The Never Ending Dungeon V.5 - You slip on a banana peel and land face first on a landmine
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Well, that's some new enemies to the enemy team then.
I'll attempt to keep the portal to the past open so I can pull that [B]dragon[/B] from the other thread over to [B]aid me in battle[/B].
All right.
I will now try to do something different.
I introduce the Power Harvester Pistol!
> Portable, reliable version of the old [b]Power Harvester Cannon™![/b] superweapon. It's modeled, oddly, after a NERF Maverick.
* Can absorb target's power as a command. Amount of power absorbed depends on dice roll.
* Can use power as a command. Amount of power used depends on dice roll.
+ Reliable = 1.5 X to dice rolls (Boosts caps at 9. To do critical hits I have to roll a normal 10. This attribute won't affect critical failures.)
- Small frame = 0.75 X effect when using power absorbed. (Won't affect critical hits.)
- Can only absorb one power at a time. Absorbing a new power takes away the old one.
- Trying to absorb a power from a target that has already had his power absorbed before will fail.
- Power absorbed is gone with the target's death or destruction.
- No longer trademarked or bolded.
I'm afraid that it could be too complicated. If it is, I may scrap it completely. But I don't think it's too overpowered, since there is a lot of chance involved.
But what the hell, I try to absorb the Retard's retarded stick power with the PHP.
Egh.. My command was a touch screwed up. What I meant was the new guy (Scald) entered the battle from a nearby location with a minigun, while Grotesque (who is still at the old battlefield, and has a max foot traverse of about 12 mph.) was waiting for an airlift for a couple of turns, while I am only watching from the now rather empty old field. can I get a fix on this?
Magmacow358: I use the link in the OP to go back to TNED V4 where i will find my [B]Armor, Fire-staff and my Swagnum[/B]
Just for the fun of it, I have also decided to take a whack at creating a title card for this thread. Please be advised that this is [B]NOT[/B] intended to replace Smas's work on the OP.
[IMG]http://i734.photobucket.com/albums/ww343/Firearms_136/Gmod%20Album/TheNever-EndingDungeon-3.jpg[/IMG]
[B]Dagger:[/B]
Dagger investigates the mingebags in an attempt to find a common weakness that could be exploited...
[B]Dawson the Riot Officer:[/B]
Unsure about what would be the best action to take, Dawson resorts to the idea of countering a single attack. A successful counter will bounce back all potential damage directed from him by x1.5 the power back to the attacker!
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[B]Minge King:[/B]
Holding aloft his massive left hand, the Minge King forms a mass of black energy and launches the volatile gunk at Dawson and Dagger!
[B]MingeIraffe:[/B]
As stiff as it may be, as innocent as it might appear, the stuffed animal is a malicious troll by heart! The malevolent being levitates several feet above the floor and darts forward at amazing speed! The target is Dawson; it prepares to [b]SMASH[/b] down on his tender foot!
[B]MingeGator:[/B]
The MingeGator attempts to headbutt Dagger while he isn't looking...
[B]MingeEphant:[/B]
The MingeEphant decides to crank up its antics and go postal on Dawson! ...Annnnnd follows up the decision with a normal tackle attack. Now that was anti-climatic, eh?
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[B]Bonus page music:[/B]
[QUOTE][video=youtube;duXOtF32eV4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duXOtF32eV4[/video][/QUOTE]
I emerge from the ground, holding [B]The Magic Mirror![/B]
STATS:
Can take the buffs/debuffs and place them upon another subject of choice
Buffs are swapped (so if X has +1 attack and Y has +3 speed, Y has +1 attack and X has +3 speed)
Buff switching only succeeds with a roll of 8 or higher
A roll of 2 or below results in the caster's buffs being removed entirely
Transfers all positive buffs with a 10, all negative buffs with a 1
Can be used 5 times, then has to cooldown for a turn or two.
"I LIVE AGAIIIIIIN!"
A [B]Fancy Top-Hat[/B] appears at T-Rex head height, followed by the sound of elegance as I, Tyfancisaurus Rex form beneath the hat, equipping the [B]Fancy Top-Hat[/B] and my [B]Monocle of Seeing[/B].
I'm ready for this.
I punch cook-cook in the face with explosive force.
I will myself into existence.
I will myself into existence and then dump all of my S.P.E.C.I.A.L. points into [i]SWAG[/i]
*Sigh* guess no fix... Well...
Grotesque (Not Scald): Pitch your minigun, as you are a melee fighter, and throw raider a into orbit.
Me (Noncombatant): Craft Scald, Grotesque's somewhat more humanoid brother, and send him into the fifth arena via a man cannon. Don't make me write the description a second time.
Don't worry, I'll fix it when I get the chance [sp]when I do the next update[/sp].
[QUOTE=CSG172;34560068]Don't worry, I'll fix it when I get the chance [sp]when I do the next update[/sp].[/QUOTE]
Kthx. In that case
Scald: Shoot Cook-cook until he looks like a thick paste.
