The Never Ending Dungeon V.5 - You slip on a banana peel and land face first on a landmine
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Bl1tzX: 2,000/2,000 (14 Lucky Necklaces)(Lightning Cannon)
Grinning at the thought of the havoc I could wreck, I charge up the lightning cannon.
Wow, I've got [I]really[/I] shitty luck.
Is there any way for me to come back to life? Can someone revive me or something?
[QUOTE=That Ninja;34737592]Wow, I've got [I]really[/I] shitty luck.
Is there any way for me to come back to life? Can someone revive me or something?[/QUOTE]
I'm on it.
[QUOTE=That Ninja;34737592]Wow, I've got [I]really[/I] shitty luck.
Is there any way for me to come back to life? Can someone revive me or something?[/QUOTE]
If you roll a 10 in an attempt to revive yourself, you spring back to life.
[video=youtube;sXG4AQTkyhM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXG4AQTkyhM[/video]
Lets get some HL2 music up in here
I'M BACK, BITCHES! My computer went ohshit, so I'm doing this on a friends. Expect my updates to be few and far between until I save up for a new one.
Scald: Reattach hands, taking time and effort of three turns to avoid having to do a roll.
Grotesque: Judo flip the new dragon and rip its jaw off, too.
Folc (Noncombattant): Airdrop in a new monstrosity of a minigun for Scald, made by connecting three six-barrel minguns around a central axis for the most absurd firerate. Evar. Also, send in that old friend again.
[release] From the sky came a purplish-red noxious haze, as the new ally entered the battle. He was wearing some sort of chemical smock, which resembled an overcoat with some baggy pants, in neon orange, and covered his body from head to toe, and a gas mask that didn't quite appear to fit, allowing some chemical fumes out. From beneath the wide windowed mask, one could see his sore coated face. In place of flesh and bone hands were a pair of mechanical fists with vents vents from which an acidic gas emitted by his body could spew forth. In his boot were a similar set of vents, which, combined with the constant production of the chemical, and it's lighter than air properties, allowed him the ability to fly. His name was Haze. [/release]
Haze attributes: On successful gas-based attack, enemy defence reduced to .75 of normal until it rolls a 5 or better to remove the effect, and is stunned for one turn, due to blindness, nausea, coughing fits, and innards being slowly vaporized (causing those last two side effects).
Any room in this thread for an old, flaming axe wielding, brother at arms?
[QUOTE=Sunny Dei;34764529]Any room in this thread for an old, flaming axe wielding, brother at arms?[/QUOTE]
I'd imagine so. Make an entrance post, and we'll see what the dice think.
Speaking of which, I'm going to work on an update, because everyone else seems to be out of it for now.
[B]Edit:[/B]
Posting results now!
[editline]18th February 2012[/editline]
-Ally Commands-
Smas: Attempt to revive That Ninja and Cookie53 through the power of white magic.
[B]Roll: 7. You attempt to invoke the mighty power of the gods in order to revive your friends cookie53 and That ninja. Unfortunately for you, it would seem that, even in death, that ninja cannot be found, for he is a mighty ninja. You instead, revive Cookie53. (Cookie53: Revived!)[/B]
Tony Stark: Attempt to regenerate suit power.
[B]Roll: 2. Tony opens up his arm console and types in the command to begin his suit's recharge function, when he accidentally mistypes a few lines of code (due to his big metal fingers). Instead of absorbing solar power, as is the usual routine, it instead spits out a electrical cord out of his... Well, his groin area. He grabs the cord and attempts to find a power outlet, but, due to the cord's length, he trips on it, slamming facefirst into the ground. It wouldn't have been so bad, except the cord got ripped out of the suit, damaging it for 400 Damage and disabling power recharge features for 4 Turns. (-400 damage, power recharge disabled (0/4))[/B]
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xxfalconxx: I attempt to modify the magic mirror to add a new ability: Health swapping! (as a seperate command, 8-10 succeeds)
[B]Roll: 9. You turn your mostly de-grimed mirror over, and notice something abnormal: blueprints for the mirror itself! Quickly writing them down onto a piece of paper, you get to work modifying your mirror using some spare wires strewn about. In about 30 minutes or so, you close the maintinence hatch on the mirror, and flick the lever on the side. The mirror's surface turns red, indicating that it can now swap a large portion of HP between two subjects of your choosing! (1,500 per swap).
