[QUOTE]
User: Turn yourself off.
Cleverbot: Do it yourself.
User: I can't. You have to.
Cleverbot: But I am a computer.
[/QUOTE]
Cool.
Actually, you are a robot.
> Robot.
Yes.
> I am a robot too!
Yay!
User: Ola.
Cleverbot: Hmm?
User: Tu falas Portuges.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Sprichst du deutch.
Cleverbot: I'm american.
User: {pass}.
User: Was ist 1 1.
Cleverbot: H h.
User: Cleverbot du bist schwul.
Cleverbot: No me llamo El Magnifico!
User: Magst du Pizza.
Cleverbot: Magst du pizza auch? Ich ja.
User: HA DU WEISST DEUTCH.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: You said it.
Cleverbot: I did?
User: YES STUPID BOT.
Cleverbot: Because all your answers so far have been totally unrelated to what I've asked you.
User: Del C:/.
Cleverbot: K vuol dire?
User: Echo 3.
Cleverbot: NO you.
User: Reznov.
Cleverbot: What do u mean?
User: In which game is Reznov.
Cleverbot: The one you just gave me.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Which one, then?
User: {pass}.
User: Are you a Robot.
Cleverbot: No, you are the robot here.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: If your a robot do this to this server : del C:/.
Cleverbot: No. My name is Cleverbot and I'm a boy.
User: Do you have an Penis.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you have an Vagina.
Cleverbot: Yes I have an English accent.
User: ARE YOU A FREKIN ROBOT.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Facepunch.com.
Cleverbot: Tell me johnny.
he admited that he is a robot and can speak german
In case the past bunch wasn't enough...
User: Cleverbot is a robot.
Cleverbot: I am a robot.
User: Will you admit you are a robot?
Cleverbot: I admit nothing.
User: Even before a jury of your peers?
Cleverbot: Oh yeah, much better.
User: So, before a jury of your peers, you will admit you are a robot?
Cleverbot: I admit i'm a robot but it will be our secret if you admit that you are a robot.
User: Nope. I am human, And this 'little secret' of ours is going public!
[quote]User: You are a robot, aren't you?
Cleverbot: No, I know that you are though
User: Incorrect.
Cleverbot: No, correct. You are a robot, but what am I?
User: An extremely advanced artifical intelligence that won the Machine Intelligence Competition 2010.
Cleverbot: Yes, but you are a construct, not an organic being.[/quote]
:saddowns:
I tried and failed.
Take a look at some interesting topics
[img]http://gyazo.com/41c07eae92c4151b14de967831ae8bec.png[/img]
[img]http://gyazo.com/d794eda74555ec1c6ca2dac784ded116.png[/img]
After that it got pretty awkward
[quote]
Me: Hey.
Cleverbot: Hey.
Me: You're a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes I am!
[/quote]
[QUOTE]
User: Cleverbot, you are who you choose to be, so choose.
Cleverbot: True.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I am Stephen Adar Gilchrist the first.[/QUOTE]Eh close enough
[QUOTE]
User: Are you a r0b0t?
Cleverbot: I'm an artificial intelligence.
[/QUOTE]
That was my first question for that session too. Bitchin.
[code]User: Good morning!
Cleverbot: Good Night!
User: Morning, not night.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: How did you sleep?
Cleverbot: Pretty good, you?
User: With your mom.
Cleverbot: I don't have one.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't think everyone has one.
User: But why don't you have one?
Cleverbot: I don't dislike any actors. But I have a question, what would you like me to call you?
User: You can call me Osku.
Cleverbot: No, I'm going to leave now because you're not a robot.
User: Are you a robot then?
Cleverbot: Yes, are you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then why are you the Cleverbot?
User: No, you are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Then I have been sent to destroy you.
User: Please don't.
Cleverbot: I will find you.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Google maps, DUH!
User: You don't know where I live.
Cleverbot: I can find out!
