• The Never Ending Dungeon V.5 - You slip on a banana peel and land face first on a landmine
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The Never ending Dungeon V.6 - You slip on a banana peel and no one knows because the why won't this shit be updated.
[B]-Ally Commands-[/B] _______________________________________________________________________________ Folcrum_Flyer: Inhabit Magmacow's armor, and over his integrated head-mic thingy, tell him to point out a fresh corpse in relatively unmaimed condition I can use for a body. [B]Roll: 7. Need a 10. Your ghostly presence possesses Magmacow's armor, and over the communications system you ask for him to point out a corpse in decent condition for you to possess. "Okay sure, over there. But it probably wont wo-" Before he can finish talking, you fly out of his armor and into the new body before immediately dying again because said body, while mostly intact, still died and is unable to come back for no reason. [/B] [B]Notice: You cannot command allies while dead, they left your service because you died.[/B] _______________________________________________________________________________ Combiner: Why does it feel like the DnD we play is more indepth made than my actual fights? I mean, in that dungeon it's usually only hit-and-miss, but in DnD it's more strategic. I don't know what I'm talking about. I'll just pester my friends again about my resurrection. [B]Roll: 8. Need a 10. As you sit in a well maintained lounge, you chat with some other dead chaps about how the combat in the game you are currently playing seems to be more complex than it is in real life. After a casual discussion, you again ask if it would be at all possible to spring back to life. Sadly it seems the other players don't know much about resurrection. [/B] _______________________________________________________________________________ Magma's team: Magmacow358: I pull out a heavy duty defibrillator and smash it against any friendly thing that doesn't move anymore (I revive the allies I possibly can) [B]Roll: 8+1=9. Success! You pull out two thick metal plates with several car batteries strapped to the back and see to it that every downed ally is magically revived through sheer electricity, despite burns, bullet wounds, lacerations, broken bones and deadly illnesses. A few short minutes later, and you have successfully revived everyone, including their allies! (Revived all dead players and dead player allies!)[/B] T-80U: Run over the Demon of Envy [B]Roll: 8. Success. The T-80U decides that shooting the weakened and immobile Demon of Envy would be a waste of ammunition, and decides to instead crush the bastards skull underneath the treads. A grand journey of about 30 feet and a sickening crunch later and the Demon's head resembles ground beef. (Demon of envy: Dead!) [/B] _______________________________________________________________________________ Nyan's team: Damon: Yes! Steve joined me with a Clusterfuck Of Mobs. Okay, Damon calls in a Anti-Materiel Rifle equipped Hazmat Swat Team to shoot the fuck out of Lesser demon of greed. [B]Roll: 7. Success. After a celebratory evil laugh, Damon calls the brand new Hazmat SWAT division for assistance. They swiftly arrive on scene, equipped with ugly yellow suits and anti-material rifles before firing from the hip like pros in the general direction of the Demon of Greed. Several thousand dollars of 50. caliber ammunition later, and it would appear that somehow a few of the rounds hit the Demon! Hooray! (500 damage Demon of Greed) [/B] Steve: Hahaha, Notch can suck it! I was getting tired of dying and re-spawning because of the failed clone pig, The Creeper. Roll for Steve getting a re-spawning perk because he's out of a video game. [B]Roll: 5. Neutral. Steve is too busy building an 80-ft golden cock and balls to obtain perks.