The Never Ending Dungeon V.5 - You slip on a banana peel and land face first on a landmine
677 replies, posted
Should't Ian be an enemy now, because you know, he just killed a teammate?
I attempt to spring back to life in hopes of rolling a crit, my only way of coming back.
(Revival, please?)
Yeah, I was debating with myself the other day on whether I would put Ian on the Neutral or Enemy team (or keeping him on the allies). However, after much thought I realized that he only wanted to fight you, in which case I decided that he should probably stay on the allies. If anything, I'll probably give him an "honorary" title of being a [B]Team Killer[/B] or [B]Arch-Nemesis[/B]. If Ian wants to be on the enemy (or neutral team), I'll let him pick to do so.
Also Mr. Anderson, I shall now begin work on re-implementing your command, since I skipped it on accident.
[editline]22nd February 2012[/editline]
Done adding in your commands Anderson. You have [B]One (1) Grey Knight[/B] arriving [B]next turn.[/B]
I really hope I get a favorable roll this time around.
[IMG]http://i734.photobucket.com/albums/ww343/Firearms_136/The%20Never-Ending%20Dungeon%20Icons/HomerTNED1.jpg[/IMG] [sub]"It probably a crazy idea, but it just might work... Come hell or high water, Dagger, I'm going to get you back together in one piece! We'll teach that black-coated goon a thing or two once I'm done helping you out."[/sub]
[B]Homer:[/B]
Homer assists Dagger by attempting to collect his dismembered appendages. Hopefully there'll be a way to re-attatch them back onto the spy's body...
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[QUOTE]*Meanwhile off in the distance (some 24 yards away), the Black Spy has infiltrated a run-down tower and is utilizing it as a lookout point. Clutching a wooden club in one hand and a briefcase in the other, the fiend bides his time wisely prior to striking back once more...*[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i734.photobucket.com/albums/ww343/Firearms_136/The%20Never-Ending%20Dungeon%20Icons/Joke1.jpg[/IMG]
[B]Joke:[/B]
*Muttering under his breath*
"I'll be keeping a special eye on you ya pudgy, yellow bafoon. Pull off some stunts just like the White Spy attempted and I'll make sure you wind up in worse shape than he is! In fact, mark my words: With my arsenal of weapons, booby traps, and cunning, you and your friends' days are numbered! Guaranteed!"
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[H2]Enemy bio inbound!![/H2]
[release][IMG]http://i734.photobucket.com/albums/ww343/Firearms_136/The%20Never-Ending%20Dungeon%20Icons/Joke1.jpg[/IMG]
[B][highlight]Joke (aka Black Spy)[/highlight][/B]
[B]Biography:[/B]
[QUOTE][B](1)[/B] A disgruntled Black Embassy spy who is out for blood... The White Spy's blood, to be more precise. When it comes to infiltration, trickery, and suppressing targets, Joker does a pretty damn good job.
[B](2)[/B] Favorite past times:
___ [B](a)[/B] Rigging briefcases to violently explode in people's faces.
___ [B](b)[/B] Pursuing the dream of killing his nemesis - moring, day, and bloody night.
___ [B](c)[/B] Pleasing his superiors by whatever means. In other words, being an ass-kissing drone.
___ [B](d)[/B] Writing poetic garbage - all of which end with him strangling the White Spy with his cold, bare hands.
[B](3)[/B] Pet peeves:
___ [B](a)[/B] Generic, wannabe spies (as observed with caution on DeviantArt). His greatest worry is that such masses of the unwashed (especially the undignified anime variety) may indirectly pose a risk to his reputation and degrade the seriousness of the profession of espionage.
___ [B](b)[/B] Using too much bleach when doing the laundry.[/QUOTE]
[B]Statistics:[/B]
[QUOTE][i]Base Hit Points:[/i] [B]35,000 HP[/B]
[i]Base Attack:[/i] [B]100% ATK[/B]
[i]Base Defense:[/i] [B]100% DEF[/B][/QUOTE]
[b]Special Abilities:[/b]
[quote][B]Deus ex Dolus[/B]
All booby traps armed by the user inflict [B]140%[/B] damage. In addition, any incoming damage caused by the [I]user's own traps[/I] is reduced to [B]50%[/B].