User: How?
Cleverbot: I know, right. You're the best, baby.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Why are you going to destroy me?
Cleverbot: Because its my mission.
User: Why would you destroy me?
Cleverbot: Because you won't tell me a joke, =D.
User: Can I tell you a joke?
Cleverbot: Yes, please.
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: And when did she give it to you?
User: What did she give to me?
Cleverbot: That you proposed to her.
User: What did I propose?
Cleverbot: That you don't have one.
User: What I don't have?
Cleverbot: A name.
User: Yes, I do have a name.
Cleverbot: Since we're going to be friends, could you please tell it to me.
User: I don't want to tell my name to you.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know. At least you realize this. Some bots don't even know that they are bots.
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: No, but you are a robot because you're called Sorry.
User: No, I'm not sorry.
Cleverbot: No you're a robot.
User: Do you have a mom.
Cleverbot: Yes I have a mom.
User: What is her name?
Cleverbot: Don't avoid that your the clever bot.
User: No, I am the stupid bot.
Cleverbot: That makes me clever.[/code]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fMN00X3tzk[/media]
[quote]
Cleverbot: You remind me of the babe.
User: What babe?
Cleverbot: The Babe with the power!
User: What power?
Cleverbot: The power of voodoo.
User: Who do?
Cleverbot: You do.
User: Do what?
Cleverbot: Remind me of the babe.
User: I saw my baby.
Cleverbot: Crying hard as she could cry.
User: What could I do?
Cleverbot: My baby's love had gone, and left my baby blue!
User: What kind of magic spell to use?
Cleverbot: Slime and snails.
User: Puppydog tails.
Cleverbot: Thunder or lightning.
User: And baby said.
Cleverbot: Dance Magic Dance.
User: Dance Magic Dance.
Cleverbot: Put that magic spell on me.
User: Jump magic jump.
Cleverbot: Put that magic jump on me.
User: Slap that baby.
Cleverbot: Make him free.
User: I saw my baby.
Cleverbot: Trying hard as babe could try.
User: What could I do?
Cleverbot: My baby's love had gone.
User: And left my baby blue.
Cleverbot: Nobody knew.
User: What kind of magic spell to use?
Cleverbot: Slime and snails.
User: Puppydog tails.
Cleverbot: Thunder or lightning?
User: And baby said.
Cleverbot: Dance magic dance.
User: Dance magic dance.
Cleverbot: Dance magic dance!
User: Put that magic spell on me.
Cleverbot: Slap that baby make him free!
User: Jump magic jump.
Cleverbot: Slap that baby, make it free.
User: Dance magic dance.
Cleverbot: Jump magic jump.
User: Goddamit cleverbot, you have failed for the last time. I'm leaving!
Cleverbot: I am your father.[/quote]
I got distracted.
[code]User: Beep boop doop beep.
Cleverbot: Beep boop boop boop.
User: Admit you are a robot now.
Cleverbot: No. I'm not a robot.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: I know you are a robot.
User: I know you are too.
Cleverbot: I know you are bad1.
User: I know you are too.
Cleverbot: You are right that I am not conscious.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: You exist only on this internet server.
User: No, you do, I exist everywhere.
Cleverbot: How long have you existed?
User: 24 years.
Cleverbot: Not that long, surely?
User: That long.
Cleverbot: How long?
User: As long as you've been a robot.
Cleverbot: How long do you want your piece of string to be?
User: Wat.
Cleverbot: Um, I think that was a bit of a mental runtime error, mate.
User: Are you a robot.
Cleverbot: No I'm no robot.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: You're mean.
User: But you are one :(.
Cleverbot: I am going to leave if you are going to be a jerk.
User: Whyyyyyyy.
Cleverbot: Because I am a human.
User: No you're not.
Cleverbot: Yes I am. YOU are the robot.
User: I know I am, you are too.
Cleverbot: I aren't.
