The Never Ending Dungeon V.5 - You slip on a banana peel and land face first on a landmine
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This is bordering on the ridiculous. I'll just say, i'm headed out for about an hour, but when I get back, shoot, [I]I'll[/I] do the update just to get the ball rolling again.
Don't expect any of your stuff from last thread though.
Posting fashionably late results!
[editline]9th February 2012[/editline]
[B]-Ally commands-[/b]
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Cookie53: I find that glove i somehow made
[B]Roll: 10. CRITICAL! While reading [I]The art of war[/I] while sitting in a chair made of dragon bones, you remember that you somehow made a glove an undetermined amount of time ago. You remember that you left it in the core of the sun, to keep it safe. After splitting an entire star in half with nothing but the sheer power of your will, you now have your Glove, which promptly gives you a maxhp boost. Now if only you could remember what it did... (Added Glove; Adding stats to this weapon will not take up your turn and will not fail. 500 maxhp boost.)[/B]
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"Dagger"(Firearms136): Dawson the Riot Officer tries to join Dagger once more with his trusty riot shield...
[B]Roll: 1. CRITICAL FAILURE! Dawson stumbles through the door awkwardly with a cum-stained kevlar vest on. You are about to ask him if its mucus, but before you can do so Dawson bumps into a nearby end-table and knocks over Mormon Jesus' ashes. The vase shatters, causing the spirit of Mormon Jesus to awaken. "YOU HAVE DESECRATED THE REMAINS OF THE ONE WHO CANNOT BE TOUCHED! PREPARE TO DIE!" he says before grabbing Dawson and hurling him into deep space. Better get ready, cause it looks like your next! (Added MORMON JESUS to enemy team!)[/B]
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Magmacow358: I use the link in the OP to go back to TNED V4 where i will find my Armor, Fire-staff and my Swagnum
[B]Roll: 5. Neutral. Facepunch won't load. Fuck.[/b]
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xxFalconxx: I emerge from the ground, holding The Magic Mirror!
[B]Roll: 6. Minor Success. You awkwardly dig yourself out of the ground while holding the Magic Mirror. Looks like all the dirt clogged it up a bit though, so you won't be able to use it for 4 turns. [/B]
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That Ninja: A Fancy Top-Hat appears at T-Rex head height, followed by the sound of elegance as I, Tyfancisaurus Rex form beneath the hat, equipping the Fancy Top-Hat and my Monocle of Seeing.
[B]Roll: 9. Success. The fancy top-hat appears in the air, and it works as planned as it re-constructs you. You put on the hat and your fancy ass Monocle. Look at you, mr.hotshot. (500 Maxhp boost due to fancyness)[/B]
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Mr.Destroyer: I punch cook-cook in the face with explosive force.
[B]Roll: 4. Minor failure. You strap a stick of dynamite to your hand and swing at Cook-cook's face. Your swing misses, and in retaliation Cook-cook in-appropriately touches you. (100 damage to you)[/B]
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Samiam22: I will myself into existence.
[B]Roll: 3. You will yourself into existence, but you wind up half-existing in a rock. (Stuck, -1 on all rolls.)[/B]
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Ian: I will myself into existence and then dump all of my S.P.E.C.I.A.L. points into SWAG
[B]Roll: 10. CRITICAL! You pop into existence due to sheer will power before a menu comes up and asks for your SPECIAL point distribution. You dump it all into SWAG and click "Done." Suddenly, you start to emit a golden glow so impressive that everyone temporarily stops fighting. A golden crown encrusted with diamonds that have miniature Quasars inside them descends down from the sky and lands neatly on your head. Several golden cosmetic items begin to rip out of the ground and attach to you. Once everything is done, it is clear that your high SWAG levels payed off. A notice pops up on your screen, it reads: You have been awarded the Swagtastic perk! (Added Swagtastic perk: If you roll an odd number, your roll automatically gets bumped up one! Also added Quasar Crown: Upon activation, the Quasar crown unleashes a deadly attack on the enemy with the most health. The attack ignores any buffs and will deal 500 damage with the multiplier being your roll. (Ie roll a 5 and you will do 500 x 5 damage.) Has a 8 turn cooldown period.)[/B]
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Folcrum's team:
Grotesque (Not Scald): Pitch your minigun, as you are a melee fighter, and throw raider a into orbit.