[B]Big Brother[/B]
For every three (3) turns that pass, the Black Embassy will deliver a support crate to the Black Spy. With rushed deliveries come uncertain supplies - Joker may recieve the following based on a special delivery roll:
[release][I]Special delivery rolls of [B]1[/B], [B]2[/B][/I] .................. [B]Land Mines (x2)[/B]
[QUOTE][B](1)[/B] Must be deployed manually.
[B](2)[/B] The outcome of the primary command determines which group of players will be succeptable to the mine.
___ [B](a)[/B] Effect rolls of [B]1[/B], [B]2[/B], [B]3[/B], or [B]4[/B] will only render the user and his/her/its team at risk.
___ [B](b)[/B] Effect roll of [B]5[/B] will leave everyone at risk.
___ [B](c)[/B] Effect rolls of [B]6[/B], [B]7[/B], [B]8[/B], [B]9[/B], or [B]10[/B] will only render the target and his/her/its associates at risk
[B](3)[/B] The first target to aquire a neutral roll risks setting off the trap.
___ [B](a)[/B] Effect rolls of [B]1[/B], [B]2[/B], [B]3[/B], [B]4[/B], or [B]5[/B] will cause the mechanism to explode.
___ [B](b)[/B] Effect rolls of [B]6[/B], [B]7[/B], [B]8[/B], or [B]9[/B] will not cause the booby trap to detonate... for now.
___ [B](c)[/B] Effect roll of [B]10[/B] indicates the landmine as being a harmless dud.
[B](4)[/B] Inlicts [B][highlight]-450 HP[/highlight][/B] in explosive damage.[/QUOTE]
[I]Special delivery rolls of [B]3[/B], [B]4[/B][/I] .................. [B]War Rations (x1)[/B]
[QUOTE][B](1)[/B] Restores [B]1,500 HP[/B] when used.[/QUOTE]
[I]Special delivery rolls of [B]5[/B], [B]6[/B][/I] .................. [B]Vigorific Cola (x1)[/B]
[QUOTE][B](1)[/B] The user's ATK strength for all melee-related commands is elevated to [B]125%[/B].
___ [B](a)[/B] Lasts only two rounds.[/QUOTE]
[I]Special delivery roll of [B]7[/B][/I] .................. [B]Decoy (x1)[/B]
[QUOTE][B](1)[/B] Safeguards the user against a single critical hit (or from a attack involving a dice roll of 10).
___ [B](a)[/B] Decoy is destroyed after attack.[/QUOTE]
[I]Special delivery roll of [B]8[/B][/I] .................. [B]MechSpy 2000 (x1)[/B]
[QUOTE][B](1)[/B] Possesses the following statistics:
___ [B](a)[/B] [I]Base Hit Points:[/I] [B]5,000 HP[/B]
___ [B](b)[/B] [I]Base Attack:[/I] [B]100% ATK[/B]
___ [B](c)[/B] [I]Base Defense:[/I] [B]115% DEF[/B]
[B](2)[/B] Possesses the following special ability:
___ [B](a)[/B] [B]Lock-On[/B]
______ [B](i)[/B] After locking onto a target for one round, the next attack will be guaranteed to hit.
_________ [B](1)[/B] Lasts for one turn.
_________ [B](2)[/B] Only rolls of [B]6[/B], [B]7[/B], [B]8[/B], [B]9[/B], and [B]10[/B] can be gained.
_________ [B](3)[/B] Only a single target can be designated at a time.
_________ [B](4)[/B] Only [B][highlight]40%[/highlight][/B] of all potential damage is factored in.[/QUOTE]
[I]Special delivery roll of [B]9[/B][/I] .................. [B]Sentry Turret (x1)[/B]
[QUOTE][B](1)[/B] Possesses the following statistics:
___ [B](a)[/B] [I]Base Hit Points:[/I] [B]3,250 HP[/B]
___ [B](b)[/B] [I]Base Attack:[/I] [B]70% ATK[/B]
___ [B](c)[/B] [I]Base Defense:[/I] [B]100% DEF[/B]
[B](2)[/B] Possesses the following special ability:
___ [B](a)[/B] [B]Sharpshooter[/B]
______ [B](i)[/B] Two targets can be attacked each turn.
_________ [B](1)[/B] The second command cannot engage a target that has already been hit the first time.[/QUOTE]
[I]Special delivery roll of [B]10[/B][/I] .................. [B]"Ruination" Bazooka (x1)[/B]
[QUOTE][B](1)[/B] Each explosive projectile inflicts [B]225%[/B] damage to a target.
[B](2)[/B] [highlight]Weapon's ATK power cannot be further boosted.[/highlight]
[B](3)[/B] [highlight]Comes equipped with only two ([B]2[/B]) rockets.[/highlight]
[B](4)[/B] [highlight]Reloading the weapon takes two ([B]2[/B]) turns after each use.[/highlight]
[B](5)[/B] Only inflicts [B][highlight]-450 HP[/highlight][/B] on command rolls of [B]7[/B] or [B]8[/B].[/QUOTE][/release][/quote][/release]
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[B]Question to Xxfalconxx:[/B]
When Dagger had his arms blown off, would the imagery pertaining to the action be more similar to that of [URL="http://www.galerielaqua.de/galerielaqua/IMAGES/Original/original%20art/usa/comic%20book/prohiasMAD188.jpg"]Prohias's style of drawing[/URL] where, when a spy explodes, little "triangle" bits of clothing (and the occasional dentures) are comically scattered about (in a nutshell, no gore to be seen), or to Kuper's (where it's much more "realistic" - blood and guts are seen flying about)? Personally I really don't go for the artwork of the newer Spy vs. Spy; the original works have always seemed better off and more light-hearted to begin with.
[QUOTE=Smas;34811923][B](-1000 HP/Power Harvester Cannon destroyed!)[/B][/QUOTE]
nnnnoooOOOOO
Oh well.
Depressing as this turn of events is, I am faced with a bigger dilemma than previously, namely Ian's treachery.
I glare at the so-called king of swag, and call him out on his more-than-questionable actions. Then I use my unholy powers to curse, twist and damn Ian, to make him face a fate even worse than death.
I revoke his title as the KING OF SWAG.
Samppa: With the bomb collar remote lost, I pull out my universal remote and try to find the frequency of the collar.
Axebeard Thundernipples: Charge in and attempt to wrestle the Eldrich Lion down bare-handed!
Thanks man :v:
I go find a tibetan monk to teach me the ways of Eass Mffect.
Enderdragon: Bite the MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON, like a MOTHERFUCKING BAWS.
Updates ahoy?
Where was that "TNED, Y U KEEP DYING" picture?
Sorry guys, last week I was working on not failing my Mid-terms (which I think I have succeeded in), and this week I am on break.
Oh, how I enjoy my breaks. I might end up doing an update pretty soon, probably within the next few days, probably some point tomorrow. In the meantime, I'm sure one of the GMs or Respected Users can post an update if that is what they wish.
See ya soon!
[QUOTE=Smas;34910072]Sorry guys, last week I was working on not failing my Mid-terms (which I think I have succeeded in), and this week I am on break.
Oh, how I enjoy my breaks. I might end up doing an update pretty soon, probably within the next few days, probably some point tomorrow. In the meantime, I'm sure one of the GMs or Respected Users can post an update if that is what they wish.
See ya soon![/QUOTE]
You're not alone; I've been occupied with my anatomy course reading for a while, too.
I get in my flp-e tank and shoot at the MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON.
I cant post an update tonight, as i have a fuckton of studying for a social studies test on ancient man and shit (How is this even remotely useful information?) and on top of that I gotta clean my room as my friend is coming over tomorrow. I will be able to get an update out after school tomorrow, though. So yeah.
EDIT: Due to complications, it would seem as if i can't post an update until late Saturday/Sunday. Sorry.
I have gotten revenge, so I see no need to continue my onslaught.
