• ITT: The Nazis won.
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'sup guys. I could have sworn we were almost going to win the Battle of Britain, but turns out the Luftwaffe was better than we thought. :sigh: Whether or not Germany would have invaded America I have no idea. You guys have the luxury of all that ocean. Chances are the third reich would have turned its attention against Russia first. History ftw.
[QUOTE=Hirouzamaki;23934453]Wake up in the morning feeling like Der Fuhrer Write Mein Kampf, tell Germany I'll make our race purer Before I leave, fuck my niece with Eva Braun too Cause when I leave for Mein Reich, I'm going to kill some Jews. I'm talkin taking off their clothes, clothes Gas then til they choke, choke Burn them in the stoves, stoves Goose steppin Right into your cities Spreading the Nazi Party Trying to take over your countryyyyy Don't stop, make em drop Nazis blow your city up Tonight, gonna fight Til you give into the Reich[/QUOTE] I think I'm going to hell for laughing at this.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRTngtsOY8Q[/media] Being a Chinese guy, I would be more afraid of the Imperial Japanese coming to enslave me.
I saw some Jews at an airport yesterday, thankfully the friendly Gestapo agents made sure they were taken care of. Mein Fuhrer needs to do something about the damn Jews in this country out to ram zepplins in to our building like they did in Munich. They're even thinking of closing down Auschwits! Without it, how will our great Aryan race be protected by those who want to take away our freedom? On top of all this, we have the gypsies coming over here stealing our jobs, while the ungrateful Japanese think we're the cause of the recent economic downturn. Mein Fuhrer, please save us from these inferior dummkopfs. [sp]I might of got a little carried away with the satire there...[/sp]
I stopped going outside because I tan very well... not that I go outside that often anyway :frown: [editline]02:50AM[/editline] Und ich keine spreche Englisch.
Saving private Hans is still the best movie of all time, I don't care how impressive that Titanic scene was, in which the Jews sunk the ship.
[QUOTE=XanaToast.;23936634]hey wheres myhandy (german cell phone) [editline]01:27PM[/editline] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3ed5fBHHVU[/media][/QUOTE] No wonder the Nazis had style.
Seig heil mein fuhrer! [img]http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/7613/swasticaacsii.jpg[/img] [editline]08:37PM[/editline] I just noticed my avatar is Hitler
israel would have been nuked by now
Remember back in '08 when Adolf Hitler the II was hailed as Chancellor of Germany?
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I joined the German Heer for their sweet ass uniform! [img]http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/8890/gpackageimpressionheer.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=brainmaster;23949533]I'm blonde, blue eye'd and kind of tall. I would be living the good life.[/QUOTE] I look like a jew. :gonk:
Hah, I'm in South Africa. We don't really care much you your northern issues.. ever since we split from the monarchy back in '93
Hey guys i'm a jew capture me if you can!
I'm 1/2 German, 1/4 Irish, 1/4 Polish. Do I get to live?
[QUOTE=abananapeel;23944569][IMG_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/untitled.jpg[/IMG_thumb] [IMG_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/adm1x4.jpg[/IMG_thumb][/QUOTE] OK, just reported you for propaganda against the glorious National Socialist party, you are soooo getting executed. [highlight](User was executed for this post ("Predicting an execution" - HeilTheFuhrer))[/highlight]
Who else thinks that they still have hitler's brain? It makes sense!, the current Fuhrer is just a dummy!
Mom, going out with Adolf, see you later
The nazis won? Finally people will accept my nazi collection. Not like the pizza delivery guy. He didn't really like when I opened the door in a wehrmacht uniform.
nazis won? oh fuck I'm Jewish
Well, thank god the Wehrmacht rebelled against the nazis. So there is worldppeace
Shit I'm dead.
Dont mind me, just chillin in super happy fun camp where people TOATLLY dont die Auschwitz.
[QUOTE=~ZOMG;23950223]Your avatar... Daymn...[/QUOTE][QUOTE=LunchboxOfDoom;23950230]^ Agreed. Please... source... I- I NEED to know... I NEED to.[/QUOTE] [url=http://4gifs.com/gallery/v/Porn_GIFs/Brianna_Love.gif.html]Your Welcome[/url] [editline]01:58PM[/editline] Anyways. I think my life would be the same, except I wouldn't have dated that Jewish girl back 7-4 months ago
These threads can't go 2 pages without somebody comparing the other side to Winston Churchill.
[QUOTE=FlubberNugget;23944012]Nazi's didnt take over all of america etc. :colbert:[/QUOTE] Yes they did. Fuck america. You are a loyal servant of Hitlers now boy :v: Edit: Yeah, if Nazis were really in power, we might not even know about the cruelty of his actions towards the jews etc. or we might even [B]accept it[/B] because we have been grown to respect the reich and despise the judes. We would all probably be proud citizens of the reich living happily unless we had the wrong genes...
Guy I'm back from McGöring's. I love their new item menu. It's called the Luftburger.
[QUOTE=johnnyIERB;23985881]Hah, I'm in South Africa. We don't really care much you your northern issues.. ever since we split from the monarchy back in '93[/QUOTE] Sup. I'm from South Africa. Back ontopic; Dear FuhrerPraise, I am going to sacrifice meinselfs to kill the Fuhrer. [U][B]MONEY AKBAR, DOLLADOLLADOLLA![/B][/U] *boom*
Good thing we got away with killing those jews. And i wonder what the world would look like if the Japanese didn't conquer southeast asia. Must've been a shithole. It's not perfect now, but atleast there's no Asians besides Japanese in Asia.
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