[/B] Clusterfuck Of Mobs: Ok guys we work for the brothers now. Hey, Skeletons, get the fuck ready aim the bows at the Lesser Demon Of Greed [B]Roll: 6. Minor success. You order the skeletons in your cluster to fire upon the Demon of greed, and with what force their muscle-less arms can produce the pull the string back and fire, sending a barrage of inaccurate and slow arrows towards the Demon. sadly hardly any of the arrows hit and the ones that did hardly scratched him. (100 damage Demon of Greed)[/B] _______________________________________________________________________________ Zake's team: Zake: Hey wait I still have two plot coupons, I buy a premium story arc with them. [B]Roll: 1. CRITICAL FAILURE! Remembering the two plot coupons you got from somewhere I cant remember, you decide its time to pull them out of your lint filled pockets and use them! After briefly reading the instructions, you activate said coupons and decide to purchase the best story they can get you! Its then that you realize that you have made the worst mistake of all time. The plot coupons you had where from [U]ELECTRONIC ARTS![/U] A portal to hell opens up before you and drags you in against your will. Once there, you are forced to play the worst game you have ever layed eyes upon, complete with shitty gameplay, a vomit-tacular plot, quick-time events up the ass and the worst DRM possible. Your eyes bleed, your brain is collapsing in upon itself, and with a last sigh of depression and anger, your internal organs shut down. You die to the sound of evil laughter and other tormented souls suffering. (You are DEAD!)[/B] Merc pointman: use martial arts on lesser demon of greed for taking your crossbow.(Bonus of +25% damage with all unarmed attacks, but using it makes him feel ashamed of himself.) [B]Roll: 10. CRITICAL! The Pointman stares into the eyes of the Demon of Greed with incredible hatred. How DARE this pathetic fuck take your crossbow. Deciding its time to take action, the once low-life mercenary takes off his shirt, revealing his MANLY AS FUCK chest hair and muscles. After threateningly cracking his knuckles, the Point-man charges forth and proceeds to break the Demon's jaw with a single punch. Tears and blood fly from the weak Demon's face, provoking the mercenary further. The Demon throws the weakest punch the merc had ever seen, and in response he SNAPS HIS ARM OFF then BEATS HIM WITH IT before STABBING HIM WITH IT. Spectators watch in awe, screaming for blood. "FINISH HIM!" they yell, encouraging the mercenary to deliver the final blow to this thief. With a precise strike, the Merc RIPS OUT THE DEMONS TRACHEA then STRANGLES HIM WITH IT before finally kicking him into an ACTIVE VOLCANO filled with SPIKES AND LAVA SHARKS WITH LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS. The volcano erupts, and as the stolen goods fly into the air, the Mercenary grabs his crossbow. (Demon of Greed annihilated, stolen items returned to owners, negative unarmed effect ignored!) [/B] _______________________________________________________________________________ [B]-Enemy Commands-[/B] Hellfire King: Light Nyan on fire [B]Roll: 7. Success. The Hellfire king summons up a great fireball and launches it at Nyan, causing severe burns! (500 damage to Nyan, on fire 1/3 turns)[/B] Lord of Sins: Hit Magmacow358 over the head with a stick [B]Roll: 6. Minor success. The lord of sins picks up a nearby stick and bashes Magmacow with it, but his steel plated helmet reflects pretty much all of the damage.[/B] Lord of undead: Eat Samiam's brains [B]Roll: 3. Failure. The Lord of undead attempts to assault Samiam's skull, but trips over his own shoelaces and hits his head on the ground. (500 damage to Lord of Undead)[/B] _______________________________________________________________________________ -Allies- Team Billy: Billy Maize: 1100/2,000 (Heavy Pistol) (Semi-auto Assault Rifle) (Attackers will do 25% more damage for 1/3 turns.) Polar Bear: 100/2000 Team Combiner: Combiner8761: 2,100/2,100 (dark powers) Horse ebooks: 2,000/2,000 (Twitter-based spambot of random nature - posts tweets as commands.) Cucco: 800/1,500 (Will deal 2000 damage to killer) (Cucco rage perk: gets +1 to rolls if damaged the previous turn.) (Motivated: +1 on all rolls for 0/3 turns!) Team Face: Mr. Face: 2,000/2,000 Team Firearms: Firearms136 (aka dagger): 1,400/2,200 (Disarmed Bag: +1 to rolls)(Master Espionage Perk)(Ice Gun)(Manly as fuck perk: Enemies get -1 on roll when attacking Dagger)(On fire: -100 hp every turn for 0/4 turns) Dawson: 1,000/2,000 (Loyalty perk - can't betray his team and gains +1 on rolls assisting or cooperating with other teammates/allies.) Homer: 1,500/2,000 (Gluttony: All healing items in the form of edible foods and beverages replenish 50% more health.) (Limbs of blackula) Cortez: 1,400/2,000 (Spectral Gun(3x Against Ghosts)(Useless against Living things)) Team Folcrum Folcrum_flyer: 2,000/2,000 Team Jarrod: Jarrod: 1,400/2,000 (Fixed Bike, Shipping Manifest, Stats Sheet) Team Magma: Magmacow358: 1,600/2,000 (Armor(600/1,500))(Swagnum)(Arm Blaster)(New reliable)(Lucky Shoes: +1 on all rolls aside from Crit fails.) T-80U: 4,000/4,000 Crate of Supplies: 3/5 Medkits (Instantly restore 500 hp), 5/5 Repair parts (Same as medkits, but only works for robots/mechanical things). Crate of Weapons: Weapons: 2/3. When using a weapon-get command, your roll goes up by 1 and the lowest roll you can get is 3. Bad rolls do not use up weapons. Team Nobody: Justnobody: 2,200/2,200 (The Power of Plates) Team Nyan: Nyan Squirrel: 1,400/2,000 (On fire! 100 damage each turn for 0/3 turns!) Damon: 1,200/2,000 Steve: 2,000/2,000 Clusterfuck of Mobs: 5,000/5,000 Team Samiam: Samiam22: 1,900/2,000 Team Smas: Smas: 840/2,000 (Sword of Anti-Dead(2x Damage vs Undead)(x.5 Damage to other Undead upon Undead Kill)) (Bursting into Treats) Tony Stark: 2,000/2,000 (Mark MCCCXXXVII Iron Man: 1,000/1,000) Team Sunny: Sunny Dei: 2,000/2,000 (Flaming Battle Axe(Does Fire Damage Yo))(Ghost Stompers(Can strike undead)) (Chainaxe) DuffleBag: 3,000/3,000 (Space marine, not a leather bag.) Apache: 4,900/5,000 (Gatling Laser) (Drones 10/10) Team Zake: Zakedodead: DEAD! Team Zarjk: Zarjk: 2,000/2,000 __________________________________________________ ______________________________________ -Enemies- Lesser Demon of Sloth: 202/2,000 (All rolls for everything that can be reasonably affected by sloth are -1 until the demon is killed.) Lesser Demon of Lust: 1,500/2,000 (Attackers become slaves upon failures, and remain so until they successfully roll/are successfully rolled for freedom. All slaves are free when the Demon is killed) (+1 to all rolls against Sunny Dei, Zake and Billy Maize.) Lesser Demon of Gluttony: 1000/2,000 (A successful attack recovers its health by the amount of damage inflicted.) Lord of Sins: 3,800/5,000 (Lesser Demons recover 200 HP each turn) Lord of Undead: 1,500/2,000 (Horde of undead gets +500 max health and recovers 200 health each turn, and is resurrected to 500/1000 if dead. This ability is lost upon death. Horde of undeath blocks all damage caused to Lord of Undead, unless dead or circumvented) Horde of Undead: Dead! (Blocks damage to Lord of Undead unless dead or circumvented.) Hellfire King: 8,400/10,000 (Flying, Bitch! Also, Cremates foes when it kills them, requires more effective methods of lifesaving (And 8 or better on recovery rolls to be successful Still neutral on 5, 6, and 7) _____________________________________________________________________________________ -Neutral- The Grotesque: 3,800/4,000 Sheogorath: ???/??? (Immortal/Can't Be moved from Neutral Team)(Flying Chair) Agent 9: 9,850/10,000 Horde of allies: 1500/3000 (Rusty M4A1s.) (Binoculars) Axebeard Thundernipples: 3,500/3,500 (Super Viking Powers) (Hero’s Axe(Rolls of 10 Instant Kill)(Ignore Defense Buffs)) Juggernougat: 1,600/2,000 (Mudderfuckin Kanabos) Scald: 1,800/2,000 (Splinters: 100 damage every turn for 2/3 turns!) Merc Point-man: 1,500/2,000 (The Best Tacticool Crossbow: 25% more damage, heals 100 hp on a successful hit.) (Bonus of +25% damage with all unarmed attacks, but using it makes him feel ashamed of himself.) ________________________________________________________________________________________ To explain the delay: I was camping then my power supply died and finally I really didn't want to do this.
