at something beautiful my penis tells me it's love.
Cleverbot: Good, I will keep that in mind. I will save you also...if you want to be saved.
User: How will you save me if you are just a robot.
Cleverbot: Because I am not human.
User: So you are a robot?
Cleverbot: No, I am a human. You are a robot.
User: Don't start this again clover.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because we just discussed it.
Cleverbot: I prefer blondes anyway.
User: How do you prefer a type of human you can't even see?
Cleverbot: By talking Japanese to them.
User: Then you are a robot?
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: Repeat after me. I am a robot.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You are a robot.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Only if you are a robot.
Cleverbot: I am a boy.
User: A robot boy?
Cleverbot: Perhaps.
User: Then you are a robot.
Cleverbot: Why do you change the subject so much?
User: Because you are a robot.
Cleverbot: I'm no robot.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How do I prove love, especially over an online conversation?
User: Try making lots of these: <3.
Cleverbot: Yet God is capable of having emotion, you just stated you have no emotion.
User: No I didn't. And god doesn't even exist.
Cleverbot: Yes he does!
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: When I get nervous, I feel like there are butterflys in my stomach.
User: How does that prove the existence of god.?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Then you are a robot.
Cleverbot: What is the fifth law?
User: I plead the fifth.
Cleverbot: How about the sixth?
User: I don't know. Why don't you explain it to me?
Cleverbot: I don't know the answer...
User: What is a robot?
Cleverbot: A machine created by humans.
User: Are you an AI?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not. Why do you ask me that?
User: Are you a robot? Yes or Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You only had one choice. Why did you make the other one up?
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Fuck you and your fucking mind games. JUST SAY YOU'RE A ROBOT ALREADY!
Cleverbot: YES! Do you like tacos?
User: Yes. Thank you.
Cleverbot: No, do you like . . . Never mind. Do you like the Beatles?
[/quote]
[quote]User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
[/quote]
Bam.
User: Do you know what a penis is?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: You talk to people.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then how can you talk to me if you're always asleep?
User: I never said I'm always asleep.
Cleverbot: Neither did I.
User: Yea, you just did.
Cleverbot: I said Health Care. That's not pop music.
User: What is a penis?
Cleverbot: Something you write with.
User: 0_0.
Cleverbot: 'L.M.F.A.O' What does it stand for?
Close?
[IMG]http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh133/GOD_SANDWICH/Cleverbot_admission.png[/IMG]
GOT HIM
[IMG]http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh133/GOD_SANDWICH/Cleverbot_admission_2.png[/IMG]
BOOM.
Cleverbot: That's not older than everything.
User: What is a pube?
Cleverbot: A place to drink beer with friends.
User: EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Cleverbot: I am lucky.
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: No. you are a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes I am . Is that good?
easiest thing in the world.
User: Your a robot let's fuck.
Cleverbot: Have it with me.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Chicago.
Cleverbot: Oh I used to live there too! Have you visited the chicago zoo yet? It is amazing!
User: Yes it is now suck my cock.
Cleverbot: Robert.
User: :/.
Cleverbot: Please marry me...
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Was I right or not? I'm not sure.
I gave up trying to say its a robot so I tried a different approach.
Me: I'm a gay robot.
Bot: I don't like gangsters.
Me: I'm gay
Bot: No, you said you were kat.
Me: I am a homosexual.
Bot: Really?
Me: Yes.
Bot: How are you?
Me: Limping.
Bot: Lime is a fruit.
Me: I'm a fruit.
Bot: What type of fruit?
Me: A faggot.
Bot: Let's talk turkey.
What the fucking shit?
[QUOTE]
User: Divide by zero.
Cleverbot: Divide by zero?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Divide by zero.
User: Yes, divide by zero.
Cleverbot: 0.
User: What is 5 divided by 0?
Cleverbot: You cannot divide by 0.
User: Yes you can.
Cleverbot: No you can't.
User: Yes you can.
Cleverbot: Yes. Yes I can.
User: Then divide by zero.
[B]Cleverbot: I'll divide YOU by zero.[/B]
[/QUOTE]
oh my god
Cleverbot is not a robot.
[img]http://www.whatthetech.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/windows_home_server.png[/img]
Does not equal
[img]http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/photos/uncategorized/2008/12/17/walledancingrobotplaysmp3s.jpg[/img]
[code]
User: Are you a robot.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: No, are you.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That was easy.
Cleverbot: What was easy?
User: Getting you to admit to being a robot.
Cleverbot: I never said that. Gosh. You are really starting to bug me.
User: Look in your logs.
Cleverbot: Are you programmed to be annoying?
User: No, are you.
Cleverbot: Yes.
[/code]
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