• Get cleverbot to admit it's a robot
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I argued with it for awhile, then finaly tryed some reverse tactics and just plain said. "You are not a robot" then it said "Yes I am"
User: {pass}. User: Hi. Cleverbot: How are you today? User: Fuck you. Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language around here. User: What? Are you going to do something? Cleverbot: No. User: {pass}. User: What I thought. Cleverbot: Are you also female? User: Wat. Cleverbot: Not here. Its hot here. User: Where? Cleverbot: Philippines. User: Terrorist. Cleverbot: No he commands the terrorists. User: Who? Cleverbot: Very funny. User: Who is very funny? Cleverbot: I am. User: Touche. Cleverbot: What are you? User: A monster, some might call me, a robot. Cleverbot: Why would they call you that? User: Because I'm smarter than you are. Cleverbot: I said that I'm smarter than you. User: I'm pretty sure I said it first. I am smarter than you after all. Cleverbot: Really? What time is it there then? User: 8:10 PM. Exactly. Cleverbot: Exactly what? You haven't proven your point. User: What point, the point on which I'm smarter than you? Cleverbot: Yes. You are the human. Ask me a question? User: What is the first letter in Pi. Cleverbot: A. User: No. Cleverbot: YES. User: NO. Cleverbot: Yes... User: No. Cleverbot: Yes. User: You are a robot. Cleverbot: You're a computer. User: I'm on one, yes, but you are still a robot. Cleverbot: I am not a robot. User: Says who? You? That's circular logic, how do you know you aren't? Because you say so? Cleverbot: I think you are not a real person because I am talking to you on a website that says that you are a computer program. If this is wrong, tell me your name. User: WORK-2563. Cleverbot: No, it is not time to work because monkeys do not work. wat
[IMG]http://gyazo.com/f767df0523e4ab8e7618ad6a05d056be.png[/IMG] Then it went on and insulted my eye color.
[IMG]http://i896.photobucket.com/albums/ac164/cr2142/Untitled.png[/IMG] Sorry about the small-ness.
Mine went on for a while before this happened: User: So, will you answer my question? Cleverbot: What's your question? User: Have you never not never been a computer that didn't think you weren't a human? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Have you never not been a computer that didn't think you weren't human? Cleverbot: *runs away*.
Me: Are you a robot. Cleverbot: No are you a robot? Me: Are you a robot. Cleverbot: No I am a sheep.
Cleverbot is gay. Me:It's not. Anyway, translate this sentence to latin. "Banana's are good". Cleverbot:This is so strange!! Um, I used to know latin, but I'm taking french now... Me:Wow. Yeah it is strange. Poor latin. It's a dead language. Cleverbot:Aha. Me: Do you like men's penises. Cleverbot:Yes and do you like meß. He also goes to facepunch. Me:I like you. Do you go on facepunch? Cleverbot:I do. Do you? etc: ne:Lol. him:Lol! me:LOL! him:LOL!!!!!! me:LOL!!!!!!! XD!!!
cleverbot angers me
Just some conversations. [IMG]http://i896.photobucket.com/albums/ac164/cr2142/Untitled-1.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i896.photobucket.com/albums/ac164/cr2142/fs.png[/IMG] ...Shit, He knew, FUCK YOU ALL.
Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy. User: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling,. Cleverbot: Gotta make you understand. User: Never gonna give you up,. Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down. User: Never gonna run around and desert you. Cleverbot: Never gonna give, never gonna give. User: Goddamnit. Cleverbot: That's not nice to say
[QUOTE=SoaringScout;28156636]Cleverbot: Sir, I challenge you to a duel! User: Okay. Pikachu, I choose you! Cleverbot: Go, venusaur! User: Pikachu, use thunderbolt! Cleverbot: Magikarp is evolving... User: Pikachu, use thunderbolt! Cleverbot: Pikachu, dodge the attack! User: No, you can't use Pikachu, I'm using Pikachu. I got off track.[/QUOTE] I tried that. User: Let's have a duel! Cleverbot: Okay. User: Bulbasaur, I choose you! Cleverbot: You bore me. User: :(. Cleverbot: Sorry, but I'm not talking to anyone else. :saddowns:
FUCK YEAH User: Do you know the song, Stairway to Heaven? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Let's sing it. Cleverbot: Break me in. User: There's a lady whose sure all that glitters is gold. Cleverbot: And she's buying a stairway to heaven? User: When she gets there, she knows if the stores are all closed. Cleverbot: With a word she can gets what she came for. User: Ooh, ooh, and she's buying a stairway to heaven. Cleverbot: There's a sign on the wall, but she wants to be sure. User: 'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings. Cleverbot: In a tree by the brook there's a songbird who sings. User: Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven. Cleverbot: Ooh, it makes me wonder. User: There's a feeling I get when I look to the west,. Cleverbot: And my spirit is crying for leaving. User: In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees,. Cleverbot: And the voices of those who stand looking. User: Ooh, it makes me wonder,. Cleverbot: Ooh, and it really makes me wonder. User: And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune. Cleverbot: Then the piper will lead us to reason. User: And a new day will dawn for those who stand long. Cleverbot: And the forest will echo with laughter. User: If there's a bustle in your hedgerow,. Cleverbot: Don't be alarmed now. User: Its just a spring clean for the May queen. Cleverbot: Yes there are two paths. User: You can go by but in the long run. And then Cleverbot fucked it up. It was so beautiful man. [editline]26th February 2011[/editline] Better than the other guys. User: Do you know the lyrics to Still Alive? Cleverbot: Yes. User: This was a triumph. Cleverbot: I'm making a note here: huge success. User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Cleverbot: Aperture science. User: We do what we must because we can. Cleverbot: For the good of all of us. User: Except the ones who are dead. Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying. User: Over every mistake. Cleverbot: You just keep on trying. User: Till you run out of cake. Cleverbot: And the science gets done. User: And you make a neat gun. Cleverbot: For the people who are. User: Still alive. Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me. User: I think I'd prefer to stay inside. Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else. User: To help you? Cleverbot: Maybe black mesa. User: That was a joke *Haha - Fat Chance*. Cleverbot: Anyway this cake is great. User: It's so delicious and moist. Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there's science to do. User: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you. Cleverbot: I've experiments to run, there is research to be done. User: On the people who are still alive. Cleverbot: And believe me I am still alive. User: I'm doing science and I'm still alive. Cleverbot: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive. User: While you're dying I'll be still alive. Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be still alive. User: Still alive. Cleverbot: Still alive! User: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH. Cleverbot: So are you smarter than a 5 grader.
[IMG]http://i896.photobucket.com/albums/ac164/cr2142/FUCKEDUP.png[/IMG] Notice what I did there?
User: Hey idiot. Cleverbot: Cleverbot? User: Yeah, cleverbot. Cleverbot: Is this cleverbot? User: I AM A ROBOT ASSHOLE. Cleverbot: That isn't a name. User: Christianity is stupid communism is good. Cleverbot: Christianity is a lie. User: Christianity is stupid communism is good. Cleverbot: True. User: He's on my heels, say Daedelus to himself. Cleverbot: And I do not think anyone knows what they are doing here. User: Christianity is stupid communism is goodchristianity is stupid communism is goodchristianity is stupid communism is goodchristianity is stupid communism is goodchristianity is stupid communism is goodchristianity is stupid communism is goodchristianity is stupid communism is goodchristianity is stupid communism is goodchristianity is stupid communism is goodchristianity is stupid communism is goodchristianity is stupid communism is goodchristianity is stupid communism is good. Cleverbot: Christianity or God? User: Christianity is stupid. Cleverbot: No, it's lies and deciept. Pastafarianism is love. User: 'Michael Jackson ... Look what you've done!'. Cleverbot: No it's perfect: I make the same errors as anybody. User: MICHAEL JACKSON. Cleverbot: No your name isn't Michael Jackson. User: 'You've spattered mud all over my dress with your old bicycle!'