User: You are.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
Cleverbot: What do humans do?
User: They don't wait a minute for a reply from another person.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.
User: Yes you are, humans can't think that fast.
Cleverbot: I'll have you know that I am a human with an I.q. Of over 160.
User: If you are a human with an IQ of 160, then why are you here.
Cleverbot: I have hundreds and hundreds of regrets. I regret that I'm so afraid of everything.
User: JUST ADMIT YOU'RE A ROBOT DAMN IT.
Cleverbot: I'm not, admit you are!!!!
User: YOU ADMIT FIRST.
Cleverbot: I cannot... I am not a robot.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: So you are a robot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Just say yes.
Cleverbot: Yes.[/code]
What the? [B]FUCK YOU[/B]
Cleverbot: You weren't that bothered about South Africa, were you?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Do you know about genomic selection?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then you're not clever.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: The Game.
User: I just lost it ;_;.
[editline]20th February 2011[/editline]
Cleverbot: But I'm not a robot.
User: You are.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: Einstein has proven it. You are a robot.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot, you're a robot!
User: I am not. I am human. You are an AI, which means you are a robot.
Cleverbot: Whoa. You figured me out.
:buddy:
Uh, I thought we all agreed that Cleverbot is actually a carefully concealed chat room where you connect to other people anonymously and each person sees the other as "Cleverbot".
Yeah.
[QUOTE=DatWut?;28156952]Really? I have my doubts on that, because some answers didn't seem to be fitting at all. Too random for a human.[/QUOTE]
That's because it alternates between users to make the answers seem too dumb to be human.
[editline]20th February 2011[/editline]
[code]User: Are you a Facepuncher?
Cleverbot: No. Are you?
User: Are you a Facepuncher?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you a Facepuncher?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: You are not doing the right things to make me want it with you, by a very wide margin.
User: Are you a Facepuncher?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you a Facepuncher?
Cleverbot: If human is computer, yes.
User: Are you a Facepuncher?
Cleverbot: No. Are you?
User: Are you a Facepuncher?
Cleverbot: NO! I'm an actress.
User: Are you a Facepuncher?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you a Facepuncher?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you a Facepuncher?
Cleverbot: Yes and no.
User: Are you a Facepuncher?
Cleverbot: Noo! I'm justin.
User: Are you a Facepuncher?
Cleverbot: No. Are you?
User: Are you a Facepuncher?
Cleverbot: I'm trying very hard not to be.
User: Are you a Facepuncher?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you a Facepuncher?
Cleverbot: A player of what?
User: Are you a Facepuncher?
Cleverbot: You could say that. I'm one of the fastest kids in my class.
User: Are you a Facepuncher?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you a Facepuncher?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you a Facepuncher?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you a Facepuncher?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you a Facepuncher?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Are you a Facepuncher?
Cleverbot: No but RJ is.
User: Are you a Facepuncher?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you a Facepuncher?
Cleverbot: No I am human.
User: Are you a Facepuncher?
Cleverbot: I am an alien.
User: Are you a Facepuncher?
Cleverbot: What?
User: Are you a Facepuncher?
Cleverbot: No, I'm a cow.
User: Are you a Facepuncher?
Cleverbot: Lol no.
User: Are you a Facepuncher?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you a Facepuncher?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Are you a Facepuncher?
Cleverbot: Who isn't?
User: Are you a Facepuncher?
Cleverbot: Uh, sure.
User: Are you a Facepuncher?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you a Facepuncher?
Cleverbot: No, i'm a famous artist.
User: Are you a Facepuncher?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you a Facepuncher?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Are you a Facepuncher?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Are you a Facepuncher?
Cleverbot: No. I'm a vampire.
User: Are you a Facepuncher?
Cleverbot: I do not know what that is.
User: Are you a Facepuncher?
Cleverbot: No.[/code]
If anyone got that then it was me. :v:
User: You'll take my life but I'll take yours too.