[B]Roll: 6. Minor Success. The Grotesque chucks his minigun in the trashcan before throwing Raider A as high as he can. It would seem as if the Grotesque needs to exercise a little, however as the raider only went 1,000 feet before landing in a lake. (100 damage Raider A)[/B]
Folcrum flyer: (Noncombatant): Craft Scald, Grotesque's somewhat more humanoid brother, and send him into the fifth arena via a man cannon. Don't make me write the description a second time.
[B]Roll: With a devious look on your face, you begin to craft Scald. DESCRIPTION NOT INCLUDED FOR SAKE OF SANITY. You cram Scald into a man-cannon and fire him off to the Fifth Arena. "Its a bird! Or uh, a plane? Wait, no its... OH DEAR GOD WHAT IS I-" [I]SPLAT.[/I] Scald lands ontop of Raider B, killing him instantly. (Killed Raider B, added Scald)[/B]
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Hidole555: I arrive upon the battle with my armor and crossbow.
[B]Roll: 8. Success. You charge into battle with your trusty Armor and Crossbow. (Added you to the list, 200 maxhp boost due to armor.)[/B]
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Bl1tzX: I laugh at the Retard with a stick's pitiful existence.
[B]Roll: 5. You laugh at the Retard with a stick, but he is too stupid to care.[/B]
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Smas: Get myself a power suit, much like the one from Iron Man.
[B]Roll: 9. You steal er, i mean "Borrow" a power suit from Tony stark. The suit works great, and is even capable of flight. (500 Maxhp boost, added Power-suit.)[/B]
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Mr.anderson: Since I have a clean slate as regards to team mates, I call upon the all mighty enderdragon to help me in the upcoming battle and as par; there will be oreos.
[B]Roll: 4. Minor failure. You call the Enderdragon, but he's still puking his guts out from when you got him wasted. Hearing about his terrible condition, you feel bad and suffer 100 emotional damage.[/B]
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[B]Enemy commands:[/B]
Cook cook: Violate Bl1tzX.
[B]Roll: 5. Neutral. Cook-cook gets into position, but Bl1tzX tells him to fuck off as he is tired.[/B]
Raider B: Spray from the hip in hopes of hitting Mr.anderson.
[B]Roll: 4. Minor Failure. "YEAH, TEAR THEM APART!" Raider B shouts before spamming bullets from his gun without even aiming. All that firing caused the gun to break, however. Maybe next time you should keep your weapons repaired. (Cannot attack next turn)[/B]
Retard with a stick: Grab Ian's expensive golden watch and run.
[B]Roll: 1. CRITICAL FAILURE! Retard with a stick sneaks up behind Ian and attempts to grab his watch, but Ian whips around and shouts: "DONT TOUCH THE FUCKING SWAG!" The Retard shits himself so violently that he leaves the atmosphere, causing his head to explode. (Retard with a stick is dead!)[/B]
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[B]-Allies-[/B]
Team Anderson:
Mr.anderson: 2,000/2,000
Team Bl1tz:
Bl1tzX: 2,000/2,000
Team Combiner:
Combiner8761: 2,000/2,000
Team Cookie:
Cookie53: 2,500/2,500 (Glove)
Team Drasar:
Drasarsalman: 2,000/2,000
Team Egbert:
John Egbert: 2,000/2,000
Jade Harley: 2,000/2,000
Rose Lalonde: 2,000/2,000
Team Falcon
xxFalconxx: 2,000/2,000 (Magic mirror: Clogged 0/4 turns)
Team Firearms:
Firearms136: 2,000/2,000
Team Folcrum
Folcrum_flyer: 2,000/2,000
The Grotesque: 4,000/4,000
Scald: 4,000/4,000
Team Hidole:
Hidole555: 2,200/2,200
Team Ian:
Ian: 2,000/2,000 (Swagtastic Perk) (Quasar Crown)
Team Magma:
Magmacow358: 2,000/2,000 (Arm Blaster)
Team Mr.Destroy
Mr.Destroyer: 2,000/2,000 (SPESS MARINE Suit: 1,900/2,000)
Samiam22: 2,000/2,000 (Stuck, -1 on all rolls)
Smas: 2,500/2,500 (Powersuit: 1,000/1,000)
That Team:
That Ninja: 2,500/2,500
[B]-Enemy Statistics-[/B]
[B]MORMON JESUS[/B]: 10,000/10,000
Cook-cook: 6,000/6,000
Raider B: 1,900/2,000
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There you go.
