The Never Ending Dungeon V.5 - You slip on a banana peel and land face first on a landmine
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I kick joke in the jaw with my [B]SPESS MARINE[/B] feet.
I go to the plot store to browse their wares, plot coupons in hand.
I will post an update around 4 or so tomorrow.
I look towards agent 1 and shake my head, questioning on how a lowlife like him could get such huge pools of HP.
Grotesque: devour the bits of agent 1 that are hanging out of the rock that he's partially stuck in.
Scald: Now that your hands are reattached, unpack the perforator mini gun.
Haze: Pull a grenade launcher from your supply pack and load a rage gas shell to increase enemy attack rates, though causing their actions to be less coordinated (all enemies attack each turn, but all get -1 to rolls)
Folc (noncombatant) : Eat a muffin in your easy chair, whilst pressing a button that sends out a stem cell growth accelerant cloud to grant a light healing effect to all biological allies.
P.s. I'm doing this on a school computer that a teacher has opened her account on, so don't expect me back for a while.
I start shooting my guns wildly as I watch motherfuckers drop.
Posting late results!
-Ally commands-
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Zarjk: I once again leave the battlefield for no other reason than a suit of armor. I ask my father who owns a steel company to make me a lightweight stainless steel outfit which can deflect smaller rounds.
[B]Roll: 5+1=6. Minor success. You casually leave the battlefield and get in your car. After a short drive, you find yourself at your father's steel mill. You open the door and stroll inside, looking around. The walls appear to be made of concrete and scrap metal, and the only light source is the big tubs of molten steel in the middle of the workshop. You walk up to your father and wake him up, as he was sleeping on the job. You ask him if he can build you a lightweight steel set of armor. He accepts, and says it will take a day or two. You say thank you and walk out, only briefly glancing back at your father to see him falling asleep again. (Steel Armor: arriving in 3 turns.[/B]
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Insanitysbitch: I pick myself up off the ground and dust myself down. After said minor embarrassment I decide maybe charging head (or fist) first into the enemies genitals isn't the best idea. I shout out to the heavens in a plea to help me in my war against enemy genitals, and to grant me something that can help me in my attacks
[B]Roll: 4+1=5. Neutral. You look up to the sky, and cry for the heavens to grant you a weapon of extraordinary testicle-smashing ability. It would seem as if the heavens mis-understood your plea, however. Instead of a nut-cracking weapon they just sent you a box full of almonds. (Added: Box of Almonds)[/B]
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Magmacow358: I decide to let the Energy Being rest for awhile before requesting his assistance, so I instead call the nearest Gryphon warship and tell them to send me an Elite Coalition soldier or two.
[B]Roll: 10. CRITICAL! You are about to call over the Energy Being so that he may join you in the fight, but you figure he deserves a break. So instead, you call the nearest Gryphon warship and request to have a few soldiers sent down. "Yeah, just send me a few of your elites or something. Its a mess down here and we're going to need something powerful." you casually say while there are bullets whizzing by your head and explosions all over. "Acually, if you want, we can send you something even [I]better.[/I] "What are you talking about?" you ask. "You will see." The ship commander hangs up, leaving you with a confused look on your face. Just then, a disturbingly large drop crate lands infront of you and opens up, revealing what the ship commander was talking about. A massive, hulking robot, atleast 20x the size of even the biggest and meanest soldier in the entire Coalition, made of the finest metals in the universe. The robot steps out of the crate and introduces itself as the Punisher. It seems to be sentient. (Added: Punisher. The Punisher comes with the following weapon: Justice. Insanely powerful laser cannon.
+1.5x damage, +Can attack 2 enemies at the same time due to its penetrating nature, +Ignores defence buffs, -2 Turn recharge time between shots, -1.5x Backfire damage)[/B]
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Firearm's team:
Dawson: take another whack at consulting the White Spy to help him create the Hurricane Buffer.
[B]Roll: 5+1=6. Minor success. Dawson consults the White Spy about building his Hurricane buffer, but he is currently busy and cannot help Dawson construct the device at this time. "Give me a bit and I can help you then." (Hurricane buffer will be constructed in 3 turns)[/B]
White spy/Dagger/King of pancakes/Something else/Firearms136: Taking behind cover, Dagger begins spying on Joke in hopes of discovering a weakness to exploit.