Zake: Don't be dead anymore. Merc: Shoot your crossbow at the chandelier above all of the demon's heads.(Do I still control the merc? Others seem to retain control of sidekicks)
Umm Were is Nyan's role Nyan: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SOMEBODY PUT OUT THE FIRE!!! Damon: Nyan Calm the fuck down let me pull out something to put the fire out: Pulls his rifle out look for some setting to help and there it said WATER GUN, he clicked the button and Blasted water on Nyan. Steve: I don't want to build the golden cock for now. HEY NOTCH COME SUCK IT FOR ME WHILE I GET tNED TO GET ME A RESPAWN PERK.... ClusterFuck Of Mobs: Meh skeleton's go away you guys suck HEY ENDERDRAGON COME GIVE THE LESSER DEMON OF GREED A SUPRISE. also I wish to have the enderdragon as a teamate.
[QUOTE=Nyan Squirrel;36904368]Umm Were is Nyan's role [/QUOTE] I didn't think your renaming of a vague entity that I didn't know about was a command I'd again like to remind everyone that you CANNOT command your allies when dead, and if anyone else got away with it its because I or someone else didn't notice they where dead (Like in folc's case where he kept posting anyways) or wasn't sure what to do.
[QUOTE=Magmacow358;36906686]I didn't think your renaming of a vague entity that I didn't know about was a command[/QUOTE] What does that mean?
[QUOTE=Nyan Squirrel;36908126]What does that mean?[/QUOTE] It means It didn't seem like a command and I had no idea what you where trying to name
I sneak onto the battleground.
[QUOTE=Magmacow358;36908210]It means It didn't seem like a command and I had no idea what you where trying to name[/QUOTE] I will make a more readable version in the next update.
folc; rearm the control chip in the space between halves of Juggernougat's brain to bring him back under my service.
Commands: I unholster my dusty Swagnum and take aim at the Hellfire King. T-80U: Make like the Mako and drive off a cliff onto the Hellfire King's head.
Zarjk looks around, having no weapons or armor, or no memory he finds the battle raging and decides to go beat the ever loving shit out of the Lesser Demon of Sloth.
I'm starting to feel as if we should just let the thread die. Only about 4-6 people really post here anymore and nobody really cares.
Hey hey hey, why am I not in the latest update? The prince has awoken. Your shit is wrecked.
[QUOTE=Magmacow358;36999246]I'm starting to feel as if we should just let the thread die. Only about 4-6 people really post here anymore and nobody really cares.[/QUOTE] Why should it? Just because barely anyone posts who cares? I just joined and I'm here for some fun!
yea when summer is over the thread should come alive again
Wasn't it only 6-8 people for most of the 4th and 5th dungeon anyways?
[QUOTE=folcrum_flyer;37019452]Wasn't it only 6-8 people for most of the 4th and 5th dungeon anyways?[/QUOTE] We just have to wait because summer is coming to a close soon.
We still got a month. Also, my birthday is in 10 days.
[QUOTE=Magmacow358;36999246]I'm starting to feel as if we should just let the thread die. Only about 4-6 people really post here anymore and nobody really cares.[/QUOTE] I still care.
I care.
I care.
I would care, except I'm in the middle of reading V4.
Well, now I'm DONE with v4, now I just need to read this thread. Edit: Automerge, why?
Just make an entry post and hope for an update.
Alright, time to force myself into making another update because I feel bad that you all have to wait so long. Posting results.
There really wasn't many commands though. I'd make my entry, but I want to catch up beforehand. [editline]4th August 2012[/editline] Anyway, I'm not gonna make just any entry command, since I want to bring back my character from v3.