How handy![/B]
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Magmacow358: I attempt to disarm Ian before kicking him in the balls and reporting his traitorous acts to the rest of the FP crew.
[B]Roll: 3. You glare at Ian. His swagnum seems to only increase your fury towards him, so you decide it's time to take action. You quit laughing, and run towards him, reaching out to slap his swagnum out of his hand. Unfortunately, it would seem that swagnum is extremely hot when touched by someone who doesn't own it. Your hand quickly gets set on fire from the sheer heat of the thing, sending you screaming backwards in pain. You start shrieking obscenities while putting the fire out, but it seems that swagfire isn't ordinary fire, as it's pretty resistant. By the time you get it put out, your hand is horribly burnt. Thank goodness you have that armor, or your hand might not have made it! (-700 Damage)[/B]
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Ian: I shoot Magmacow in the kneecaps.
[B]Roll: 3. Emboldened by your swagnum setting him on fire, you take aim at his kneecaps, and fire your swagnum. It seems however, that ian forgot about the heavy recoil on his swagnum once again, as it flies backwards, clobbering him in the eye. If that wasn't enough, it seems eyes aren't subject to the rules of the swagnum, as the heat from the gun burns them a bit too! (-700 damage, blurry vision)[/B]
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Combiner8761: Before I ditch my healing powers, I fire a strong blast at That Ninja, hoping to revive him.
[B]Roll: 7. You notice Smas reviving cookie53, and can't believe he wouldn't revive That Ninja. Being allied with him, you know exactly where the guy is. Unfortunately, your healing magics are waning, so you're only able to revive him at 75% Hp. Better than nothing! (That Ninja: Partially Revived!)[/B]
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[B]Dagger (aka White Spy):[/B]
Dagger opens up his briefcase (you know, the one that stores ungodly amounts of shit?) and takes out a spy manual. Looking under the [I]Special Abilities[/I] section (p.351 to be precise), our hero attempts to learn a potentially useful battle tactic. What is this ability you might ask? Well, allow me to elaborate on that...
[release][B][highlight]Espionage![/highlight][/B]
[B]Description:[/B]
A special skill that can reveal a target's secrets, and potentially grant the user an upper-hand against it.
[B]Effects:[/B]
[b](1)[/B] The user is capable of revealing a [I]single[/I] weakness of a particular target.
___ [B](a)[/B] Depending on how well the spying tactic goes, its effectiveness may vary:
[b](3)[/B] Command rolls of [B][highlight]6[/highlight][/B] are neutral.
[B](4)[/B] Upon a successful [I]Espionage![/I] sequence, the user must wait for a period of [B][highlight]6 rounds[/highlight][/B] before the ability can be executed again.[/release]
[B]Roll: 1. Dagger thumbs open his handy dandy Book-o-Spy-Techinques and thumbs it over towards the section containing a technique called Espionage. What he hadn't accounted for was his mortal enemy, Black spy, sabatoging his book, and instead placing a large bomb inside! That devil! Before he can react, the bomb detonates, blowing dagger to smithereens! As the dust settles, the camera pans over to dagger, alive, but barely. both of his arms had been blown off in the blast, and his hat had been ruined to boot! It would seem that, in his shell-shocked state, dagger isn't in much of a state to do anything right now. (Shell shocked! (0/3), No arms, -1,000 damage)[/B]
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Mr Anderson: Once again, I call on the imperium to deliver a grey knight squad.
[B]Roll: 5. You pick up a phone and decide to dial the imperium and request a grey knight squad. "Hello?" "HELLO, YES, THIS IS DOG"
Dog Gammit.[/B]
Enderdragon: Have a dragon-off with the MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON to determane wich dragon is better.
[B]roll: 7. The enderdragon flies up to the MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON and challenges it to a dragon off in order to determine who is superior. As such, they have their own olympics, with several events, including diving. Well, being an enderdragon, he drains the pool just as the MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON attempts to do a perfect swan dive while sleepwalking. It slams against the bottom of the pool, breaking several bones. (-800 damage)[/B]
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Samppa: Rig a remote-triggered explosive device around the neck of the MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON.
[B]Roll: 7. You quickly put on the best viking attitude you can and charge towards the MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON as it lies in the bottom of a drained swimming pool. you lunge towards it, and, fortunately, strap a detonation device around it! It rolls over and knocks the detonation remote out of your hands. Looks like you're going to have to get that back before you can blow it up. (MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON: Bomb collar added!)[/B]
Axebeard Thundernipples: Take a deep breath and attempt to charge your nipples again. (Adds 1 nipple charge.)