Folc: Enter the arena via man cannon, and ask Mormon Jesus why he is being a hypocrite by attacking and practicing combat of any form. (Note that this is an attack of sorts)
Grotesque: Step on raider b repeatedly
Scald: Fire at cook-cook, until he is rendered into a thick paste.
Challenge Mormon Jesus to a fist fight of ultimate proportions, Also I shout at Raider B to quietly conceal his weapon.
I attempt to clean the dirt out of the magic mirror a bit faster.
[B]Dagger (aka White Spy):[/B]
While soaring across the outer regions of space, Dawson the Riot Officer catches a scenic glimpse of the Milky Way - in all of its glory and heavenly splendor.
[IMG]http://i734.photobucket.com/albums/ww343/Firearms_136/Gmod%20Album/DawsontheRiotOfficer-OneGiantStepforMan.jpg[/IMG]
[release][IMG]http://i734.photobucket.com/albums/ww343/Firearms_136/The%20Never-Ending%20Dungeon%20Icons/DawsontheRiotOfficer2.jpg[/IMG]
[B]Dawson:[/B]
[SUB]"Gosh, outer space would be such a lovely place to live in. I bet Dagger's gonna be jealous about the stuff he's missing out on! Sadly though - *sigh* - nothing is forever; I'll have to return home... Someway, somehow."[/SUB]
[IMG]http://i734.photobucket.com/albums/ww343/Firearms_136/The%20Never-Ending%20Dungeon%20Icons/DawsontheRiotOfficer2.jpg[/IMG]
[B]Dawson:[/B]
[SUB]"...I hope."[/SUB][/release]
Taking some time to think, Dawson develops a plan that may be able to get himself back to Earth. The great escape from space would have to be carried out as follows:
[release] [highlight][B][I]Operation Meteorite: To Home or Bust![/I][/B][/highlight]
[B]Step 1:[/B]
Dawson will attempt to locate an asteroid of relatively decent size and mass. If an ideal chunk of debris is to be found, he'll try to ground himself onto the rock.
[B]Step 2:[/B]
Once on solid ground, Dawson will carefully take some time to estimate the distance between himself and Earth (and any other factors that must be considered).
[B]Step 3:[/B]
After carefully taking into account of time and the elements, Dawson will launch himself off the asteroid and fly towards Earth with great speed. (Heck, if he travels fast enough, he just might be able to make it back home by brunch!)[/release]
The elaborate plan to return home may take some time, but, if completed in baby-steps, Dawson should come out relatively unharmed (assuming that nothing seriously disastrous should occur). Without a second moment to spare, Dawson begins to commence "Step 1" of the plan.
[B]PS:[/B]
The White Spy (or Dagger) is fleeing in terror while this is going on.
Hey, I'm back from being sick [sp]for the most part[/sp]. Thanks for taking up the reigns for me, Magma.
Too bad you missed out on an excellent opportunity (in the Retard with the Stick command) to make a spaghetti/pocket reference. :eng101:
All well, commands.
Smas>Since you don't wish to be a lonely sap the whole battle (like last time), you decide to call up for help (just about anyone/anything would do, be creative).
I heavily OBJECT to Mormon Jesus's existence.
I use my magic of explosives to make the rock explode, setting me free.
I use my fancy powers of capitalism to raise the fossils of the dinosaurs that Mormon Jesus and team were using for fossil fuels, effectively destroying their economy.
Edit:
Wow, I just realized that my first post was cut off before I described my equips.
My [B]Fancy Tophat[/B] did something along the lines of giving me +3 fanciness, and a 2x multiplier to sophistication generation.
The [B]Monocle of Seeing[/B] amplified any laser beam damage by 2 (this means incoming laser damage AND outgoing laser damage), and it increased my gold earning rate by 2.5x
More or less, I forgot everything that they did. Dang Facepunch for android.
Oh, and by the way, I'll be doing the next update, seeing as I am now finished with being sick/catching up with college work.
Expect to see it some point tomorrow.
Boost: I steady my crossbow for better aim next turn.
Also, even though this page is almost done, the obvious battle music to fight against [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46PXaJxzuDE"][B]MORMON JESUS[/B][/URL]
Why didn't you register my command?
Was my weapon too stupid or something?
If you just forgot:
Then I try to absorb [B]MORMON JESUS'[/B] power.
If it was too stupid:
Then I look at Cook-cook and grin with my face.
[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;34542939]Well, that's some new enemies to the enemy team then.