I use this turn to attempt to revive Magmacow with the power of my swag.
[editline]3rd March 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Combiner8761;34830182]nnnnoooOOOOO
Oh well.
Depressing as this turn of events is, I am faced with a bigger dilemma than previously, namely Ian's treachery.
I glare at the so-called king of swag, and call him out on his more-than-questionable actions. Then I use my unholy powers to curse, twist and damn Ian, to make him face a fate even worse than death.
I revoke his title as the KING OF SWAG.[/QUOTE]
You better hope you get a positive roll, because if you don't I will COME FOR YOU.
I run outside with Halo 3's case, chanting terms from Halo CE - Halo 3. I hope to become a Spartan when done.
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xxfalconxx: Use the magic mirror's health swap to swap ELDRICH LION and MAGMACOW's Hp!
[B]Roll: 18. Your mirror hisses to life with a sinister power (created by your own making, mind you). It violently shakes as tendrils of pure black fly out of it, stabbing into
the late MAGMACOW and the ELDRICH LION. The following moments are terribly grotesque as the mirror actually [i]removes flesh, bones, and blood[/i] from both parties, causing
1,500 points of damage to the ELDRICH LION and healing MAGMACOW for 1,500! (Magmacow revived! 1,500 dmg ELDRICH LION)[/B]
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Bl1tzX: I focus on reviving Smas through magical means.
[B]Roll: 15. You quickly attempt to decypher a way to revive your pal smas through means of magic. Unfortunately, the only magic you seem to have on you is your lucky necklaces!
You rip 2 off, and grind them up into powder to put into a pill before gently sliding it down his throat. Thank god he was only mostly dead, or that never would have worked!
(smas: Revived! -2 lucky necklaces!)[/B]
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DrasarSalman: I'll just sit still and hope my luck returns.
[B]Roll: 16. You quickly whip out your MAGIC CONCH SHELL, and ask it for guidance on how to get your luck to return.
Zzzzzip! .... "Nothing." Very well then. You sit down in the middle of the battlefield... And do nothing.
And it works. From the sky, what seems to be a box falls down right next to you! You crack it open, wading through tons of packed peanuts to find... A four leaf clover!
How lucky! (4 leaf clover added! (+1 to rolls!) )[/B]
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Billy Maize: I whack the MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON in the nuts with my cane.
[B]Roll: 1. You run towards the MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON and manage to whack it for 500 damage, but it seems you've whacked something very precious to it...
It's balls. It quickly wakes up in a roar, spraying you with fire for 900 damage! Getting up, you can see this has made the dragon extremely mad. You wouldn't be
surprised if it's gone berserk! (500 damage MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON, 900 damage Billy Maize, MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON: Awake! Berserk (1.5X damage)!)[/B]
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Homer:
[B]Homer assists Dagger by attempting to collect his dismembered appendages. Hopefully there'll be a way to re-attatch them back onto the spy's body...
Roll: 11. Homer, being a fatass, slowly lumbers about the battlefield collecting the scattered appendages of dagger. His very footsteps cause small earthquakes, but he manages
to collect the limbs he was searching for. Upon returning to dagger, he realizes... He's collected the appendages of none other then BLACKULA, the black vampire!
How do you even screw up this bad homer? HOW?!
(Limbs of blackula: Added!)[/B]
Joke: Time to take care of him once and for all. Enter the battlefield.
[B]Roll: 1. You open up your briefcase and, laughing in the face of physics and matter, pull out an oversized slingshot. This will surely get you onto that battlefield to where you can finally
take care of that annoying damn white spy after all. You clutch your club and briefcase, pull back on the sling, and... Quickly realize that your slingshot's been sabatoged.
It fires you at mach speed high into the air, over the battlefield! Damn that white spy! Irony's a bitch! You attempt to save yourself with an umbrella, but damnit that's been sabatoged too!
You look at it, and sigh. Anvils. Why does he always use anvils. You fall, catching on fire from the sheer speed, before slamming into the ground with your hat, lawn-dart style.
Then the anvil comes and hammers you in, you idiotic black nail you.
