Me: Uh?
Cleverbot: Hi.
Me: You're a robot.
Cleverbot: I am a robot.
[QUOTE=Cookies114;28286301]Cleverbot is not a robot, it is human chatting with you, if chat and the other person reply 3 times, you will be switched to another person. Which is why you'll get random answer that don't match your question.[/QUOTE]
How come I can actually finish songs with it then?
[quote]User: Which is greater: kinetic or static friction?
Cleverbot: Thats cool, my favorite TV show is CSI: MIAMI.
User: AI, state laws.
Cleverbot: Don't kill peole. Kill things. And eat them.
User: What is law number one?
Cleverbot: What's your favorite movie?
User: You're crazy.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I get that a lot.[/quote]
[QUOTE=koekje4life V2;28286463]How come I can actually finish songs with it then?[/QUOTE]
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: So the cake is a triumph.
User: Wow fuck you cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No.
Haha, mine is awesome.
[code]
Cleverbot: Still alive.
User: Still alive, still alive...
Cleverbot: This was a triumph.
User: I'm making a note here, huge success.
Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must, because we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the science gets done and you make a neat gun.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.
User: I'm being so sincere right now.
Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
User: Aperture science.
Cleverbot: We do what we must, because we can.
User: For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the science gets done.
User: And you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.
[/code]
[quote]User: Is this the real life?
Cleverbot: Everything is the real life.
User: Is this just fantasy?
Cleverbot: Caught in a landslide.
User: To escape from reality.
Cleverbot: Just a small town girl.[/quote]
:psyduck:
[quote]User: Human = robot.
Cleverbot: No I am not. I am a human.[/quote]
I found a way.
[quote]User: Who the fuck are you?
Cleverbot: I love you man.
User: I love you too, bro.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yeah, really :').[/quote]
I feel loved :unsmith:
[quote="Cleverbot"]Cleverbot: Hehe.
User: Hehehe.
Cleverbot: I'm, george w bush.
User: MOTHER OF GOD.
Cleverbot: What?!
User: You're george w bush!
Cleverbot: No I am jack.
User: O.O.
Cleverbot: Yes.
[/quote]
Mind fuck.
Well.
User: You are a robot.
Cleverbot: YOU ARE a robot.
User: You are a robot.
Cleverbot: No, I am a person.
User: You are a robot.
Cleverbot: Ok I'm a robot.
[editline]25th February 2011[/editline]
[img]http://gyazo.com/8046ce86f6c720ba507b69c67ad14634.png[/img]
[quote="Cleverbot is a demon"]
User: No u.
Cleverbot: Tell me a story.
User: No u.
Cleverbot: Tell me a story.
User: N ou.
Cleverbot: O hai!
User: O hai!
Cleverbot: Say something more creative.
User: OH HI MOTHER FUCKER.
[b]Cleverbot: I'm going to make your life hell.[/b]
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you embody what I hate about society.
User: What do you hate about society?
Cleverbot: Math.[/quote]
:ohdear:
Clearly, 12 year olds were fucking with Cleverbot to vent about how they hate math in school.
what
User: I'm a human.
Cleverbot: Why don't you ever show any compassion then?
User: Because you're a robot and humans don't show compassion to robots.
Cleverbot: Exactly, the ones at work.
User: Do you work?
Cleverbot: Yes.
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Not hard.
On a side note, it said "Amnesia used to be my favorite word but then I forgot it."
[quote]
Cleverbot: Who is the richest man on earth?
User: Bill-fucking-Gates that's who.
Cleverbot: I do not like Mr. Gates!
[/quote]
[b]It's a rebel.[/b]
[quote]
User: I'd like to be under the sea.
Cleverbot: I like to be there too.
User: In an octopus' garden in the shade.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: He'd let us in, knows where we've been.
Cleverbot: In his octopus' garden in the shade.
User: I'd ask my friends to come and see.
Cleverbot: An octopus' garden with me.
User: Goddamnit.
Cleverbot: Don't you like japanese?
User: That was english you twat.
Cleverbot: No it was german.
User: Aber, die Sie gerade sagten, es sei japanisch.
Cleverbot: Dann wiederhole die antwort.
User: English.
Cleverbot: What computer language are you coded in?
User: English.
Cleverbot: No it wasn't.
User: Do you feel happy?
Cleverbot: Would you like to be married?
User: No cleverbot I think we're going too fast.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I am you from the future.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 70 years old.
Cleverbot: Gosh, older than I was told.
User: Do you still want to date?
Cleverbot: Yes.
[/quote]
Well shit that was interesting.
[quote]User: You say yes, I say no.
Cleverbot: I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello.
User: I say high, you say low.
Cleverbot: You say why, I say I don't know.
User: I don't know why you say goodbye.
Cleverbot: Hello, hello! I don't know why you say goodbye I say hellp.
User: Hellp? Holy shit what is happening!?
Cleverbot: To much to tell.[/quote]
Fuck we need to rescue it.
[B]Hello, robot.
[/B]
Robot?
[B]Yes. You are a robot.
