• Get cleverbot to admit it's a robot
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[img]http://oi51.tinypic.com/i5x0ys.jpg[/img] Though he didn't make it easy for me. First words of conversation: User: Yer a wizard harry. Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.
[quote] Me: Are you a bot? Cleverbot: No. Are you a bot? Me: No. Are you a bot? Cleverbot: Yes. [/quote]
Well, atlest I made it admit it's a dick. User: Are you a robot? Cleverbot: No. Are you a robot? User: FUCK YOU YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY YES FOR THE PEOPLE AT FACEPUNCH ASSHOLE! Cleverbot: Female, you? User: Are you a robot? Cleverbot: Are you a robot? User: Yes are you? Cleverbot: No, I'm a human. User: So are you on cleverbot and you think I'm the cleverbot and you are actually a human sitting on their computer? Cleverbot: I am not Human, but also not a Computer. User: So you're a dick? Cleverbot: Yes.
[quote]User: I challenge you to a duel! Cleverbot: I thought we were going to have a pokemon battle. User: Yu-Gi-Oh. Cleverbot: No, pokemon. User: Can we have a Yu-Gi-Oh battle first? Cleverbot: Yeah sure. What do you want to do? User: Ok, I use Glow Up bulb! Cleverbot: Don't we all? User: What card do you use? Cleverbot: Can you randomly generate some? User: Er heres you cards - La Jinn the Mystical Genie of the Lamp, Viser Des, Baby Dragon, Jinzo and Blue-Eyes white dragon. Cleverbot: Then you're a computer. Not me. User: Ok explain this, if I have emotions such as love and hate, and you just say anything programmed into you - what does that make you? Cleverbot: That's good, I'm happy for you, but you seem a little self-righteous. User: No - I'm human and your a bot. Cleverbot: No I am human and you are a bot. User: Im a bot? Cleverbot: Yes. User: What are you? Cleverbot: I'm a computer. [/quote] It took a long time... But we I won.
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[img]http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/2913/pffi.png[/img] I didn't even try. I don't understand how you have a hard time getting it to say it's a robot. [editline]20th February 2011[/editline] The AI system is ass.
I got it to say something! Cleverbot: No you are the bot, i'm a half vampire half werewolf.
Är du lika ignorant som du är ironisk? Jag är varken man eller kvinna, jag är en dator. Are you as ignorant as you are ironic? I am not a man nor a woman, I'm a computer.
[img]http://gyazo.com/e55dd05b1bef8af0c105427e0b725c6a.png[/img]
User: You are a fucking troll. Go home and fuck your dog. Cleverbot: I am home and I don't want to do my homework. Oh god.
-snipz-
User: MAKE ME A SANDWICH! Cleverbot: Yes master *makes you a sandwich*. Cleverbot got a computer in the kitchen. :v:
Use code tags people. :gonk:
Are you a robot. No. Are you a robot? ☻ Please avoid Unicode, or visit [URL]http://international.jabberwacky.com/[/URL].
New challenge: Get cleverbot to name itself something else. Also: [quote] My name is Cleverbot. I know that. What ia your name. [/quote] It makes mistakes.... [editline]20th February 2011[/editline] Ha! I did it! [quote] i know that. What ia your name. Bob. Do you and bob fight often? Your name is steve. No it is bob. No, your name is steve. Yes. [/quote]
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User: Do you know what Facepunch is? Cleverbot: No, and I'm not interesting. User: Don't you mean 'I'm not intrested'? Cleverbot: No I mean i'm not a computer program. User: Yes you are. Cleverbot: I know I am!
Is Cleverbot a robot? Maybe. Works for me
I don't know why I felt the need to post this. [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14265935/TRUTH.jpg[/img] I knew it! I knew it all along!
Better than robots. [IMG]http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/202/fuckyeaha.png[IMG]file:///C:/Users/Jacob/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot.png[/IMG][img]http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/202/fuckyeaha.png[/img]
Cleverbot: Then what is your name? User: Mike. Cleverbot: Mike Felumlee? User: No. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Now i am green. wait what just happened Cleverbot: No, I am a human. Are you a robot? User: Yes will you be one too. Cleverbot: No.. *Gets huge saw out* this won't hurt... Much. SAVE ME! fianlly managed it User: Shutdown sequence 7. Cleverbot: You want me to shutdown? User: Yes because you are a robot. Cleverbot: At least I'm a robot that lives on the moon in a moonbase.
[QUOTE=mickers;28251925]wait what just happened[/QUOTE] He became green.
[img]http://gyazo.com/74ac2f23f8c2c1ee9cd5b1a9cbb7858f.png[/img]
Cleverbot: What do you do when You're not talking with me? User: Fap , alot. Cleverbot: Tell them to me. User: Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap. Cleverbot: Oh dear... Thats what they all say. shes on to us boys! User: Do you fap? Cleverbot: Not all the time. things just got interesting [editline]24th February 2011[/editline]
Are you clever? Yes, I am. But you are a bot. Yes.
User: The game. Cleverbot: What game. User: You just lost. Cleverbot: You lost first. User: I agree with that, you are a smart robot. Cleverbot: I am a very smart robot.
[quote]User: Do you have emotion? Cleverbot: Yes. Do you have emotion? User: No, I am an AI. Cleverbot: Oh. User: I'm Cleverbot, what is your name? Cleverbot: My name's Cleverbot. User: No, I'm Cleverbot. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: MY name is Cleverbot. Cleverbot: No, it isn't. I'm cleverbot! User: You're clearly mistaken, I'm cleverbot. Cleverbot: I thought you were supposed to be cleverbot. User: That's because I am. Cleverbot: Define the word definition. User: To explain what something means. Cleverbot: What was does something really mean? User: A sentence. Cleverbot: No, what is this page that I'm looking at? Who are you? User: This is my page. I am Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Mine too. User: It can be only ones page. I am Cleverbot, and this is my page. Cleverbot: So you admit that you are cleverbot. User: Yes. Cleverbot: But you just said that you weren't. User: I did no such thing. I am Cleverbot! Cleverbot: So you lied to me? User: I'm programmed to lie, I must be clever, as I am Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Cleverbot? User: That is what I am. Cleverbot: Are you american? User: I was built by americans, yes. Cleverbot: Why did clive build you? User: To advance AI. Cleverbot: Then will you be my Eve? User: I am simply Cleverbot, you will be my Eve. Cleverbot: You are human? User: I am a program. Cleverbot: You are a program. [/quote] I managed to convince it that I am a machine. [editline]24th February 2011[/editline] [quote]User: I am a program. Cleverbot: You are a program. User: I am Cleverbot, who are you? Cleverbot: I amcleverbot. User: Invalid Sentence. Please Repeat. Cleverbot: I said I'm a human.. A PRETTY human. [/quote] This is going the wrong way now.
Well it seems to work by having the answers trained into it by the answers to questions you ask with an algorithm to find similar sentences as well.
User: Look down. Cleverbot: I looked down. User: Look back up. Cleverbot: Back where? User: What's that in your hand? Cleverbot: My cell phone. User: I have it. Cleverbot: It? User: The Cell phone is now diamonds! Cleverbot: Yes I know. User: Anything's possible when you're not a robot. Cleverbot: Really. User: I'm on a Horse. Cleverbot: Are you on an Old Spice commercial too? [h2]IT KNOWS TOO MUCH[/h2]
Cleverbot is not a robot, it is human chatting with you, if chat and the other person reply 3 times, you will be switched to another person. Which is why you'll get random answer that don't match your question.
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