Grotesque: Waiting for airlift
Me (Noncombatant): Summon an old friend from the facility I was created in:
[release] From the sky came a purplish-red noxious haze, as the new ally entered the battle. He was wearing some sort of chemical smock, which resembled an overcoat with some baggy pants, in neon orange, and covered his body from head to toe, and a gas mask that didn't quite appear to fit, allowing some chemical fumes out. From beneath the wide windowed mask, one could see his sore coated face. In place of flesh and bone hands were a pair of mechanical fists with vents vents from which an acidic gas emitted by his body could spew forth. In his boot were a similar set of vents, which, combined with the constant production of the chemical, and it's lighter than air properties, allowed him the ability to fly. His name was Haze. [/release]
Haze attributes: On successful gas-based attack, enemy defence reduced to .75 of normal until it rolls a 5 or better to remove the effect, and is stunned for one turn, due to blindness, nausea, coughing fits, and intestine being slowly vaporized (causing those last to side effects).
I arrive upon the battle with my armor and crossbow.
[IMG]http://gameswalls.com/wallpapers/d/darkwatch/crossbowman-1.jpg[/IMG]
(If joining is not considered a command)
I try to maneuver to higher ground for a better defensive position (If there's no defense or attack attributes, could this be represented as extra hp?)
I laugh at the Retard with a stick's pitiful existence.
Ok, like I said earlier (under a different name), I will be doing the next update tomorrow, in which I will probably "fix" things that are off from the first update, as well as all the new commands that others have posted.
In other news, my commands:
>Smas: Get myself a power suit, much like the one from Iron Man.
Woher ist deine update?
[QUOTE=folcrum_flyer;34579916]Woher ist deine update?[/QUOTE]
Patience.
Smas is reading the thread, i assume that means he is working on it.
Ok, this is my third time trying to post what is up, and now Magmacow has come and gone.
To be quite frank (for having composed this message two times before), I will NOT be able to complete this update. Between the near concussion that I received yesterday and the near subsequent flu that has appeared right after, I am in no condition to spend a few hours typing away at a white screen. I'm sorry that I've let you down, Magma/Folc, but I simply can not finish. I need someone else to do this update, and I hope to be back on the wagon here in a few days or so.
Until then, I probably won't post much, so see you later.
[QUOTE=Smas;34580295]Ok, this is my third time trying to post what is up, and now Magmacow has come and gone.
To be quite frank (for having composed this message two times before), I will NOT be able to complete this update. Between the near concussion that I received yesterday and the near subsequent flu that has appeared right after, I am in no condition to spend a few hours typing away at a white screen. I'm sorry that I've let you down, Magma/Folc, but I simply can not finish. I need someone else to do this update, and I hope to be back on the wagon here in a few days or so.
Until then, I probably won't post much, so see you later.[/QUOTE]
Burgervich, leave it the hell alone until we establish a new continuity.
[QUOTE=folcrum_flyer;34580575]Burgervich, leave it the hell alone until we establish a new continuity.[/QUOTE]
Why don't we just start fresh, so there's not so much confusion?
[QUOTE=xxfalconxx;34582654]Why don't we just start fresh, so there's not so much confusion?[/QUOTE]
I say we continue from where we left off last thread.
[QUOTE=Smas;34580295]Ok, this is my third time trying to post what is up, and now Magmacow has come and gone.
To be quite frank (for having composed this message two times before), I will NOT be able to complete this update. Between the near concussion that I received yesterday and the near subsequent flu that has appeared right after, I am in no condition to spend a few hours typing away at a white screen. I'm sorry that I've let you down, Magma/Folc, but I simply can not finish. I need someone else to do this update, and I hope to be back on the wagon here in a few days or so.
Until then, I probably won't post much, so see you later.[/QUOTE]
I'm really sorry to hear about the stuff that happened to you today. :( Please take as much time off as needed in order to recooperate. If no one steps in to update in a little bit, I'll see if I can squeeze in a written work myself (there are no guarantees, though - my schedule for this semester is very busy as far as studies are concerned).
[QUOTE=xxfalconxx;34582654]Why don't we just start fresh, so there's not so much confusion?[/QUOTE]
I kind of have the same feelings about that, too.
Okay, i will be posting the update tomorrow. Before i do that, i'd like a vote.
Agree if you think we should just continue with the reset
Disagree if you think we should pick up from where we left off with the last thread.
Also, sorry to hear about that flu, smas. Get well soon.
Well shit, only just notaced the new thread.
Since I have a clean slate as regards to team mates, I call upon the all mighty enderdragon to help me in the upcoming battle and as par; there will be oreos. ( I also apologise for getting him drunk in the last game V:v:V )
When you say reset, do you mean continue with the new battle, or do you mean, start the fuck over nobody has anything but nothing.
[QUOTE=folcrum_flyer;34597478]When you say reset, do you mean continue with the new battle, or do you mean, start the fuck over nobody has anything but nothing.[/QUOTE]
Continue with new battle.
[QUOTE=Magmacow358;34599306]Continue with new battle.[/QUOTE]
Okay. Also, who else got to enjoy badass hotwings during the superbowl? or afterwards? My stepdads basically amount to 30 seconds in the mic= Holy damn that's OHGODITBURNSLIKEAFIREFROMTHEDEPTHSOF good HELL!!!
[QUOTE=folcrum_flyer;34600013]Okay. Also, who else got to enjoy badass hotwings during the superbowl? or afterwards? My stepdads basically amount to 30 seconds in the mic= Holy damn that's OHGODITBURNSLIKEAFIREFROMTHEDEPTHSOF good HELL!!![/QUOTE]
Wrong thread?
[QUOTE=Sherd Red;34600292]Wrong thread?[/QUOTE]
Just making small talk. You didn't have to mark it as dumb.
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