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Whew guys, I'm glad we got that all sorted out. All drugs should be legal, I'm glad everyone understands.
I think Paravin brought up some good pointers. I mean, without him, would anyone know that Russian hookers need atleast a 10% cocaine blood content to survive?
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Ok. Ok. I give up. You guys win this round. I still don't think that Russian hookers should be a legalized drug, but I can't argue with logic. Paravin, you are too informed on this subject.
Russian hookers should obviously be legalized because they have amazing therapeutic qualities, and the side effects can be avoided by using protection of various sorts.
Russian Hookers are Hoovy, and shouldn't be legalised
I love russian hookers, they should totally be legalized
america is a democracy
Guys you've got no idea how important cocaine is to the society in Eastern Europe. The main export, import and well circled item around here is hookers. Now hookers help the male population and avert problems in families with bad sexual activity. I can't count the times when I stopped hitting my wife just to enjoy a good romp with a fat, hairy Russian hooker. Trust me, there is nothing like them on the world. Every time you stick your [I]penis[/I] in her [I]vagina [/I]it feels like you're entering a new world full with opportunities. All the males, all my neighbors and my family males use this way to help their family life and it works! We're all happy! HOWEVER, without cocaine, everything will die. You see hookers have a white thing called happyfappy juice in their blood. This juice helps stimulate the male sexual organs (including the anus) which in turn raises the entire pleasure of the act. Happyfappy is naturally in the whores' system, but without a stable amount of cocaine it dries up in the arteries and they become useless. So we need to give them cocaine if we want stable, good families here in Russia and Eastern Europe. The required amount of cocaine that must be in the blood, is well about 10% of the entire mass of her (or his) body. The fact is not the same about democratic hookers.
Ok, none of you have been able to bring up any points strong enough to explain why Russian hookers, and cocaine, should be legalized. Unless some guy, maybe Paravin, just comes into right field with an amazingly informed answer, I declare that I am right.
Dudes, you all have no idea how complicated this problem is!
Russian hookers and cocaine are stupid.
I agree with the next poster. [I]Seeing into the future FTW![/I]
What are your views on drugs, facepunch?
Do you guys know about Russian hookers? They're like a drug, and they're traded illegally all over the place. Their trade also ups the cocaine trade because supposedly Russian hookers need it to survive or something. Anyway, Russia is planning on making these hookers legal. I say they have to keep them illegal or else they'll be all over the place.
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That's mean dude
Onlyonebowman, you fucking suck. Go get a fucking life you fuck fucker fuckity fucker fuck. that was dumb
[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gvi5-ZLji6A/STtYVLwUDDI/AAAAAAAAAhE/WGbeijwoUHw/s400/295715main_image_1236_946-710.jpg[/img] That's what would happen if you put a pigeon in the Large Hadron Collider, however, a crow will become a demigod.
Pfft, that's boring. I would put something alive in the LHC, like a pidgeon or something. I wonder what would happen if you did that.
Hey guys, ever wonder what would happen if you threw your shoes in the LHC?
"I got my hand caught in the Large Hadron Collider!"
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The next poster will not only misunderstand this thread, but will also ruin the chain of events. Also: that image is sick, man. Don't post that shit again.
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[quote]Don't be fucking retarded.[/quote] I trol u hard
Don't be fucking retarded.
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Hey guys did you know that the next poster is a faggot?
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