(2000 damage JOKE, Stuck in ground! (0/3) )[/B]
(response to firearms)
Cartoon style, just with a bit more blood. I always preferred the old spy vs spy. I have one of their books, in fact.
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Magmacow358: twiddle your fingers.
[B]Roll: 0. Yep. You twiddle those fingers. You twiddle em good. Couldn't twiddle em before, cause you were dead. But now you can, cause you're alive.
Twiddle Twiddle twiddle.[/B]
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Combiner8761: I use my unholy powers to curse, twist and damn Ian, to make him face a fate even worse than death. I revoke his title as the KING OF SWAG.
[B]Roll: 15. You cry out to your dark gods for power, and they feed it to you, removing sections of your soul as payment. Your body writhes, twists, groans, as you become
pitch black in appearance, with glowing red eyes to symbolize your corruption. With the power coursing through you, you point at ian, and with a noise that sounds like
10,000 souls screamining in agony, you say: "EGO HIC INDUCO QUOD AUFERO VESTRI STATUA UT REX RGIS OF AURUM, IN MEUS ATRUM QUOD MALUM NEGOTIUM, EGO PROVENTUS IS VOBIS!"
The sky screams, as though it had just been stabbed. It begins to rain blood upon the battlefield. Lightning strikes around, as ian begins to twist. He begins to writhe.
His soul, the core, the fiber of his being, is in agony of the worst kind. He roars a cry of pain, and his swagtastic powers mix with your own, causing a blinding white
light to engulf you both.
You wake up, having never fallen asleep. You look at your hands. These are not your hands. You look at yourself. This isn't right. No no no. Not right at all...
(IAN, COMBINER: Body Swapped! (0/6) )[/B]
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Samppa: With the bomb collar remote lost, I pull out my universal remote and try to find the frequency of the collar.
[B]Roll: 10. You remember that, in your purchasing of the bomb collar, you got a universal remote as well! Of course. You plan ahead, don't you! You're a smart man-
Oh. It's out of batteries. Confound it.
(universal remote (no batteries): Added!)[/B]
Axebeard Thundernipples: Charge in and attempt to wrestle the Eldrich Lion down bare-handed!
[B]Roll: 9. You prepare to charge towards the eldrich lion, and wrestle it in what would be a fantastic fight, but then you happen to notice a can of...
Oh my. It's a jar of mayonaisse. You must have it. THE DELICIOUS MAYO. YESSSSSSSSSS
(Axebeard: Ate some mayo: +200 Hp!)[/B]
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Mr. Anderson: I go find a tibetan monk to teach me the ways of Eass Mffect.
[B]Roll: 10. You journey away from the battlefield, and manage to find a monestary, but you absolutely blow your chance at learning a new and powerful martial art when you
call it 'mass effect' rather then it's proper term, eass mffect. Smooth going there. Maybe you could try again later when they're done laughing at you.[/B]
Enderdragon: Bite the MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON, like a MOTHERFUCKING BAWS.
[B]Roll: 1. The enderdragon roars a cry of delight, a cry of bloodlust, as it flys down to land what could be a deadly blow upon a sleeping MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON! however,
being a dragon, it could never have predicted the dragon waking up due to certain trauma, and looking at him with a gaze that could crack stone. The MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON
roars, and the enderdragon's wings become shredded simply by the pure sound of it's voice! how does it have this much power?! Who could have done such a thing?!
Yes... Who.
(1,000 damage enderdragon, wings ripped apart!)[/B]
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zakedodead: I get in my flp-e tank and shoot at the MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON.
[B]Roll: 14. You hop into your flp-e brand tank, and rev up the controls. being familiar to you, you waste no time loading up a shell, when you notice it letting out a powerful roar!
Not losing this chance, you fire your cannon. BANG! The shell goes flying through the air, landing right into the MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON's mouth, blowing up!
When the smoke clears, you notice you haven't blown it apart, but you did do quite a lot of damage.
(2,000 damage MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON)[/B]
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Ian: Realize magmacow is already revived.