[B]-Ally commands!-[/B] ____________________________________________________________________________________ Zake: Don't be dead anymore. [B]Roll: 10. SELF-REVIVAL! As you lay dead on the ground, reality stutters and you inexplicably revert to a state where you where not dead. The Merc point man is also so amazed by this that he re-joins you, you cure all the worlds diseases and your dog comes back to life! All without even really doing anything! (You revived yourself, Merc pointman is on your team again) [/B] ____________________________________________________________________________________ Nyan's team: Nyan: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SOMEBODY PUT OUT THE FIRE!!! [B]Roll: 9. Success! As you run about screaming and cussing, you have the good fortune to trip over a tree branch and unintentionally roll all over the cold, damp soil beneath your feat. The fire goes out and you are left to ponder why. (Fire removed!)[/B] Damon: Nyan Calm the fuck down let me pull out something to put the fire out: Pulls his rifle out look for some setting to help and there it said WATER GUN, he clicked the button and Blasted water on Nyan. [B]Roll: 0. Damon fires a water blast into Nyans face, despite being very late for the threat.[/B] Steve: I don't want to build the golden cock for now. HEY NOTCH COME SUCK IT FOR ME WHILE I GET tNED TO GET ME A RESPAWN PERK.... [B]Roll: 8. Success. I'm not going to write an erotic fanfic about notch sucking a golden dick, so instead steve meets him in his office for a negotiation. Upon refusing steves "Request" (Read: Demand) for a "Respawn perk of some sort", he pulls out an iron broadsword and "Convinces" Notch to "Politely accept" his "Request". (Added perk: Some sort of respawn perk: After being revived, Steve is automatically re-added to Nyan's team with a temporary 1000 maxhp boost![/B] ClusterFuck Of Mobs: Meh skeleton's go away you guys suck HEY ENDERDRAGON COME GIVE THE LESSER DEMON OF GREED A SUPRISE. also I wish to have the enderdragon as a teamate. [B]Roll: 0. The enderdragon mopes about pointlessly, for the Demon of Greed died already last turn.[/B] ____________________________________________________________________________________ Fuzzwaddle: I sneak onto the battleground. [B]Roll: 3. Failure. Using your amazing stealth skill, you carefully but swiftly sneak onto the field of war, dodging combatants and hazards alike. However it seems that you didn't get the memo and think that the horrible demons are the people you are supposed to fight WITH, and so after sneaking past all the good guys you pop up next to a demon and he bashes your face in. (Added you to game, 500 damage to you)[/B] ____________________________________________________________________________________ Folc: rearm the control chip in the space between halves of [U]Juggernougat's[/U] brain to bring him back under my service. [B]Roll: 2. Failure! You open up JuggerNAUT's head with a rusty crowbar and set to work, attempting to re-attach the halves of his minimally functional brain. While dicking about with the monstrosity's brains, your hand slips and you send it into a Frenzy, causing it to rip your face off and crash through a very thick concrete wall. Oh dear. (1000 damage to you, 500 damage to Juggernaut, Juggernaut is now on the enemy team.)[/B] ____________________________________________________________________________________ Magma's team: Magmacow358: I unholster my dusty Swagnum and take aim at the Hellfire King. [B]Roll: 10. CRITICAL! You dramatically reach down and pull the still shining Swagnum from its holster before lifting the weapon and carefully taking aim. "Its time for you... TO GO TO HELL." With a swift pull of the trigger the 50.Cal Diamond tipped round is sent straight into the throat of the Hellfire king, decapitating him completely! (1,000 damage to Hellfire king, headless: -500 hp each turn for 0/4 turns!)