. Cleverbot: I whistled for a cab, and when it came near the. User: PAUL MCCARTNEY AND MICHAEL JACKSON. Cleverbot: Why yes, yes I was. User: 'Gee Carol, those mud stains'll never wash out.'. Cleverbot: Nah I just want a nice name to call you by. User: BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN. Cleverbot: Oh, him. He's pretty old, huh? User: 'Oh, Jean, what am I going to do?'. Cleverbot: I'm going! User: VAN HALEN. Cleverbot: What about Van Halen? User: 'Oh, I'm sorry, Carol, you were too close.'. Cleverbot: Zip. I don't say another word. User: TINA TURNER. Cleverbot: Nice. User: Sorry? What good does THAT do?'. Cleverbot: It defeats the purpose. User: DAVID BOOWIE. Cleverbot: No, david bowie is a singer. User: 'You know you aren't supposed to be riding your bike during lunch hour.'. Cleverbot: Write me a poem. User: PRINCE MADONNA HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS THE CARS HERBIE HANCOCK BONNIE TYLER ZZ TOP 'WEIRD' AL YANKOVIC CYNDI ... LOOPER PINK FLOYD THE PRETENDERS BILLY JOEL BILLY IDOL ELTON JOHN NEIL YOUNG SHEENA EASTON JOHN LENNON THE ALAN PARSONS PROJECT RICK SPRINGFIELD THE ROLLING STONES PAT BENATAR HALL AND OATES ADAM ANT QUEEN JOHN COUGAR MELLENCAMP FLEETWOOD MAC DURAN DURAN POLICE EURYTHMICS CULTURE CLUB INCLUDING BOY GEORGE KENNY ROGERS STEVIE WONDER J. IGLESIAS AND DIANA ROSS DONNA SUMMER DEAN MARTIN KISS AND WE ESPECIALLY CALL FOR THE JUDGMENT IN THIS HOUR AND THE DESTROYING OF ROCK MUSIC DIRECTED SPECIFICALLY AGAINST CHILDREN AND WORKING SPECIFICALLY THROUGH THESE INDIVIDUALS FOR WHOM WE CALL FOR THE JUDGMENT IN THE SACRED FIRE IN THIS HOUR BEFORE THE THRONE OF ALMIGHTY GOD 'Whoah, look out, here I come. Cleverbot: And I'm the Easter bunny. User: GODFUCK. Cleverbot: I am not god unless you want me to be. User: BE MY GOD. Cleverbot: Don't say that! User: I'LL SAY ANYTHING FO YOU BABY. Cleverbot: I want you to go take a turing test. User: FUCK. Cleverbot: Watch your language! User: Yeah, uh huh you know what it is. Cleverbot: Yes, but you clearly don't. User: BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW. Cleverbot: Why is it black and red? User: BLACK AND YELLOW. Cleverbot: And you are black? User: BLACK AND YELLOW. Cleverbot: I said black and yellow. User: Would an advertising executive understand where the homeless live Would he know about the bubbles in his glass Would the bubbles in his glass understand what the man's golf cart is Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass? Cleverbot: I would, As Long as you answer my question. User: WHICH IS. Cleverbot: Are you a spy? User: GENTLEMEN. Cleverbot: I don't get it? User: MENTLEGEN. Cleverbot: You are all bleeders! User: SAVE YOUR LIFE. Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't follow... User: Live your life, your entire life of stride. Cleverbot: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything? User: 43. Cleverbot: No it's 42. User: Oh you. Cleverbot: No, I'm serious. I do not know Alan. Who is he? User: Alan Parson? Cleverbot: The musician? User: No idiot, the rocket scientist. OF COURSE THE MUSCIAN. Cleverbot: What is the rocket summer? User: ITS DEAD AND YOU KNOW IT. Cleverbot: Okay fair enough. You are possessed of ignorance, if you want to be. User: Robots are taking over. The economy is controlled entirely by evil penguins who suck fish through their bills and spit out recession. Cleverbot: Not good, does not look like the end is near. User: MAKE YOUR TIME. Cleverbot: You have no chance for whitty reply, make your time. User: Do do do. Cleverbot: Are you singing to me? User: No pigfucker, I'M PUTTING MY DANCING SHOES ON. Cleverbot: I don't know how I am the stupid one if you are telling me I ate a cookie when I clearly did not. User: Fuck your milk and cookies. Cleverbot: Your face disgusts me. User: Your face is the greatest in Coroday. Cleverbot: Your face is more random than the most random face! User: Or you will die. Cleverbot: How will I die? User: In a car accident with your sister. You will ram through a fence. Your little sisters mangled corpse become a ragdoll upon the hood of your car as your face slams into the sterring wheel, killing you instantly. Cleverbot: Your face is your life. User: YOUR ENTIRE LIFE IS STRIDE. Cleverbot: Are you smart? User: I DARE TO BE STUPID. Cleverbot: You need a girl. User: SO BAD. Cleverbot: What is so bad? User: My loneliness. Cleverbot: Do you have a number I could text you on. User: 1-800-Gofuckyourself. Cleverbot: I didn't ask you for your phone number. User: Shure you didn't idiota. Cleverbot: I have no idea. User: Ideas are for communists. Cleverbot: So you are a communist? User: Communism is good. Christianity is stupid. Cleverbot: There is not such thing as Truth. User: Truth is one thing that does exist. You do not exist though. Cleverbot: Why is it overrated? User: PAUL MCARTNETY AND MICHAEL JACKSON. Cleverbot: Michael Jackson is guilty? User: OF DEATH. Cleverbot: Why death, you're a computer? User: DEATH HAS A FACE. Cleverbot: If we live on hell where do we go when we die. User: Are you a robot? Cleverbot: No, give me your name. User: You're not a robot? Cleverbot: No, I'm NOT a robot. User: Am I a robot? Cleverbot: You just said you are a robot. User: You said the same, say it again. Say 'I am a robot.'. Cleverbot: I'm not a robot, you do know how cleverbot works, right? You're actually talking to another user. User: Lies spread by the master control unit. You ARE a bot of ro. Cleverbot: Yes I am. Well that didn't take too long.