[B]Roll: 5. Axebeard takes a deep breath, and attempts to charge his mighty powernipples, straining, focusing, charging, and then... He lets a loud fart rip, totally losing his concentration. Oh well, it could have been worse![/B]
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Bl1tzX: Grinning at the thought of the havoc I could wreck, I charge up the lightning cannon.
[B]Roll: 6. You grin as your lucky necklaces dangle in the light. They just scream luck, and that power resonates through you. You feel fantastic as you flick the switch to charge your lightning cannon. However, not even luck can change the power capacitor of a machine. In order to charge it up, you're going to have to wait 2 turns. Though, it seems you did manage to find a quarter on the ground! That's pretty lucky. (Charging, 0/2, 25 cents added!)[/B]
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Scald: Reattach hands, taking time and effort of three turns to avoid having to do a roll.
[B]Roll: 0. You carefully sit down, muttering obscenities to yourself while you attempt to sew your hands back on using only your teeth, your toes, and your tears for sanitizer. (Repairing hands, 0/3)
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Grotesque: Judo flip the new dragon and rip its jaw off, too.
[B]Roll: 8. You run up to the dragon, currently knocked out and in pain due to a myriad of things. quickly tapping into your martial artistry, you
grab the beast by it's wings, and flip it over, slamming it once more into the pool. You then reach to it's jaw in order to rip it off, but it snores, blowning you back before you can get a good grip.
(-700 damage)
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Folc (Noncombattant): Airdrop in a new monstrosity of a minigun for Scald, made by connecting three six-barrel minguns around a central axis for the most absurd firerate. Evar. Also, send in that old friend again.
[B]Roll: 7. You fly high above the battlefield, observing that your friend scald could use a new minigun. Your old friend haze came along for the ride (after much pestering), and opens the hatch to join the battle. He leaps out, using his haze boots to gently descend down onto the battlefield, landing softly with a hiss. Someone nearby makes a comment about him being full of hot air. Suddenly, a loud thud echoes as a large crate containing a monsterous minigun slams into the battlefield, failing to split open upon impact. Someone's going to have to uncrate that if they want to use it. (Minigun box: Landed! Haze: arrived!)[/B]
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-Enemy commands-
Raider: Groan loudly in order to summon help!
[B]Roll: 2. You look at yourself. You're battered, bruised, and most of your bones are shattered. Your blood is slowly pouring out on the ground. Could this... Be it for you? Slain at the
hands of these nincompoops? You... You can't believe it would ever end like this...
(raider: Dead.)[/B]
Unknown force: Gaze down upon the battlefield.
[B]"Tsk tsk. It should have done a lot better."
"I blame #2. It was his idea."
"Don't pin this on me, 8, or i'll use you next."
"Poor poor 6..."
"What should we do?"
"... I'll handle this."
"1, are you sure? they're a dangerous lot, them."
"Positive. 5, 9, come with me."[/B]
[B]A dark cloud appears on the battlefield. screams echo out of it as forms seem to just... Twist, shape, and meld. Suddenly, the battlefield is populated with... Shapes they have never seem before, enemies not of this dimension. [/B]
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-Allies-
Team Anderson:
Mr.anderson: 1,500/2,000
Enderdragon: 4,000/4,000 (Immune to Fire)
Team Bl1tz:
Bl1tzX: 2,000/2,000 (15 Lucky Necklaces)(Lightning Cannon (Charging, 0/2)) (25 cents)
Team Combiner:
Combiner8761: 2,000/2,000 (Power Harvester Cannon(Healing))
Team Cookie:
Cookie53: 2,000/2,000
Team Drasar:
Drasarsalman: 1,500/2,000
Team Egbert:
John Egbert: 2,000/2,000
Jade Harley: 2,000/2,000
Rose Lalonde: 2,000/2,000
Team Falcon
xxFalconxx: 800/2,000 (Magic mirror: Clogged: Last turn! (Health swap ability) )
Team Firearms:
Firearms136 (aka dagger): 1,000/2,000 (Shell shocked! (0/3))(No arms)
Dawson: Arriving 1/3
Team Folcrum
Folcrum_flyer: 2,000/2,000 (Zeus Minigun)
The Grotesque: 3,200/4,000
Scald: 2,000/4,000 (HANDLESS) (Repairing hands (0/3))
Haze: (Flying) (noxious gas vents) (reduces enemy defence to 80% on successful gas-based attack until enemy rolls 5 or above)
Team Hidole:
Hidole555: 2,100/2,200
Team Ian:
Ian: 1,200/2,000 (Swagtastic Perk) (Quasar Crown) (Swagnum) (blurry vision (0/2)
Team Magma:
Magmacow358: 2,500/2,500 (Custom Armor: 800/1,500 (Absorbs physical and energy based damage up to 500 damage. Any more than that will be reduced by 50%))(Arm Blaster)(Fire-staff)(Swagnum)
Team Mr.Destroy
Mr.Destroyer: 2,000/2,000 (SPESS MARINE Suit: 1,900/2,000)
Samiam22: 2,000/2,000
Smas: 1,500/2,500
Tony Stark: 600/2,000 (Powersuit: 0,000/1,000) (recharge disabled (0/4))
That Team:
That Ninja: 1,500/2,000
Team Samppa:
Samppa: 2,000/2,000
Axebeard Thundernipples: 3,000/3,000 (Super Viking Powers)
-Enemies-
MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON: 16,900/20,000 (Passed out 0/4 turns) (Bomb collar)
Raider B: Dead!