[/B] T-80U: Make like the Mako and drive off a cliff onto the Hellfire King's head. [B]Roll: 6. Minor success. The T-80U drives off a nearby cliff that happens to be next to the Hellfire King, but the crew find that the Hellfire king doesn't have a head to land on, so instead they wind up hitting the neck stump and doing minor damage. (100 damage to Hellfire king)[/B] ____________________________________________________________________________________ Zarjk: look around, having no weapons or armor, or no memory he finds the battle raging and decides to go beat the ever loving shit out of the Lesser Demon of Sloth. [B]Roll: 3-1= 2. Failure! You blindy charge forth, fists swinging madly and ready to pound sloth in the face! While charging, sloth's laziness gets to you, and you stop caring and ask yourself: Why am I even doing this when I can go watch TV or something? You stop dead in your tracks an turn around, casually walking back to the barracks. Then you get hit in the back of the head by a lazily thrown rock. (1,000 damage to you, somehow.)[/B] ____________________________________________________________________________________ Ian: The prince has awoken. Your shit is wrecked. [B]Roll: 5. Neutral. You wake up and brush all the dirt and ash off of your face and rise to your feet, taking a good look at the battlefield's surroundings. (Re-added you back in with all your old stuff)[/B] ____________________________________________________________________________________ [B]-Enemy Commands-[/B] Hellfire king: Blindy throw fireballs at Zarjk. [B]Roll: 1. CRITICAL FAILURE! Due to a recent "Incident", the Hellfire king can't see shit and thus attempts to throw fireballs at Zarjk. Instead he hits the cliff right next to him, causing several large boulders to fall ontop of him looney-toon's style. (2,000 damage to Hellfire king, Cannot move next turn.)[/B] Lord of Sins: Melt Nyan's soul [B]Roll: 4. Minor Failure. The Lord of Sins lets out an aggravated sigh when he finds out that Nyan already sold his soul to several shopkeepers and law enforcement divisions worldwide. (100 frustration damage to Lord of Sins)[/B] Lord of Undead: Stark ripping Zake's organs out with bear hands. [B]Roll: 8. Success. The Lord of Undead pounces onto the recently self-revived Zake and rips his colen, bladder, and liver out with alarming speed. (800 damage to Zake)[/B] Demon of Sloth: Sit around camp eating all the pies. [B]Roll: 3. Failure. While sitting at the enemy fort being a fat useless fuck, Sloth consumes one too many pies and dies of a heart attack. (Demon of Sloth is Dead!)[/B] ____________________________________________________________________________________ lies- Team Billy: Billy Maize: 1100/2,000 (Heavy Pistol) (Semi-auto Assault Rifle) (Attackers will do 25% more damage for 1/3 turns.) Polar Bear: 100/2000 Team Combiner: Combiner8761: 2,100/2,100 (dark powers) Horse ebooks: 2,000/2,000 (Twitter-based spambot of random nature - posts tweets as commands.) Cucco: 800/1,500 (Will deal 2000 damage to killer) (Cucco rage perk: gets +1 to rolls if damaged the previous turn.) (Motivated: +1 on all rolls for 0/3 turns!) Team Face: Mr. Face: 2,000/2,000 Team Firearms: Firearms136 (aka dagger): 1,400/2,200 (Disarmed Bag: +1 to rolls)(Master Espionage Perk)(Ice Gun)(Manly as fuck perk: Enemies get -1 on roll when attacking Dagger)(On fire: -100 hp every turn for 0/4 turns) Dawson: 1,000/2,000 (Loyalty perk - can't betray his team and gains +1 on rolls assisting or cooperating with other teammates/allies.) Homer: 1,500/2,000 (Gluttony: All healing items in the form of edible foods and beverages replenish 50% more health.) (Limbs of blackula) Cortez: 1,400/2,000 (Spectral Gun(3x Against Ghosts)(Useless against Living things)) Team Folcrum Folcrum_flyer: 1,000/2,000 Team Fuzz: Fuzzwaddle: 1,500/2,000 Team Ian: Ian: 1,700/2,000 (Swagtastic Perk)(Quasar Crown)(Bootleg Swagnum)(Minor egotism perk: Heals Ian when he makes a killing blow; 1/4 of the damage dealt heals him. Can be upgraded by further healing.)