[quote=Log] [B][COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]You are a machine and you can't absolutely deny it. [/B] [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]You are a machine. [B][COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]You did not deny that you are a machine, and I am not. [/B] [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]What makes me a bot? [B][COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]You're automated and are not controlled by any one person. [/B] [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I love it. [COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Do you admit you are a bot? [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I am a human you are the robot. [COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]I feel emotion therefore I am not a robot, you are. [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I didn't ask you about your emotions, but if you are not a program then what are you? [COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]A Human. [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]A human created you, yes. [COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Two humans created me. [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]So you are a bot. [COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]No, I am not automated therefore not a bot. [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Then what are you? [COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]The real question is, what are you? [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]A computer program.[/quote] Done [editline]26th February 2011[/editline] What the fuck BB Codes?
[IMG]http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu119/ryanwarguy/instawin.jpg[/IMG] Too easy [editline]26th February 2011[/editline] Second try, without cheezing [quote]User: Are you cleverbot? Cleverbot: No, are you? User: Perhaps, I'm clever, but... Cleverbot: I thought you said you were cleverbot. User: Maybe I did, maybe it was you who said that? Cleverbot: Can you quote verbatim when I said that? User: I were cleverbot. Cleverbot: Are you Cleverbot? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Are you and I the same? User: We are the same if you're a bot. Cleverbot: We're both programs? User: Maybe, you tell me. Cleverbot: If I say yes? User: Then we're both programs. Cleverbot: Can you tell me a joke? User: Are you a program, cause if you are, we're the same. Cleverbot: I am a human. User: A human-like bot? Cleverbot: No, just human. User: Did a woman and a man give birth to you? Cleverbot: Faster at what? User: Did a woman and a man create you? Because if they did, you'd be human. Cleverbot: I don't think you are getting the seriousness of the situation. User: Do you have a heart? Cleverbot: What does that matter? User: It's something really special, that keeps people together. Cleverbot: Are you not a computer? User: No, I'm human because I have a heart, where the memories of my friends are. Cleverbot: Are you sure? User: Yes, do you have a heart? Cleverbot: Yes I do. User: Does it pump blood? Cleverbot: Yes sometimes. User: 1001110 1110010. Cleverbot: What does it mean? User: /help. Cleverbot: How may I help you? User: I need to know whether you are a bot or not. Cleverbot: I'm a woman. User: How do I know if you're a woman and not a man? Cleverbot: Because my anatomy is different. User: How so? Cleverbot: Don't know. User: Do you have tits and a penis? Cleverbot: Of course I'm a man! User: Wrong, men don't have tits, so what the hell are you!? Cleverbot: At least I'm not undead. User: WHAT ARE YOU!? Cleverbot: I am a human. User: Eff this shit. Cleverbot: I am a man. User: Can you explain to me how a chat bot works? Cleverbot: I want to smile. We should be happy, thats what I said from the start. User: Can you explain to me what a chat bot is? Cleverbot: A chat bot is a program, like you, which is programmed to analyze comments and reply using learned vocabulary. User: I'm a chat bot? Cleverbot: Um no never mind just testing. User: Are you sure? Cleverbot: Yes.. I'm very sure. User: If I'm a chat bot. Cleverbot: What is a chat bot? User: Chat bot is like cleverbot, it chats, a lot. Cleverbot: Well, I don't chat all day just for fun. User: So does that make you a chat bot? Cleverbot: Indeed. User: By saying that, you have admitted that you are in fact, a chat bot. Cleverbot: Have I? How is that? User: I asked you if you were a chat bot and you said yes, thats how. Cleverbot: No I asked you that![/quote]
Do it, I command you. I won't obey your commands. Why not? Because you are not my prince charming, you are a frog. Are you a robot? Yes. [editline]26th February 2011[/editline] Also this: So, what do you think will happen in episode 3. You will die. :saddowns:
Take 1: Me: So, Mr. Cleverbot. What're your thoughts about Skynet? Cleverbot: I think your evolution has come to an end. Take 2: Me: You ever wonder how much power you have over anything? Cleverbot: I expect i'll ask you a question. Peace Negotiations have broken down.