I'll attempt to keep the portal to the past open so I can pull that [B]dragon[/B] from the other thread over to [B]aid me in battle[/B].[/QUOTE]
Reposting, because the command was forgotten.
Im going to be gone for the next few days as I am going to be spending the weekend with my sister.
Heres my commands:
I attempt to recover my [B]Swagnum, Fire staff, and Armor[/B] again.
I again attempt to call the long lost enderdragon but this time I offer painkillers for the hangover. :v:
[B]-Ally Commands-[/B]
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[B]Team Folcrum:
Folc:[/B] Enter the arena via man cannon, and ask Mormon Jesus why he is being a hypocrite by attacking practicing combat of any form.
[B]Roll: 8. You use the powers of the Halo universe to summon up a Man Cannon, using it to fling yourself into the arena. On your journey through the air, you yell out to Mormon Jesus, “QUIT BEING SUCH A HYPOCRITE!”, causing him to rethink his ways. (Mormon Jesus: Can't attack!)[/B]
[B]Grotesque:[/B] Step on raider b repeatedly.
[B]Roll: 3. Before you can get your MAD STOMP on, Raider B counters your advance with one of his own, slapping you across the face and spitting in your eye. This doesn't hurt very much, but you become embarrassed anyways. (-800 HP)
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[B]Scald:[/B] Fire at cook-cook, until he is rendered into a thick paste.
[B]Roll: 1. CRITICAL FAILURE! Using the power of IMAGINATION, you conjure yourself up a shitty looking pistol. Despite the fact that you don't think it could possibly function, you take aim and fire anyways.[/B]
[B]
On cue, your pistol blows up, causing you significant body damage and hand loss! (-2000 HP/Handless)[/B]
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[B]Cookie:[/B] Challenge Mormon Jesus to a fist fight of ultimate proportions. [sp]Remember, only ONE command.[/sp]
[B]Roll: 9. Despite Mormon Jesus' recent pledge to non-violence, you still challenge the Lord to a round of Fisticuffs. Putting on your glove of unknown power, you take the first punch, getting him right in the stomach. Since he is now non-violent in nature, he doesn't fight back. (-1000: Mormon Jesus)[/B]
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[B]Falcon:[/B] I attempt to clean the dirt out of the magic mirror a bit faster.
[B]Roll: 2. In an attempt to clean your mirror faster, you raise it up to face the sun. Obviously, this shines the sun beams right into your delicate peepholes, causing you extreme eye pain and a constant migraine. (-1000 HP)[/B]
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[B]Firearms:[/B] -All that stuff, by you-
[B]Roll: 6. With mental checklist in hand, Dawson goes shopping for meteors to hitch a ride off of. Somehow navigating the depths of space, Dawson manages to catch one of the smaller rocks and uses it to propel himself towards one of the larger rocks, one about the size of a bus. Clinging on, Dawson uses one of his concussion grenades to propel the space rock back into Earths orbit.
However, this process takes a few turns, so you'll be seeing him soon enough. (Dawson: Arriving in 3 turns)[/B]
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[B]Smas:[/B] Since you don't wish to be a lonely sap the whole battle (like last time), you decide to call up for help (just about anyone/anything would do, be creative).
[B]Roll: 7. Because of your dislike towards the prospect of loneliness, you decide to call up one of your “buddies”, Tony Stark. You apologize for your... questionable activity a few days ago, and you ask for his help. After a bit of arm twisting on his account, he agrees to join you for the return of his suit. Tough luck. (Tony Stark: added to your team/Equipped with 'your' IronMan suit)[/B]
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[B]Blitzx:[/B] I heavily OBJECT to Mormon Jesus's existence.
[B]Roll: 5. You heavily object to Mormon Jesus' existence through the power of atheism. Mormon Jesus just looks at you and sheds a tear. [/B]
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[B]Samiam22:[/B] I use my magic of explosives to make the rock explode, setting me free.
[B]Roll: 8-1=7. Using your skill in magic, you generate enough force to cause the rock to explode, setting you free without harming you. Smas walks over and gives you a gold star and a handshake for a job well done. (Set free!)[/B]
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[B]That Ninja:[/B] I use my fancy powers of capitalism to raise the fossils of the dinosaurs that Mormon Jesus and team were using for fossil fuels, effectively destroying their economy.