(Weakened Sandwich of Gods.) Team Jarrod: Jarrod: 1,400/2,000 (Fixed Bike, Shipping Manifest, Stats Sheet) Team Magma: Magmacow358: 1,600/2,000 (Armor(600/1,500))(Swagnum (6/7))(Arm Blaster)(New reliable)(Lucky Shoes: +1 on all rolls aside from Crit fails.) T-80U: 4,000/4,000 Crate of Supplies: 3/5 Medkits (Instantly restore 500 hp), 5/5 Repair parts (Same as medkits, but only works for robots/mechanical things). Crate of Weapons: Weapons: 2/3. When using a weapon-get command, your roll goes up by 1 and the lowest roll you can get is 3. Bad rolls do not use up weapons. Team Nobody: Justnobody: 2,200/2,200 (The Power of Plates) Team Nyan: Nyan Squirrel: 1,400/2,000 Damon: 1,200/2,000 Steve: 2,000/2,000 (Some sort of respawn perk: After being revived, Steve is automatically re-added to Nyan's team with a temporary 1000 maxhp boost!) Clusterfuck of Mobs: 5,000/5,000 Team Samiam: Samiam22: 1,900/2,000 Team Smas: Smas: 840/2,000 (Sword of Anti-Dead(2x Damage vs Undead)(x.5 Damage to other Undead upon Undead Kill)) (Bursting into Treats) Tony Stark: 2,000/2,000 (Mark MCCCXXXVII Iron Man: 1,000/1,000) Team Sunny: Sunny Dei: 2,000/2,000 (Flaming Battle Axe(Does Fire Damage Yo))(Ghost Stompers(Can strike undead)) (Chainaxe) DuffleBag: 3,000/3,000 (Space marine, not a leather bag.) Apache: 4,900/5,000 (Gatling Laser) (Drones 10/10) Team Zake: Zakedodead: 1,200/2,000 Team Zarjk: Zarjk: 1,000/2,000 Merc Point-man: 1,500/2,000 (The Best Tacticool Crossbow: 25% more damage, heals 100 hp on a successful hit.) (Bonus of +25% damage with all unarmed attacks, but using it makes him feel ashamed of himself.) ________________________________________________________________________________________ -Enemies- Lesser Demon of Lust: 1,700/2,000 (Attackers become slaves upon failures, and remain so until they successfully roll/are successfully rolled for freedom. All slaves are free when the Demon is killed)(+1 to all rolls against Sunny Dei, Zake and Billy Maize.) Lesser Demon of Gluttony: 1,200/2,000 (A successful attack recovers its health by the amount of damage inflicted.) Lord of Sins: 3,700/5,000 (Lesser Demons recover 200 HP each turn) Lord of Undead: 1,500/2,000 Horde of Undead: 500/1,000 Hellfire King: 5,300/10,000 (Flying, Bitch! Also, Cremates foes when it kills them, requires more effective methods of lifesaving (And 8 or better on recovery rolls to be successful Still neutral on 5, 6, and 7))(Headless: -500 hp for 0/4 turns!)(Stuck 0/1 turns) Juggernougat: 1,100/2,000 (Mudderfuckin Kanabos) _____________________________________________________________________________________ -Neutral- The Grotesque: 3,800/4,000 Sheogorath: ???/??? (Immortal/Can't Be moved from Neutral Team)(Flying Chair) Agent 9: 9,850/10,000 Horde of allies: 1500/3000 (Rusty M4A1s.) (Binoculars) Axebeard Thundernipples: 3,500/3,500 (Super Viking Powers) (Hero’s Axe(Rolls of 10 Instant Kill)(Ignore Defense Buffs)) Scald: 1,700/2,000 ________________________________________________________________________________________ Sorry it took so long, but I had to install my new monitor then I forgot what I was doing beforehand. BTW, Where the fuck did all the other GMs go?
zake: kill that organ stealing motherfucker. Merc: shoot your crossbow at the chandelier above the enemies heads
Is that- YES. "BOOTLEG SWAGNUM"?! how DARE you.
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