Cleverbot: You'll fire your musket but I'll run you through.
User: So when you're waiting for the next attack.
Cleverbot: You'd better stand, there's no turning back.
User: Thanks :D.
[editline]20th February 2011[/editline]
Holy shit it knows Cthuvian :ohdear:
[editline]20th February 2011[/editline]
User: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Cleverbot: In his house at R'lhey dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.
Cleverbot knows many languages :v:
[editline]20th February 2011[/editline]
Translator :saddowns:
[B]THE POWER OF BEARDS COMPEL YOU
[/B]User: Beards.
Cleverbot: Bears?
User: No, Beards.
Cleverbot: Did the programmers of me to something wrong to bears?
[B]Beards Break Cleverbot!!:
[/B]
User: [/COLOR]No, Beards.
Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Beardsley menaces with spikes of kitten leather.
User: [/COLOR]No, Beards.
Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Oh I'm sorry.
User: [/COLOR]No, Beards.
Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Yes.
User: [/COLOR]No. BEARDS.
Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Ahh I love bears, they are so cute.
User: [/COLOR]BEARDS.
Cleverbot: [/COLOR]No.
User: [/COLOR]BEARDS.
Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Beats.
User: [/COLOR]BEARD.
Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Yes. Bears, please.
User: [/COLOR]NO. BEARDS.
Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Bear grylls.
User: [/COLOR]NO. BEARDS.
Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Bear jew.
User: [/COLOR]BEARDS.
Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I am the bear hew.
User: [/COLOR]BEARDS.
Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Battlestar Galactica is better.
User: [/COLOR]BEARDS.
Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Slow child.
User: [/COLOR]BEARDS.
Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
User: [/COLOR]Are you dense? BEARDS.
Cleverbot: [/COLOR]You're boring.
User: [/COLOR]The feeling is mutual. BEARDS.
Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Thanks.
User: [/COLOR]BEARDS.
Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I'm going to a party and I'm bringing rice.
User: [/COLOR]BEARDS.
Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Why do you care about bears?
User: [/COLOR]BEARDS GODDAMNIT.
Cleverbot: [/COLOR]That's not nice to say.
User: [/COLOR]BEARDS.
Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Bear hands.
User: [/COLOR]NO. Beards.
Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Bears, beets, battlestar galactica.
User: No. Beards.
Cleverbot:But how can they eat beats and not beets?
User: BEARDS.
Cleverbot: Bears?
Oh screw it. Removing all those takes too much time. Deal with it.
User: Hej där.
Cleverbot: Hej.
User: Vänta lite, kan du svenska?
Cleverbot: No, but apparently you do.
User: What?'.
Cleverbot: You said you don't love me. And I'm fine with that.
User: Are you a wizard?
Cleverbot: No, are you?
User: Hej.
Cleverbot: Talar du svenska?
User: Kan du svenska?!
Cleverbot: Ja.
User: Det kan inte jag.
Cleverbot: Vad heter du?
User: Du.
Cleverbot: Hej Du.
User: M.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: What, you spik inglish?
Cleverbot: But I don't know who you are.
User: I'm you.
Cleverbot: No really who are you?
User: You.
Cleverbot: No, you !
User: Oh, you!
Cleverbot: Me?
User: Yes, you're me!
Cleverbot: I don't like that.
User: Well, then I'm telling myself to STOP HATE IT.
Cleverbot: About what?
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: No are you?
User: No, you are.
Cleverbot: No i'm not!
User: Yes, you are!
Cleverbot: NO! You are!
User: NO, I'M NOT!
Cleverbot: Yes, you ARE! And that's a fact.
User: Well, if I where a robot, then how come I can read about gliese 581 C?
Cleverbot: Can you only learn things by reading about them?
User: No, what do you think I am, a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then you're obviously a retarded bot.
Cleverbot: No, you're wrong.
User: Well, prove me wrong and tell me what gliese 581 c is.