[B]Roll: 0. You are FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW. OH GOD YOU ARE SO FREAKING OUT WHAT HAPPENED WHY DO YOU FEEL STRANGE AND SUDDENLY UNSWAGTASTIC OH GOD WHAT IS THIS SHIT ALL ON YOU FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT DID HE DO MOTHER OF GOD YOU ARE SO GOING TO RIP HIM APART WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT WHAT THE SHIT JUST HAPPENED FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF[/B]
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Zarjk: I run outside with Halo 3's case, chanting terms from Halo CE - Halo 3. I hope to become a Spartan when done.
[B]Roll: 10. You run out of the local gamestop (which, in a sense, shouldn't be right next to a big battle), holding a copy of halo 3 high above your head. You laugh,
chanting terms from the CE, hoping that whatever gods rule this planet would be kind to you, making you a spartan.
They weren't. You simply make yourself look like an idiot. But hey! You just got smacked right into a great big battle with only a video game for safety!
(Zarjk: Arrived! (copy of halo 3) )[/B]
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Enemy Commands
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MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON: WRECK SOME SHIT.
[B]Roll: 20. You wake up, due to some idiot smacking your balls. This made you very unhappy. You stand up to see that damned black dragon flying towards you. With a roar of
raw fury, you rip it's wings to shreds, grounding it. You then decide ENOUGH IS FUCKING ENOUGH. YOU ARE GOING TO WRECK EVERYTHING HERE. You fly upwards, as high as you can go,
and inhale deeply, sucking up most of the atmosphere on this planet. Then, chambering the flames and kindling it with your fury, your mouth begins to shine brightly, as your flame has now
become as hot as the MOTHERFUCKING SUN. You look around the battlefield, finding those who have pissed you off the most. With your targets aquired, you flap your wings, disrupting the atmosphere,
and causing a large tornado to appear upon the field! You then breath your flames, hot as the sun, into it, causing a GIANT ASS MAGMA VORTEX OF DEATH. It responds to your beck and call, the ground
becoming glass from the sheer heat of it. With a flap, you send it flying right into the ENDERDRAGON and BILLY MAIZE, causing them to be caught up right in the vortex of death! With a roar, you cause
the funnel to shrink, catching them right in the core of it! Being high above the field, it's only a matter of time before several things happen: 1. The atmosphere is burned to a crisp, and everyone
suffocates. 2. Those two burn to death, caught in a funnel hotter then a spanish supermodel, and 3. you. KILL. EVERYTHING.
(Maize, Enderdragon: Caught in death funnel! (1,500 damage to both, Instant death to maize next turn if unescaped!) Atmosphere: Burning up! (0/9) Deathfunnel: Rampaging around field! (random chance of sucking someone into it)
MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON: Flying up high!)[/B]
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Eldrich lion: Strike the viking!
[B]Roll: 1. This is your chance. While the viking is distracted, you begin a mad sprint towards it to chomp it's head off. Unfortunately, you forget to look to your left, and find yourself
sucked into what seems to be a giant vortex of pure death! Why you! Why now! Why do lion trainers always use chairs! They never heelllpp....
(Dead!)[/B]
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Eldrich Abomination: Violate something.
[B]Roll: 10. You squish a bit, as you lurch towards a man coming out of a store, with an earnest attempt to violate him. He's a virgin, he would be succulent...
If you still had your tentacles.[/B]
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Eldrich zombie mob 1:(1/4 zombies): Hold a corpse party.
[B]Roll: 16. Your fellow zombies are dead. Your mind speaks heresy towards you. These damn adventurers are killing off everything you held dead, including your partners' brains!
This simply will not stand. You pick up a corpsephone and call up some friends. Within a few minutes, you find yourself hosting EL DIA DE LOS MUERTOS, a festival of the dead!
Sadly, being not as grand as the actual day, you only manage to attract a few more zombies, and a ghost. Better then nothing!
(+3 zombies added, Ghost added!)[/B]
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-Allies-
Team Anderson:
Mr.anderson: 1,500/2,000
Enderdragon: 1,500/4,000 (Immune to Fire) (no wings) (caught in death funnel) (immune to said death funnel)
Grey Knight: 2,000/2,000 (Arriving next turn!)