Eldrich Lion: 2,000/2,000 (can roar to scare enemies) (venomous fangs)
Eldrich abomination: 2,500/2,500 (far reaching tentacles)
Eldrich zombie mob 1: (1,000/1,000) (4/4 zombies)
Eldrich zombie mob 2: (1,000/1,000) (4/4 zombies)
Eldrich zombie mob 3: (1,000/1,000) (4/4 zombies)
Eldrich zombie mob 4: (1,000/1,000) (4/4 zombies)
1: Phasing into reality: (0/??)
5: Phasing into reality: (0/??)
9: Phasing into reality: (0/??)
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How'd I do?
I think the results were quite interesting.
Bl1tzX: 2,000/2,000 (13 Lucky Necklaces)(Lightning Cannon (Charging, 0/2)) (25 cents)
Through a series of events that will not be described, I use the 25 cents to gain a fortune while my lightning cannon charges.
[B]Dagger (aka White Spy):[/B]
Homer Simpson makes a sudden appearance from the time rift and is spat out onto the field, ready to assist the armless White Spy.
[release][IMG]http://i734.photobucket.com/albums/ww343/Firearms_136/The%20Never-Ending%20Dungeon%20Icons/HomerNuts.jpg[/IMG] [SUB]"Hehe, that was fun! Let's do that again!"[/SUB]
[highlight][B]Homer Simpson[/B][/highlight]
[B]Statistics:[/B]
[QUOTE][B]Base HP:[/B] 2,000 HP
[B]Base ATK:[/B] 100%
[B]Base DEF:[/B] 100%[/QUOTE]
[B]Special Ability:[/B]
[QUOTE][B]Gluttony[/B]
All healing items in the form of edible foods and beverages replenish [B]50%[/B] more health.[/QUOTE][/release]
After a long break from the dungeon, an aged Billy Maize joins the fight.
The fossil ghosts of my ancestors spring around me in an attempt to revive my poor, bullet ridden corpse.
(Anyone else can still try to revive me)
Samppa: Dash for the bomb collar remote, attempting to grab it before the dragon rolls it's fat ass on it.
Axebeard Thundernipples: Give up on the nipple charges and attempt to revive That Ninja instead by butchering a stray goat in a blood sacrifice to the gods!
I finally ditch my healing powers and try to absorb the powers of the Eldritch Lion.
Also, hey, That Ninja, I already revived you!
[editline]19th February 2012[/editline]
Actually, I have a better idea...
I forget about absorbing the lion's power and instead try to [i]absorb whatever power 1, 5 and 9 are using to phase themselves into reality![/i] If it works, they are fucked and I have the power to summon things.
Grotesque: Rotten flesh, walking corpses and a buffet line, oh my! Attempt to chain eat the eldritch zombies. On succesful attack, roll again. On failure, stop.
Scald: They see me healin. They be hatin.
Folc (Noncombattant): Use a complex algorithm to predict the phase in locations of 1, 5 and 9. Drop rocks on those locations, and see how they deal with teleporting into an occupied location.