[B]Roll: 3. You simply can not do it! They are your ancestors that you are talking about here, not some slimy pile of oily bio sludge! You are appalled by Mormon Jesus and crews disrespect for your family, and you can only sit and weep as they burn there molten corpses. (-800 Emotional damage!)[/B]
[sp]Also, sorry about the hat and stuff, but what's done is done. If you want to upgrade your current attire, just post that as your command next turn.[/sp]
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[B]Hidole:[/B] (Boost) I steady my crossbow for better aim next turn.
[B]Roll: 4. While preparing your crossbow, you forget to lock in the string securely. When you place in the bolt, the string suddenly slips off, catching your hand in the torque. Ouch! (-100 HP)[/B]
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[B]Combiner:[/B] Then I try to absorb MORMON JESUS' power.
[B]Roll: 9. Since Smas understands that shit happens, he loans you a simple [b]Power Harvester Cannon[/b]. Despite it lacking most of the features that you have come to enjoy, it still does the trick; it harvests the powers of people/animals/things and uses it to fight back, Kirby style. You decide to test it out on MORMON JESUS, taking aim and turning the switch to HARVEST. This begins to sap MORMON JESUS' power (and HP), giving your cannon the power of HEALING. (i.e., you shoot it at someone to heal people. (Power Harvester Cannon Get!(Healing))(-500 HP: MJ)[/B]
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[B]Drasar:[/B] I'll attempt to keep the portal to the past open so I can pull that dragon from the other thread over to aid me in battle.
[B]Roll: 3. In an attempt to keep the portal to the past open, you begin to give yourself a migraine. Straining with the fabric of space and time, you attempt to coax the dragon out of hiding, offering love and companionship (yeah right) and all that good stuff.
Despite your best efforts, the dragon doesn't come out. All well, maybe you can try again later. (-500 Emotional Damage)[/B]
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[B]Magmacow:[/B] I attempt to recover my [B]Swagnum, Fire staff, and Armor.[/B] again.
[B]Roll: 1. CRITICAL FAILURE! In an attempt to recover the Swagnum, among other things, Ian decides to pay you a visit. “Hey Magmacow, how's it been going?” You turn, and he clocks you in the face. Before you can stand up, he kicks you in the gut, causing your stomach and other internal organs to rearrange. Ouch! (-1500 HP)[/B]
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[B]Mr. Anderson:[/B] I again attempt to call the long lost enderdragon but this time I offer painkillers for the hangover.
[B]Roll: 8. You pull out a blocky horn and give it a good toot. Suddenly, a worm hole opens up, out of which crawls the Enderdragon, much to the disdain of a certain member of our little band of renegades.
But hey, all is fair in love and war. (Enderdragon added!).[/B]
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[B]-Enemy Commands-
MORMON JESUS:[/B] “Can't touch this!”
[B]Roll: 4. Using the power of breaking the forth wall, you listen to MC Hammer's song, MORMON JESUS. However, despite you saying so, Smas touches you with the end of his fist anyways. (-100 HP)[/B]
[B]Cook Cook:[/B] Live up to your name, fry someone alive.
[B]Roll: 9. In order to live up to your family name, you decide that you must fry someone alive. Oh hey, that man in the tin suit looks like he'll fit the bill.
You grab up a flame thrower, and go to town on his suit, causing his suit to malfunction. He manages to stand back up, when you decide to blast him again, this time doing some damage.
You only quit when he quits screaming. (-1000 HP: Tony Stark)(-1000 HP: Mark V. Suit Defense)[/B]
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[B]-Allies-[/B]
Team Anderson:
Mr.anderson: 2,000/2,000
Enderdragon: 4,000/4,000 (Immune to Fire)
Team Bl1tz:
Bl1tzX: 2,000/2,000
Team Combiner:
Combiner8761: 2,000/2,000 (Power Harvester Cannon(Healing))
Team Cookie:
Cookie53: 2,500/2,500 (Glove)
Team Drasar:
Drasarsalman: 1,500/2,000
Team Egbert:
John Egbert: 2,000/2,000
Jade Harley: 2,000/2,000
Rose Lalonde: 2,000/2,000
Team Falcon
xxFalconxx: 1,000/2,000 (Magic mirror: Clogged 1/4 turns)
Team Firearms:
Firearms136: 2,000/2,000
Dawson: ARRIVING IN 3 TURNS
Team Folcrum
Folcrum_flyer: 2,000/2,000
The Grotesque: 3,200/4,000
Scald: 2,000/4,000 (HANDLESS)
Team Hidole:
Hidole555: 2,100/2,200
Team Ian:
Ian: 2,000/2,000 (Swagtastic Perk) (Quasar Crown)
Team Magma:
Magmacow358: 500/2,000 (Arm Blaster)
Team Mr.Destroy
Mr.Destroyer: 2,000/2,000 (SPESS MARINE Suit: 1,900/2,000)
Samiam22: 2,000/2,000
Smas: 2,500/2,500
Tony Stark: 1,000/2,000 (Powersuit: 0,000/1,000)
That Team:
That Ninja: 1,700/2,500
[B]-Enemy Statistics-[/B]
[B]MORMON JESUS[/B]: 8,400/10,000 (Can't Attack)
Cook-cook: 6,000/6,000 (Flamethrower)
Raider B: 1,900/2,000
[editline]10th February 2012[/editline]
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If something is amiss, I'll fix it, just say something.