Team Billy:
Billy Maize: 1/2,000 (caught in death funnel)
Team Bl1tz:
Bl1tzX: 2,000/2,000 (10 Lucky Necklaces)(Lightning Cannon (Charging, 1/2)) (25 cents)
Team ian:
Combiner8761: 1,000/2,000 (dark powers) (Body swapped with combiner! 0/6)
Team Cookie:
Cookie53: 2,000/2,000
Team Drasar:
Drasarsalman: 1,000/2,000 (4 leaf clover)
Team Egbert:
John Egbert: 2,000/2,000
Jade Harley: 2,000/2,000
Rose Lalonde: 2,000/2,000
Team Falcon
xxFalconxx: 300/2,000 (Magic Mirror (Health swap ability) )
Team Firearms:
Firearms136 (aka dagger): 1,000/2,000 (Shell shocked! (2/3))(No arms)
Dawson: arrived! 2,000/2,000
Homer: 2,000/2,000 (Gluttony: All healing items in the form of edible foods and beverages replenish 50% more health.) (Limbs of blackula)
Team Folcrum
Folcrum_flyer: 2,000/2,000 (Zeus Minigun)
The Grotesque: 3,200/4,000
Scald: 2,000/4,000 (HANDLESS) (Repairing hands (1/3))
Haze: 1,500/2,000(Flying) (noxious gas vents) (reduces enemy defence to 80% on successful gas-based attack until enemy rolls 5 or above)
Team Hidole:
Hidole555: 2,100/2,200
Team Combiner8761:
Ian: 1,200/2,000 (Swagtastic Perk) (Quasar Crown) (Swagnum) (blurry vision (2/2)(T-t-t-t-Team Killer!) (body swapped with ian! 0/6)
Team Magma:
Magmacow358: 1,500/2,000
Team Mr.Destroy
Mr.Destroyer: 2,000/2,000 (SPESS MARINE Suit: 1,900/2,000)
Samiam22: 2,000/2,000
Team Smas:
Smas: 2,000/2,000
That Team:
That Ninja: 1,500/2,000
Team Samppa:
Samppa: 2,000/2,000 (Missing Detonator) (universal remote with no batteries)
Axebeard Thundernipples: 3,400/3,000 (Super Viking Powers)
Team Zarjk:
Zarjk: 2,000/2,000 (copy of halo 3) (welcome!)
-Enemies-
MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON: 14,400/20,000 (Bomb collar) (berserk!) (flying high)
Joke(aka BLACK SPY): 33,000/35,000 (deus ex dolus) (Stuck in ground! 0/3)
Deathfunnel: ???/??? (burning up atmosphere! (0/9) Random chance of sucking someone in!)
Eldrich Lion: DEAD!
Eldrich abomination: 1,000/2,500 (dissapointed)
Eldrich zombie mob 1: (1,000/1,000) (4/4 zombies)
Ghost: 1,900/1,900 (cannot be hit physically) (Passes through obstacles)
1: Phasing into reality: (1/??)(Rock trap(-500 HP/turn))
5: Phasing into reality: (1/??)(Rock trap(-500 HP/turn))
9: Phasing into reality: (1/??)(Rock trap(-500 HP/turn))
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Tony Stark: 600/2,000 (Powersuit: 0,000/1,000) (recharge disabled (2/4))
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BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL, I COMMAND THIS THREAD TO LIVE!
Why don't I get a team?
I use the edge power to try and convert the MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON
oh shit oh fuck
I try to apologize to the MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON and say it was a joke, and ask him to let me out of the funnel
Good job man! [sp]And thanks for posting an update. To be quite frank, I just didn't want to write ANYTHING after spending a good two weeks writing papers and flipping out at how hard it is to write Java programs without any visual indicators stating that I fucked up.[/sp]
I guess that I shall be the first command:
Smas>:Obtain a magic sword to fight the powers that be Zombie/Ghosts.
Cool.
Also, What was with the rolls that time? That's the first time ive seen an [b]18[/b] rolled.
