So he goes to the plastic surgeon, and he says. "How big can you make it?"
This one man needed a bigger anus to have a cock shoved in.
He is gonna do it? Film it!
He walked into the plastic surgeon's office. I can't believe he's gonna do it!
so I heard that Ducluck7's mom has problems with [del]her[/del] [b]his[/b] anus
Thread derailed. Can we get back on topic, now, please?
[quote=Ducluck7]I refer to my mother as "he" cause he's more masculine than me.[/quote]
:raise:
Previous post is optimistic due to a hobo posting it.
God, this guy is fucked up. I feel bad for the surgeon.
I refer to my mother as "he" cause he's more masculine than me.
[editline]05:23PM[/editline]
WTF SOMEONE HAX0rXED ME HALP
Wait, Duckluck, this is your MOM in here?
Why are you calling her a he?
Duckluck I can give you free steam games. Pm me all your account details and bank account.
Wow, my mom is so amazing, he won't seize to amaze me while in here.
Oh yes my son, also, why are you calling me a he?
Hehe. Ducluck goes to the toilet in his own hand. I always amaze him!
EDIT : Oh my god! You are grounded for spoiling it!
stop posting goatse goddamnit
[IMG]http://www.aintitcool.com/images2007/JohnDiesCover.jpg[/IMG]
I'm sorry I had to spoil it.
Oh I just bought that movie coincidentaly! Ill watch it after next post.
Wow Activeellis, stop acting like my mom. What are you, 6?
Oh my fucking god! Im fucking genius! I will act like Duclucks mom! Fuck yeah.
Oh hello son! Want some things?
Nice find dude, your a fucking genius!
[quote=Activeellis][i]oh god[/i] [b]I'M USING BBCODE TAGS[/b], [highlight][del]THIS IS AWESOME[/highlight][/del] [code]blahblahblah
stupid useless shit goes here[/code][/quote]
The hell have you been smoking man.
Oh yes. I found Duclucks mom.
[IMG]http://thebsreport.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/huge-fat-woman.jpg[/IMG]
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[I]oh god[/I] [B]I'M USING BBCODE TAGS[/B], [highlight]THIS IS AWESOME[/highlight]
-snip- fucking code dont work in c++