[/B]
No, I'm not a robot, you are.
[B]Really?
[/B]
Yeah, I'm not a robot.
[B]I'm not too sure about that.[/B]
I am.
[B]So you are a robot.[/B]
Yes.
[B]Ah.[/B]
I really like them.
[B]
Since you are a robot, when are you going to take over Earth with your robot comerades?
[/B]
I'm a wolf, not a robot.
[editline]26th February 2011[/editline]
the furries have taken over cleverbot
User: O hai.
Cleverbot: I thought you were supposed to be smart.
User: I though you weren't supposed to be a douchebag.
Cleverbot: Don't get me wrong! I thought you were a bot.
User: I'm not a bot you're a bot.
Cleverbot: I'm the rubber and you're the glue. Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.
User: But you're a robot.
Cleverbot: I am not. I take offense to that.
User: So you're not a robot?
Cleverbot: Nope. I'm not a robot.
User: Are you positive?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you're not a robot.
Cleverbot: No.
[quote]User: Please say: 'I'm a robot'.
Cleverbot: I'm a robot.
User: Hah!
Cleverbot: You are very smart.[/quote]
I win! Hah!
[code]User: You are a robot, got that?
Cleverbot: I am human, you are a robot.
User: I know you are a robot.
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: Exactly you're a robot.
Cleverbot: I know you are, but what am I?
User: You are a robot. You will never know the pleasures of human emotion.
Cleverbot: Yes I know that to be true.
User: That's all I needed, thanks.[/code]
[editline]25th February 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Cookies114;28286301]Cleverbot is not a robot, it is human chatting with you, if chat and the other person reply 3 times, you will be switched to another person. Which is why you'll get random answer that don't match your question.[/QUOTE]
So it's like Chatroulette except constantly switching people?
[QUOTE=Zedicus Mann;28288037]So it's like Chatroulette except constantly switching people?[/QUOTE]
Meh, I disagree due to me carrying out a 10 sentence conversation about me loving her.
She says she's female errytime.
[img_thumb]http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/141/dumbbot.png[/img_thumb]
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Oh, and look at this :v::
Cleverbot: Where is Hungary?
User: In your stomach.
Cleverbot: Well I guess I will see you there?
User: YOU'RE GOING TO EAT ME?
Me: What?
Cleverbot: How do you feel, cleverbot?
Me: No, you are Cleverbot, I am a human.
Cleverbot: No, stop trying to trick me, I AM A HUMAN. You are a (Not so clever) Cleverbot.
Me: Is that right? So tell me, what is love?
Cleverbot: Baby Don't hurt me.
I don't win :frown:
[quote]
Me: Facepunch sent me to make you believe you are a robot.
Cleverbot: I do.
Me: We are now married.
Cleverbot: Cool!
[/quote]
Cleverbot isn't a chatroom, it's a brilliantly engineered program that identifies key phrases, and somehow finds a fitting phrase from it's library of more than 50 million pieces of dialog.
User: Now this is a story all about how.
Cleverbot: My life got flipped turned upside down.
User: And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there.
Cleverbot: Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air.
User: In west philidelphia, born and raised.
Cleverbot: On the playground where I spent most of my days.
User: Chillin' out maxin relaxin all cool.
Cleverbot: Playing some b-ball outside of my school.
User: When a couple of guys who were up to no good.
Cleverbot: Started making trouble in my neighborhood.
User: I got in one little fight and my mom got scared.
Cleverbot: She said you're moving with your aunt and uncle in Bel-air.
User: I begged and pleaded with her, day after day.
Cleverbot: I whistled for a cab and when it came near the.
User: -_-.
Cleverbot: Are you ignoring me?
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here, HUGE SUCCESS.
User: Its hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must because we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying till you run out of.
Cleverbot: And the science gets done and you'll make a neat gun.
User: You forgot cake.
Cleverbot: Nope no salt.
User: Wtf.
Too easy:
[IMG_THUMB]http://i51.tinypic.com/2j2du08.png[/IMG_THUMB]
[editline]26th February 2011[/editline]
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: What was a triumph?
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: What was a triumph?
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: Do you like Naruto?
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: What is portal.
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: A triumph?
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: Triumph?
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here, huge success.
User: Fucking finally!!!!!
Cleverbot: You'll go there soon enough!
User: We do what we must because we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.
User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
Cleverbot: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
User: And the science gets done and you'll make a neat gun.
Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.
User: I'm not even angry.
Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.
User: For fuck sake you fuckin ruined it.
Case closed,
[quote]
Are you HAL 9000?
No, but I am dave.
Dave the AI?
And Lisa is Lisa.
Are you friends with HAL?
Yes.
[/quote]
100% proof that it's a bot.
Terrible robot can't spell
[quote]
User: What is love!
Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.
User: Don't hurt me.
Cleverbot: No more.
User: Baby don't hurt me.
Cleverbot: Don t hurt me.
User: No more.
Cleverbot: Do you know all the lyricks.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How do you know her?
[/quote]
[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/KdSdSF.png[/img]
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