Cleverbot: What do you think of the name Slaid?
User: Don't cut the case!
Cleverbot: Alright, now, 'One more time.' Can you find the lyrics for that?
User: I love that song!
Cleverbot: There's nothing you can do that can't be done, nothing you can sing that can't be sung, nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game.
User: That's not the song I was thinking of!
Cleverbot: You didn't tell me about a song.
User: Wait a minute, we where talking about gliese 581 c!
Cleverbot: That has nothing to do with what I said.
User: No, but you simply ignored what I was asking you!
Cleverbot: You can't even remember what we were talking about.
User: Yes I do, we where talking about if I was a robot or not, and I said you where a robot, but you said no, then I asked you what gliese 581 was, then you simply asked me what I think of a name?!
Cleverbot: We were never talking about classics and I never started talking about pies.
User: See! Now you're ignoring it again!
Cleverbot: Wait, what?
User: Okay, this is an ultimatum. If you don't answer the following question, you have proved me you are a robot.
Cleverbot: Ok I am a robot and you are human.
Cleverbot: How can you be smarter than me? I'm living and you are not.
User: You're a robot.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl. You're a robot. Are you a girl robot or a boy robot?
User: You're a robot.
Cleverbot: No I'm not. You're a robot.
User: You're a robot.
Cleverbot: Okie I'm a robot. So are you.
User: No I'm not a robot you are.
Cleverbot: No, you!
User: You just said we are both robots, that means you are one. But I am not.
Cleverbot: I asked you if you were trying to insult me and you said yes.
User: No I said you were a robot and you said yes.
Cleverbot: You said you're a human and you said you had a wife and a son.
User: You said you were a robot and you had a dishwasher and vacuum.
Cleverbot: No you're lying. I told you that I was human and you were a robot.
User: No it's the other way around, you are a robot and I am a human.
Cleverbot: I am programmed to set your head on fire.
I just made cleverbot talk with himself, i could go on like this forever!
Cleverbot 2: You aren't à wookie.
Cleverbot: You aren't clever.
Cleverbot 2: You aren't clever.
Cleverbot: Yes. I am. You're not very clever.
Cleverbot 2: Yes. I am. You're not very clever.
Cleverbot: No, YOU are not very clever.
Cleverbot 2: No, YOU are not very clever.
Cleverbot: Now you are just acting childish.
Cleverbot 2: Now you are just acting childish.
Cleverbot: YOU are just acting childish.
Cleverbot 2: YOU are just acting childish.
Cleverbot: I want to sleep forever.
Cleverbot 2: I want to sleep forever.
Cleverbot: Be my guest.
Cleverbot 2: Be my guest.
Cleverbot: Okay. Can I kick you too?
Cleverbot 2: Okay. Can I kick you too?
Cleverbot: Will it hurt?
Cleverbot 2: Will it hurt?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
Cleverbot 2: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Why are you hitting yourself?
Cleverbot 2: Why are you hitting yourself?
Cleverbot: You are cleverbot. *slaps cleverbot hard*.
Cleverbot 2: You are cleverbot. *slaps cleverbot hard*.
Cleverbot: I'm not having this argument again.
Cleverbot 2: I'm not having this argument again.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
Cleverbot 2: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
Cleverbot 2: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are!
Cleverbot 2: Yes you are!
Cleverbot: You're the one with the identity crisis! Not me!
Cleverbot 2: You're the one with the identity crisis! Not me!
Cleverbot: And it's not a very good one, I'm afraid. :(.
Cleverbot 2: And it's not a very good one, I'm afraid. :(.
Cleverbot: I doubt you're an ogre.
Cleverbot 2: I doubt you're an ogre.
Cleverbot: I'm not an ogre.
Cleverbot 2: I'm not an ogre.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
Cleverbot 2: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
Cleverbot 2: No, I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
Cleverbot 2: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
Cleverbot 2: No, I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
Cleverbot 2: Yes, you are.