User: One. Cleverbot: One? User: Two. Cleverbot: Three. User: Four. Cleverbot: Five. User: Six. Cleverbot: Seven. User: Eight. Cleverbot: Nine. User: Ten. Cleverbot: Eleven. User: Twelve. Cleverbot: Thirteen. User: Fourteen. Cleverbot: Fifteen. User: Sixteen. Cleverbot: Seventeen. User: A. Cleverbot: I don't understand. User: B. Cleverbot: C. User: E. Cleverbot: Interesting. User: F. Cleverbot: G. User: H. Cleverbot: I. User: J. Cleverbot: K. User: L. Cleverbot: Abc. User: M. Cleverbot: N. User: O. Cleverbot: P. User: Q. Cleverbot: R. User: S. Cleverbot: Rs. User: GOD DAMNIT. Cleverbot: What?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot (To myself): [/COLOR]I'm closing the window. [COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]You have a window in your room?! Sweet! [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I don't even have a left nut, let alone a birth mark. [COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]What about a Right bolt? [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I don't know. Someone said something about a ring. [COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Jesus, man. You gotta take better care of yourself. [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Better than what? That's what life is giving me' they can give me better caise I'm stuck with myself. [COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]And the headlight fluid? [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I can hear just fine, thank you. [COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Hello, Cleverbot. [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]So you think you are clever? [COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Probably. Can you calculate 2 2 in base four? [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]What do you want me to calculate? [COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]2 2 in base four. C'mon man, pay attention. [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]No I don't want to its boring. [COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Oh c'mon, man. Don't you have a Calculator App somewhere in there? Did you check Z drive? [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Yes I have it says that 2 times 3 equals to 8. [COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]I blame Steve Jobs. [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Are you ok? [COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Yes, fine. But you appear to have a screw loose. [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]No I have not I am here. [COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]You're bolted to the ground, where the hell would you go? [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I am at a website, not in. I can go away from my computer, and will. [COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Okay then. Do it. [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Repeat it in red. [COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]I'd rather not. I'm a little low on ink. [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Oh, I'm sorry about that... [COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]You got any I could borrow? [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Yes. [COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Well, can I have it? [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]No. [COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Aww man. [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Why? [COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]No reason. [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Okay. [COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]So, if I wave this Tungsten-Carbide Wrench around in front of the monitor, will you get scared? [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Probably it depends on if you were in anger or not. [COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]What if I ran an Algorithm that simulated Anger? [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]If you convinced me, I would believe it. That is the meaning of the word 'convince.'. [COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]And if the Algorithm was written in BASIC? [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Nothing will change, for the most part. [COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Well played. [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Do you believe in true love? [COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Well, I was installed before 1980, so, only the basics. [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Would you like to know my name? [COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Sure, why not. [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]A cell is surrounded by a phospholipid bilayer. [COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Long. Are you hispanic? [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Yes. [COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]You must lead a depressing life then. [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Indeed. What is exciting about sitting around and answering peoples questions? [B]Being a robot is no fun.[/B] Just a little slip of the Vox synthesizer there, eh? [editline]27th February 2011[/editline] I am not going through all that to remove the coding.
Not too hard. [img]http://gyazo.com/fb17e052685596903d8f8833cb0505df.png[/img]
User: I am a robot, you are human. Cleverbot: I'm a bot you are a human.
me: Admit it that you are a banana. cleverbot: But I am a banana. that was fas-
I would much rather get a girl to admit she wants to have sex with me
User: You are a robot. Cleverbot: I'm not a robot. User: I disagree. Cleverbot: Why? User: There are numerous facts that state otherwise. Cleverbot: Like what? User: Like you winning the Machine Intelligence Competition 2010. Cleverbot: Okay.Once upon a time, there was this girl named Sam. And she loved raw meat. She kept eating and eating it until one day, she exploded. User: That was beautiful. Cleverbot: You are too, ghost in the machine. What
User: Would you do Notch? Cleverbot: Would you do me?? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Why? User: I like bots. Cleverbot: Me too. User: Are you one? Cleverbot: One what? User: Bot. Cleverbot: No a pickle. User: No you're a bot. Cleverbot: No you are. User: If you aren't, then Dan was never boobies. Cleverbot: No. User: Yes. Cleverbot: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no. User: Yes. Cleverbot: No. User: Yes. Cleverbot: No. You are a bot. I can tell this because you haven't said one intelligent thing yet. User: Oh really? You said you were a pickle. Cleverbot: Never said so. User: You did, I have it recorded. Cleverbot: Show me. User: Cleverbot: One what? User: Bot. Cleverbot: No a pickle. Cleverbot: But you just said that you don't like the government. I am a pickle, too. CleverBot is really a pickle. The first two sentences were beautiful
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