Another userscript idea: collapse long posts on Facepunch (unless they're an OP) and put a "read more" button. Would be kinda nice for people that needlessly page stretch.
[QUOTE=Javascript;49201551]can't sleep tell me stories ready GO[/QUOTE]
stories ready GO
[QUOTE=Javascript;49201551]can't sleep tell me stories ready GO[/QUOTE]
one day there was a dog named bob
bob was a dog
he go sleep and when he sleep he snore
bobs friend rob didnt like snore
so he kill him
good night
[QUOTE=Javascript;49201551]can't sleep tell me stories ready GO[/QUOTE]
[img]https://40.media.tumblr.com/f6dda80c28855ced8a07d8641862abbe/tumblr_nsovnyTjBO1tjvla5o1_540.jpg[/img]
sweet dreams
[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;49201557]sweet dreams[/QUOTE]
are made of memes
who am i to disagree
travel the world and the seven seas
everybody's
looking for memes
(kill me)
[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;49201557][img]https://40.media.tumblr.com/f6dda80c28855ced8a07d8641862abbe/tumblr_nsovnyTjBO1tjvla5o1_540.jpg[/img]
sweet dreams[/QUOTE]
more of this, thanks in advance
so there was this cat right
it meowed a lot
meow meow meow all day
real annoying, I know
this guy was walking by
and he was like shut up you dumb cat
and the cat didn't understand him because he's a cat
so the guy left annoyed because the cat was annoying meow meow like
[QUOTE=Javascript;49201563]more of this, thanks in advance[/QUOTE]
chapter 2
[img]http://40.media.tumblr.com/a2a464bd3a45c3b87050a06381d3a3bf/tumblr_nu41u56kiT1qlqua9o1_500.jpg[/img]
a hero arises
What are the rules for card idling now?
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;49201572]What are the rules for card idling now?[/QUOTE]
this is NOT a story.
[QUOTE=Javascript;49201578]this is NOT a story.[/QUOTE]
how astute
I have destiny. I also have the season pass for it. Im also fucking pissed off at the money fuckers themself bungie for not giving me the taken king for free since i have the season pass. Then they added micro transactions so they can have more money to fuck since their previous money had too much cum on it.
[QUOTE=Javascript;49201578]this is NOT a story.[/QUOTE]
Would you kindly tell me a story instead?
now this is a story all about how
my life got flipped turned upside down
and that's because i am sand in an hourglass
[editline]28th November 2015[/editline]
time is precious
One day long ago, some sailors set out to sea in their sailing ship. One of them brought his pet monkey along for the long journey.
When they were far out at sea, a terrible storm overturned their ship. Everyone fell into the sea, and the monkey was sure that he would drown. Suddenly a dolphin appeared and picked him up.
They soon reached the island and the monkey came down from the dolphin’s back. The dolphin asked the monkey, “Do you know this place?”
The monkey replied, “Yes, I do. In fact, the king of the island is my best friend. Do you know that I am actually a prince?”
Knowing that no one lived on the island, the dolphin said, “Well, well, so you are a prince! Now you can be a king!” The monkey asked, “How can I be a king?”
As the dolphin started swimming away, he answered, “That is easy. As you are the only creature on this island, you will naturally be the king!”
[B]Those who lie and boast may end up in trouble.[/B]
Good Night.
shittt this speech i gotta do has to be on some business concept and I DON'T KNOW MANY OF THOSE
do you guys think a speech about the F2P business model could be alright if done well?
[QUOTE=TheWhiteFox1;49201621]shittt this speech i gotta do has to be on some business concept and I DON'T KNOW MANY OF THOSE
do you guys think a speech about the F2P business model could be alright if done well?[/QUOTE]
Any speech about anything can be alright if done well. U just gotta believe in urself good friend.
[QUOTE=xBackfire;49201631]Any speech about anything can be alright if done well. U just gotta believe in urself good friend.[/QUOTE]
You also gotta believe in the god Shie'l Ka' Ida
[IMG]http://www.kidsworldfun.com/images/short-stories/short_stories_themonkeyandthedolphin2.jpg[/IMG]
an artists rendition of my story 100% drawn and written by me
[quote]12:24 AM - Sean: *kiss u*
[/quote]
;^0
backfire is legally required to greet his neighbors when he moves
[QUOTE=Adnap;49201651]backfire is legally required to greet his neighbors when he moves[/QUOTE]
I'm a really friendly person, i don't understand, are u trying to imply I diddled some kids or something? I'll give u an artists rendition of how that makes me feel.
[IMG]http://www.kidsworldfun.com/images/short-stories/short_stories_milkmaidandherpail3.jpg[/IMG]
i wish i had one of those ear candle things, i can feel the gunk in my head. having a cold bleau's
I want a music
[QUOTE=Ehmmett;49201653]recite jfk's inaugural speech
and do an impression[/QUOTE]
vote quimby
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;49201667]i wish i had one of those ear candle things, i can feel the gunk in my head. having a cold bleau's[/QUOTE]
i'm pretty sure those were proven to do absolutely nothing
[QUOTE=xBackfire;49201661]I'm a really friendly person, i don't understand, are u trying to imply I diddled some kids or something? I'll give u an artists rendition of how that makes me feel.
[IMG]http://www.kidsworldfun.com/images/short-stories/short_stories_milkmaidandherpail3.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
its ok
i wil always lov u
I want to sleep but cant
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