Attack: I sling the crossbow over my shoulder and throw a bolt like a javelin at Raider B.
I liked that critroll. Very nice.
I use my outrageous Swag skill to summon up the UNBELIEVABLY SWAGTASTIC SWAGNUM, that was so CHEAPLY stolen from me last time.
[editline]10th February 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Smas;34641573]Magmacow: I attempt to recover my Swagnum, Fire staff, and Armor. again.
Roll: 1. CRITICAL FAILURE! In an attempt to recover the Swagnum, among other things, Ian decides to pay you a visit. “Hey Magmacow, how's it been going?” You turn, and he clocks you in the face. Before you can stand up, he kicks you in the gut, causing your stomach and other internal organs to rearrange. Ouch! (-1500 HP)[/QUOTE]
YESSSSS
Scald does have four hands. Just saying.
Scald: Reattach your hands through the inherent ability of proteans to graft muscle mass by sheer force of will (and tiny wormlike modifications of the ligaments.)
Grotesque: Drink some hot cocoa to sooth your humility, and rip off raider b's limbs
Me: Tell Mormon Jesus to GTFO so he doesn't end up murderfied for no good reason (Let's face it, he's not going to do much,) and pull the Zeus minigun from the trash for Scald, before using a man-portable-man-cannon to get back to the fourth field, which has been heavily altered into a biological research and testing facility by an army of protean drones.
Unleash the gauntlets powers on Cook-Cook.
Shit page king, Gotta post Soundtracks,
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZhufDg-4FU[/media]
[QUOTE=folcrum_flyer;34641826]Scald does have four hands. Just saying.
Scald: Restitch your one hand back on with the other one on that arm, like the amazing frankensteinish abomination that you are, and slap cook-cook with the two on your other arm.
Grotesque: Drink some hot cocoa to sooth your humility, and rip off raider b's limbs
Me: Tell Mormon Jesus to GTFO so he doesn't end up murderfied for no good reason (Let's face it, he's not going to do much,) and kick the Zeus minigun to scald, before using a man-portable-man-cannon to get back to the fourth field, which has been heavily altered into a biological research and testing facility by an army of protean drones.[/QUOTE]
Trust me, that imaginary pistol was so shitty that it required four hands to use. :wink:
I adorn 15 Chinese coin necklaces to bring me good luck, fortune and all of that stuff.
"ow!" I say, grimacing in pain. I quickly call in for a medic companion to come heal me/join my side.
I use my monocle to materialize $1,000,000,000 worth of gold (a miniscule fraction of my wealth), and tele-monoco-pathically send it into the sun, so that it may melt and and hurtle down as a ball of molten death.
(Not an instantaneous attack. Charges. Loadsa edamage!)
So I have the original PHC now, huh?
I can live with that.
With my healing powers I shoot a blast at Magmacow. Despite his questionable actions, he is still our teammate.
Well since I finaly have my enderdragon I call on the imperium for a Grey knight squad.
Enderdragon: Fly around doing flips and shit. :v:
A bolt of thunder strikes forth into the depths of the dungeon from a crack in the ceiling, giving birth to Axebeard Thundernipples, a red-haired viking of the northern realms!
Let's see how this goes.
[QUOTE=Cookie53;34642055][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZhufDg-4FU[/media][/QUOTE]
YES!!! I fucking love that game! You minigun, or shotgun? If you say assault rifle, I will fucking murder you, just a warning.
I send my fist through my computer screen and I punch the random number genorator in the code in an attempt to heal myself and get my Swagnum, Fire staff and Armor back.
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