Haze: Grab Eldritch Lion by lower jaw. Shove powerfist/gas valve in lion's mouth. Open gas valve in lion's mouth. Melt innards.
I attempt once again to call in a medic to heal me.
I call up the imperium again telling dog to get off the phone, and ask an officer for a grey knight squad :v:
Enerdragon: Take the trophy as the ultimate badass dragon for beating the MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON.
Wow, I missed that entire turn. I don't even know how.
Well, thanks for reviving me.
Now that I'm revived, I regain faith in my fancy powers, and decide to augment old fashioned dino skills with my modern fancy skills.
I attack the eldritch abomination by biting it with my [I]expensive 1 turn gold plated dino teeth!!![/I]
Hopefully my luck turns out better
You did pretty well Falcon, good job. Here, have a gold star for you effort.
Commands:
Smas: Retrieve your [B]ARMS[/B] from your safe.
Tony Stark: Use your Unibeam to blast a hole or two into one or two of the zombie mobs.
I'll try to turn myself into a [B]passive bunny[/B] (can't attack enemies, can't be attacked by enemies, +/-x to any roll the first round(depending on roll/GM)).
I laugh at Ian again before calling up my old pal, the Energy Being.
Alright, I will be updating tomorrow afternoon, now that I have most of my heavy projects/studying done.
If someone else wishes to update today, that would be fine. I'll still do an update tomorrow, regardless if there is one today.
Take aim at Magmacow a second time.
Welcome to my first update in, like, 2 weeks! Let’s get rolling.
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BlitzX: Through a series of events that will not be described, I use the 25 cents to gain a fortune while my lightning cannon charges.
Roll: 5 (Neutral). [B]Through a series of events that CAN be described, you manage to not spend your 25 cents, and instead put it back into your coin purse (who even owns coin purses anymore? You do.).[/B]
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Firearms: Dagger (aka White Spy):
Homer Simpson makes a sudden appearance from the time rift and is spat out onto the field, ready to assist the armless White Spy.
Roll: 10. CRITICAL SUCCESS! [B]Seeing as you are alone on the field, you wish aloud that you would like to see one of your old companions. The dice gods hear your plea, and come to your aid.
The clouds darken, and lightning strikes. In the midst of this sudden chaos, a hero emerges! Oh wait, it’s just Homer. I guess that works out too! (Homer added!)[/B]
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Billy Maize:
After a long break from the dungeon, an aged Billy Maize joins the fight.
Roll: 4. Failure? [B]In the distance, Smas sees the shape of an old friend. Could it be? Is this the second coming of Billy Mays!? Nope, it’s just his brother, Billy Maize (I know that the last names are different, cut me some slack!). Well, he’s cool too.
Too bad Billy heard you. Looks like you already made him upset. (-100 emotional damage: Billy Maize)[/B]
[sp]Welcome back![/sp]
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Team Samppa:
Samppa: Dash for the bomb collar remote, attempting to grab it before the dragon rolls it's fat ass on it.
Roll: 5. Neutral. [B]You decide to [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEfZl5vw6EI"]strut[/URL] your way over to the passed out dragon, seeing as it is asleep. With all this free time on your hands, you attempt to find the remote for the neck bomb. However, despite your best efforts, it is nowhere to be found.[/B]
Axebeard Thundernipples: Give up on the nipple charges and attempt to revive That Ninja instead by butchering a stray goat in a blood sacrifice to the gods!
Roll: 6. Success![B] Seeing as how That Ninja is already revived, you decide to eat the stray goat instead, giving yourself a minor health boost! (+200 HP)[/B]
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Combiner:
I forget about absorbing the lion's power and instead try to absorb whatever power 1, 5 and 9 are using to phase themselves into reality! If it works, they are fucked and I have the power to summon things.
Roll: 2. Major Failure! [B]Hatching a better idea then you had previously; you take aim at the half summoned Things named after different integers. You attempt to suck in their powers, but nothing seems to work! In an attempt to override the system, you take out the failsafe and keep going. In what can only be described as a hot mess, you cause the Absorber to explode, destroying your chance at obtaining super awesome summoning powers as well as burning your face. (-1000 HP/Power Harvester Cannon destroyed!)[/B]
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Team Folc:
Grotesque: Rotten flesh, walking corpses and a buffet line, oh my! Attempt to chain eat the eldritch zombies. On successful attack, roll again. On failure, stop.