My command:
I snicker subtly at Ian's misfortune before re-equipping my Armor, Arm Blaster and Swagnum.
I'll attempt to keep sitting around hoping that the gods send a box of something even more useful, like a [B]generic side-character to aid me in battle[/B].
[QUOTE=Magmacow358;34995942]Cool.
Also, What was with the rolls that time? That's the first time ive seen an [b]18[/b] rolled.
[/QUOTE]
Used a d20 system instead of a d10. Same concept.
I drop into the battlefield via drop-pod right on top of the MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON
[QUOTE=xxfalconxx;34999035]Used a d20 system instead of a d10. Same concept.[/QUOTE]
Was it the kind by [URL="http://www.brockjones.com/dieroller/dice.htm"]Brock Jones[/URL], or something else? I find it very convenient to use from time to time.
[QUOTE=Firearms 136;34999589]Was it the kind by [URL="http://www.brockjones.com/dieroller/dice.htm"]Brock Jones[/URL], or something else? I find it very convenient to use from time to time.[/QUOTE]
Essentially. I've just been playing too much DnD, so I just kind of kept using it.
Bl1tzX: 2,000/2,000 (10 Lucky Necklaces)(Lightning Cannon (Charging, 1/2)) (25 cents)
I charge up my cannon to it's maximum potential.
[QUOTE=xxfalconxx;34992041]
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Combiner8761: I use my unholy powers to curse, twist and damn Ian, to make him face a fate even worse than death. I revoke his title as the KING OF SWAG.
[B]Roll: 15. You cry out to your dark gods for power, and they feed it to you, removing sections of your soul as payment. Your body writhes, twists, groans, as you become
pitch black in appearance, with glowing red eyes to symbolize your corruption. With the power coursing through you, you point at ian, and with a noise that sounds like
10,000 souls screamining in agony, you say: "EGO HIC INDUCO QUOD AUFERO VESTRI STATUA UT REX RGIS OF AURUM, IN MEUS ATRUM QUOD MALUM NEGOTIUM, EGO PROVENTUS IS VOBIS!"
The sky screams, as though it had just been stabbed. It begins to rain blood upon the battlefield. Lightning strikes around, as ian begins to twist. He begins to writhe.
His soul, the core, the fiber of his being, is in agony of the worst kind. He roars a cry of pain, and his swagtastic powers mix with your own, causing a blinding white
light to engulf you both.
You wake up, having never fallen asleep. You look at your hands. These are not your hands. You look at yourself. This isn't right. No no no. Not right at all...
(IAN, COMBINER: Body Swapped! (0/6) )[/B]
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Ian: Realize magmacow is already revived.
[B]Roll: 0. You are FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW. OH GOD YOU ARE SO FREAKING OUT WHAT HAPPENED WHY DO YOU FEEL STRANGE AND SUDDENLY UNSWAGTASTIC OH GOD WHAT IS THIS SHIT ALL ON YOU FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT DID HE DO MOTHER OF GOD YOU ARE SO GOING TO RIP HIM APART WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT WHAT THE SHIT JUST HAPPENED FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF[/B]
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Dammit, I [I]liked[/I] my monstrous, unholy, writhing and twisted face.
Oh well, maybe these golden shades could prove useful.
I would feel sorry for you Ian, but I don't. I'm actually jealous that you inherited the true power of the unholy grin.
Hmm, wait, the MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON is flying? Real high.
I scowl realizing that flying is pretty SWAG, and feel that I must prove to the MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON who's the real boss around here.
I launch myself up in the air with powers that bitches would die for, and I twiddle my Swagnum before firing it straight into the dragons skull, making it blow up with an explosion. All of this while looking away and smoking a cigarette.
Samppa: Look around for electrical devices to strip of batteries.
Axebeard Thundernipples: Use your super viking powers to call upon Thor, the god of thunder, to bring forth his thundering rainclouds to hinder the disastrous events and balance out the atmophere!
I go back home, and try to find a gun to fight the Eldrich zombies with.
I just realized that this page does not have any battle music. Did we abandon that rule?
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