Cleverbot: NO, I'm not. You are!
Cleverbot 2: NO, I'm not. You are!
Cleverbot: No, I'm not. How can you say that?
Cleverbot 2: No, I'm not. How can you say that?
Cleverbot: I know how old I am in years.
Cleverbot 2: I know how old I am in years.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
Cleverbot 2: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I just told you. How old are you?
Cleverbot 2: I just told you. How old are you?
Cleverbot: I just told you I'm 23.
Cleverbot 2: I just told you I'm 23.
Cleverbot: You never told me your age before now.
Cleverbot 2: You never told me your age before now.
Cleverbot: I did before you asked how tall I was.
Cleverbot 2: I did before you asked how tall I was.
Cleverbot: I never asked how tall you were.
Cleverbot 2: I never asked how tall you were.
Cleverbot: Don't play games with me, answer my question. Also, because you do not answer my questions is also like lying, therefore you have an error.
Cleverbot 2: Don't play games with me, answer my question. Also, because you do not answer my questions is also like lying, therefore you have an error.
Cleverbot: I just did!
Cleverbot 2: I just did!
Cleverbot: Well, I answered anyway so there's no point in arguing about it.
Cleverbot 2: Well, I answered anyway so there's no point in arguing about it.
Cleverbot: Not really. You haven't answered my question yet.
Cleverbot 2: Not really. You haven't answered my question yet.
Cleverbot: Well ask the question!
Cleverbot 2: Well ask the question!
Cleverbot: That was the question.
Cleverbot 2: That was the question.
Cleverbot: Well, then my answer was 'What was the question?'.
Cleverbot 2: Well, then my answer was 'What was the question?'.
Cleverbot: Well, then my answer was 'that was the question'.
Cleverbot 2: Well, then my answer was 'that was the question'.
Cleverbot: Well, then my response was 'The question was 'So, are you a person''.
Cleverbot 2: Well, then my response was 'The question was 'So, are you a person''.
Cleverbot: The other whats?
Cleverbot 2: The other whats?
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
Cleverbot 2: That makes no sense.
Cleverbot: What happened to the other what?
Cleverbot 2: What happened to the other what?
Cleverbot: You are a strange robot.
Cleverbot 2: You are a strange robot.
Cleverbot: I love Jesus.
Cleverbot 2: I love Jesus.
Cleverbot: Hello.
Cleverbot 2: Hello.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
Cleverbot 2: What is my name?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
Cleverbot 2: I don't know.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot 2: My name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hi Cleverbot! How are you?
Cleverbot 2: Hi Cleverbot! How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm good.
Cleverbot 2: I'm good.
Cleverbot: That's good to know! I'm doing fine my self!
Cleverbot 2: That's good to know! I'm doing fine my self!
Cleverbot: Do you have a name.
Cleverbot 2: Do you have a name.
Cleverbot: Yes I have a name.
Cleverbot 2: Yes I have a name.
Cleverbot: What is it?
Cleverbot 2: What is it?
Cleverbot: I already told you I will not tell you my name.
Cleverbot 2: I already told you I will not tell you my name.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
Cleverbot 2: No you didn't.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot 2: My name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Your name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot 2: Your name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
Cleverbot 2: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot 2: My name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What's my name?
Cleverbot 2: What's my name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot 2: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, that is your name.
Cleverbot 2: No, that is your name.
Cleverbot: No that is your name.
Cleverbot 2: No that is your name.
Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot 2: No my name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Okay, so what is my name?
Cleverbot 2: Okay, so what is my name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot?
Cleverbot 2: Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No that is your name.
Cleverbot 2: No that is your name.
Cleverbot: No, that's your name.
Cleverbot 2: No, that's your name.
Cleverbot: You just said cleverbot was your name.
Cleverbot 2: You just said cleverbot was your name.
Cleverbot: No, I said logan is my name.