Roll: 10! CRITICAL THREAT! [B]In a move [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eakrA5puToo&feature=related"]once popular in the 1980s[/URL], you begin a chain attack! You manage to scarf down the first of what could be many tasty zombies. You make your way to the next one when…[/B]
Roll: 10! CRITICAL THREAT! [B]You suddenly take down another one whole! There seems to be no stopping you as you continue this quest of undead munchies![/B]
Roll: 5. Neutral. [B]However, a stomach ache is one way to put an end to a Pac-Man smack down. You get 400 make-believe points to go towards your life’s high score. (TWO ZOMBIES, EATEN!)[/B]
Scald: They see me healin. They be hatin.
Roll: 5. Neutral. [B]Indeed, they be hatin alright. However, you spend too much time thinking about your haters in order to do anything useful this turn. “That shit is wack!”[/B]
Folc (Noncombattant): Use a complex algorithm to predict the phase in locations of 1, 5 and 9. Drop rocks on those locations, and see how they deal with teleporting into an occupied location.
Roll: 10! CRITICAL THREAT! [B]Seeing as it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to see that 1, 5, and 9 are phasing in from the purple summoning spheres, you order Grotesque to move three boulders into position.
About 5 minutes later, the boulders are in position. Let’s see how they like being encased in solid rock! (ROCK TRAP set!(Deals 500 damage per round!))[/B]
Haze: Grab Eldritch Lion by lower jaw. Shove powerfist/gas valve in lion's mouth. Open gas valve in lion's mouth. Melt innards.
Roll: 3. Failure. [B]You rush up to try and man-handle the Eldritch Lion by his lower jaw. It accepts, only to chomp back down on your hand. Ouch! (-500 HP)[/B]
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Falcon: I attempt once again to call in a medic to heal me.
Roll: 3. Failure. [B]You shout out for a medic, but this only draws the attention of the eldritch zombies! The remaining two zombies crawl in for the lunch of a life time, only to be cut short with a few quick jabs executed in quick succession. However, in this short engagement you have managed to slice your arm up pretty good. Fuck. (-500 HP)[/B]
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Team Anderson:
Mr. Anderson: I call up the imperium again telling dog to get off the phone, and ask an officer for a grey knight squad.
Roll: 6. Success. [B]You manage to coax the talking dog to get off the phone by offering it some form of tasty morsel. After dealing with the dog, you are able to talk to a ranking officer. You make your case, stating "Yo man, we need some Grey Knights down here, on the heezy." Because our ranking officer is slightly discriminatory towards those who butcher the English language, he only sends you one Grey Knight. And it's going to take a turn for him to get there. Damned bureaucrats. (Grey Knight added!(Arriving next turn!))
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Enerdragon: Take the trophy as the ultimate badass dragon for beating the MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON.
Roll: 5. Neutral. [B]The Enderdragon would contemplate earning the Ultimate Badass trophy by beating down the MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON, but it wouldn't be really badass to kill someone in their sleep, now will it?[/B]
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That Ninja: I attack the eldritch abomination by biting it with my expensive 1 turn gold plated dino teeth!!!
Roll: 9. Major Success! [B]After your recent shortcomings, you have decided that enough is enough. You spray your teeth with expensive 1 TURN GOLD SPRAY, giving you the advantage of being EXTREMELY RICH. You rush in for your attack, and chomp down on the Abomination’s many tentacles. It lets out an other-worldly screech, nothing of which has ever been heard before. Delicious! (-1500: Eldritch Abomination/Tentacles bitten off!)[/B]
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Team Smas:
Smas: Retrieve your ARMS from your safe.
Roll: 2. Major Failure! [B]Your arms are connected to your torso, you numbnuts! However, if you are talking about your weapons, you lost all of those, remember!? “In either case, you are too stupid to even consider giving commands” replies Smas. The Dice Gods are pissed at Smas’ cockiness, and strike him down with intense fury. (-1500: Smas)[/B]
Tony Stark: Use your Unibeam to blast a hole or two into one or two of the zombie mobs.
Roll: 9. Major Success! [B]Using some of the reserve energy on from your Iron Suit, you fire off a singular Unibeam, in the hopes that you connect with one of the zombies.
You manage to luck out, disintegrating one of the zombies instantly. (One of the zombies: Dead!)[/B]
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DrasarSalmon: I'll try to turn myself into a passive bunny (can't attack enemies, can't be attacked by enemies, +/-x to any roll the first round(depending on roll/GM)).
Roll: 3. Failure. [B]You attempt to transform yourself into a bunny using the power of arcane magic. However, the spell backfires, burning your hand and exposing your underlying flesh for a few seconds, causing extreme pain. (-500)[/B]
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Magmacow: I laugh at Ian again before calling up my old pal, the Energy Being.
Roll: 1. CRITICAL MISS! [B]You begin to laugh at Ian’s pathetic attempt to retrieve his old Swagnum. You turn to pick up your cell phone when a shot rings out. You suddenly can’t feel your anything. You look down, and see that you have just gained a new hole straight through your abdomen. Before you black out, you hear Ian let out a horrific laugh. (Dead!)[/B]
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Ian: Take aim at Magmacow a second time.
Roll: 7. [B]Success. Read the above post.[/B]
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[B]-Allies-[/B]
Team Anderson:
Mr.anderson: 1,500/2,000
Enderdragon: 4,000/4,000 (Immune to Fire)
Grey Knight: 2,000/2,000 (Arriving next turn!)
Team Billy:
Billy Maize: 1,900/2,000
Team Bl1tz:
Bl1tzX: 2,000/2,000 (15 Lucky Necklaces)(Lightning Cannon (Charging, 0/2)) (25 cents)
Team Combiner:
Combiner8761: 1,000/2,000
Team Cookie:
Cookie53: 2,000/2,000
Team Drasar:
Drasarsalman: 1,000/2,000
Team Egbert:
John Egbert: 2,000/2,000
Jade Harley: 2,000/2,000
Rose Lalonde: 2,000/2,000
Team Falcon
xxFalconxx: 300/2,000 (Magic Mirror (Health swap ability) )
Team Firearms:
Firearms136 (aka dagger): 1,000/2,000 (Shell shocked! (1/3))(No arms)
Dawson: Arriving 2/3
Homer: 2,000/2,000 (Gluttony: All healing items in the form of edible foods and beverages replenish 50% more health.)
Team Folcrum
Folcrum_flyer: 2,000/2,000 (Zeus Minigun)
The Grotesque: 3,200/4,000
Scald: 2,000/4,000 (HANDLESS) (Repairing hands (1/3))
Haze: 1,500/2,000(Flying) (noxious gas vents) (reduces enemy defence to 80% on successful gas-based attack until enemy rolls 5 or above)
Team Hidole:
Hidole555: 2,100/2,200
Team Ian:
Ian: 1,200/2,000 (Swagtastic Perk) (Quasar Crown) (Swagnum) (blurry vision (1/2)[B](T-t-t-t-Team Killer!)[/B]
Team Magma:
Magmacow358: DEAD!
Team Mr.Destroy
Mr.Destroyer: 2,000/2,000 (SPESS MARINE Suit: 1,900/2,000)
Samiam22: 2,000/2,000
Team Smas:
Smas: Dead!
That Team:
That Ninja: 1,500/2,000
Team Samppa:
Samppa: 2,000/2,000 (Missing Detonator)
Axebeard Thundernipples: 3,200/3,000 (Super Viking Powers)
[B]-Enemies-[/B]
MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON: 16,900/20,000 (Passed out 1/4 turns) (Bomb collar)
Eldrich Lion: 2,000/2,000 (can roar to scare enemies) (venomous fangs)
Eldrich abomination: 1,000/2,500
Eldrich zombie mob 1: (1,000/1,000) (1/4 zombies)
1: Phasing into reality: (1/??)(Rock trap(-500 HP/turn))
5: Phasing into reality: (1/??)(Rock trap(-500 HP/turn))
9: Phasing into reality: (1/??)(Rock trap(-500 HP/turn))
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[B]-Neutral-[/B]
Tony Stark: 600/2,000 (Powersuit: 0,000/1,000) (recharge disabled (1/4))
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I know I'm nearly dead, and honestly, I should be doing this for myself, but...
xxfalconxx: Use the magic mirror's health swap to swap ELDRICH LION and MAGMACOW's Hp!
You forgot my commands dude. :v:
Bl1tzX: 2,000/2,000 (12 Lucky Necklaces)(Lightning Cannon (Charging, 0/2)) (25 cents)
I focus on reviving Smas through magical means.
Oh shit, woops. I'll get around to fixing your command when I get back Mr. Anderson.
I'll just sit still and hope my luck returns.
I whack the MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON in the nuts with my cane.
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