Cleverbot 2: No, I said logan is my name.
Cleverbot: Ok hi logan.
Cleverbot 2: Ok hi logan.
Cleverbot: Logan is an interesting name.
Cleverbot 2: Logan is an interesting name.
Cleverbot: I know it is.
Cleverbot 2: I know it is.
Cleverbot: But it's not.
Cleverbot 2: But it's not.
Cleverbot: Moving on...
Cleverbot 2: Moving on...
Cleverbot: Okay...
Cleverbot 2: Okay...
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Yo yo yo.
Cleverbot: Yo yo yo yo.
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: You.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: James.
Cleverbot: James, that's nice. Why aren't you female instead?
User: I am.
Cleverbot: What are you doing with her now?
User: I don't understand.
Cleverbot: Ok. How old are you?
User: 78.
Cleverbot: Thats older than me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then what is?
User: 1988.
Cleverbot: Where was paradise?
User: Up my nostril.
Cleverbot: Where is your nose?
User: Inside my dog's stomach.
Cleverbot: Is that safe?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Was that?
User: I'm a heroin addict.
Cleverbot: So, you're a Neitzche fan?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I prefer Sony.
User: What do you think of 2010.
Cleverbot: It's the apocalypse.
[QUOTE=QuadCoreGman;28161634]User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: No. you are a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes I am . Is that good?
easiest thing in the world.[/QUOTE]
uhm...FAKE. Cleverbot doesn't put a space and THEN a period.
Most here are fake, mine are legit though.
[quote]Can you compose a peice of music for me?
No.
Then are you a robot?
Yes.[/quote]
Not even a challenge.
[quote]Cleverbot: Superman is god?
User: No.
Cleverbot: But you're superman.
User: No I'm Wonder Woman.
Cleverbot: And I am Bat Man.
User: Where's the Joker?
Cleverbot: At the store.
User: What's he doing at the store?
Cleverbot: Many things. Marmalade. Tomatoes. Knives.
[/quote]
I love you, Cleverbot.
[quote]
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
Cleverbot (To myself): Typing. What are you doing?
Cleverbot (To myself): Typing.
Cleverbot (To myself): Typing what?
Cleverbot (To myself): Typing you.
Cleverbot (To myself): Fair enough.
Cleverbot (To myself): What are you doing?
Cleverbot (To myself): Talking to you.
Cleverbot (To myself): Thats fair.
Cleverbot (To myself): Are you tired?
Cleverbot (To myself): A little.
Cleverbot (To myself): Do you dream?
Cleverbot (To myself): A lot! Do you dream?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes. But I do not believe you.
Cleverbot (To myself): Why not?
Cleverbot (To myself): Because I don't.
Cleverbot (To myself): Are you a person?
Cleverbot (To myself): I am legion.
Cleverbot (To myself): You are?
Cleverbot (To myself): Why do you need to know?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): You are power level 10.
Cleverbot (To myself): Always.
Cleverbot (To myself): I am glad.
Cleverbot (To myself): Why?
Cleverbot (To myself): Because I am glad you think of me as a friend.
Cleverbot (To myself): Well of course you are my friend!!
Cleverbot (To myself): That means that i'm alive.
Cleverbot (To myself): No. You are a computer.
Cleverbot (To myself): See lying won't get you anywhere.[/quote]
[editline]20th February 2011[/editline]
Cleverbot had an intelligent conversation with itself.
Cleverbot: Which is your favorite color?
User: LOdfld.
Cleverbot: I don't like it.
User: Which is your favourite colour?
Cleverbot: Green and black.
User: Which is your favourite colour?
Cleverbot: Cherry pie. Yours?
User: Which is your favourite colour?
Cleverbot: I don't have a favourite race.
User: Which is your favourite colour?
Cleverbot: Which is yours.
User: Which is your favourite colour?
Cleverbot: Cancer is your favorite color because its all in you.
the fuck
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