[B]Roll: 10. CRITICAL! You notice that Joke is leaving the battlefield. Suspecting something is up, you very stealthily follow him. He enters his home and goes to his computer, which you cannot see from any of the windows. You do the sensible thing and climb into the airducts. You stop once you are jut above Joke. You listen carefully as to what he is doing, and it appears he is browsing a database of jokes. As he goes along, reading them out loud and laughing like a maniac. You notice that, when he reads the funny jokes, he is actually getting healed. However, it appears as if bad jokes damage him. The worse the joke is, the more damage it deals! Taking advantage of this, you hop down from the airvents and shout out: "WHATS AN ARCHAEOLOGIST? SOMEONE WHO'S CAREER IN RUINS!" Your intentionally bad attempt at humor gives joke a nosebleed. "I hate you..." (Joke: Weakness to bad jokes. All jokes do 2X damage, but the worse the joke is (GM opinion) the more damage it does.[/B]
Cortez: To prevent Homer from injuring himself, Cortez immediately confronts and slaps him repeatedly. This action, along with trying to reason with him, will hopefully be able to make Homer come to his senses.
[B]Roll: 2+1=3. Failure. Cortez grabs Homer by the shoulders and starts slapping him alarmingly fast. After 5 minutes of slapping, Homer falls to the ground with a beaten and bloody face. (500 damage Homer)[/B]
Homer: Homer is so drunk that he's having a hard time standing up!
[B]Roll: 9-5+1=5. Neutral. Homer lies on the ground letting out slurred swearwords every now and then.[/B]
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xxFalconxx (FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!): Have a chess game with death
[B]Roll: 7+1=8. You play a game of chess with death, which turns out to be rather relaxing and fun. You even manage to beat him, to which he congratulates you. (You did not roll high enough for a self-revive.)[/B]
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DrasarSalman: I'll attempt to revive xxfalconxx.
[B]Roll: 8+1=9. Success! Noticing that Falcon has indeed died, you decide the kind thing to do would be to revive him. You grab some extension cords and hock them up to a wall socket, making a makeshift defib. MEANWHILE, IN PURGATORY. Falcon: "Oh, look at that, someone is trying to revive me. Well, see you death, it was nice hanging out with you." Death: Alright, bye! If you roll a 1 I will be seeing you soon! (Revived Falcon)[/B]
Wizard: Use your wizardy powers to somehow hurt Agent 1.
[B]Roll: 5+1=6. Minor Success. After spending about 5 minutes thinking about what spell he should use, the wizard throws his arms in the air and shouts: "FUCK IT!" before clubbing Agent 1 over the head with his staff. (100 damage Agent 1)[/B]
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Samppa's team:
Samppa: Use your smarts and combine all three items in your inventory into an ingenious device, MacGyver style.
[B]Roll: 2+1=3. Failure. While rummaging through your backpack, you find a live hand grenade, which by slapstick law only explodes once you realise that it is in fact, a live grenade. (500 damage to you)[/B]
Axebeard Thundernipples: Leap vigorously at Joke in an attempt to drive the Hero's Axe through his skull.
[B]Roll: 8+1=9. Success! Joke finishes cleaning his nosebleed and steps outside of his house. He looks around and prepares to head back to battle, when AXEBEARD THUNDERNIPPLES leaps off of a tall rock and drives his axe right into Joke's soft, puny skull! Axebeard lets out a manly warcry before ripping his Axe out of Joke's skull and kicking him back through his door. (1,000 damage Joke) [/B]
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Team Sunny:
Sunny Dei: I attempt to slice Agent 1's legs off with my flaming axe
[B]Roll: 1+1=2. Failure! You unshealth your flaming axe and begin to walk towards Agent 1. You are about to slice his leg off when you realise your flaming axe has set not only your shealth but your entire leg on fire. You scream in pain and fall to the ground, trying to put the flame out. Agent 1 notices you and then starts stomping on your face. Ouch. (1,000 damage to you!)[/B]
Dufflebag: Fire his bolter at Agent 1
[B]Roll: 9+1=10. CRITICAL! The Dufflebag looks over to Agent 1 to find that he is currently stomping Sunny's face in. The dufflebag looks on in horror as his friend is slowly killed by fire and Agent 1's boot. "I have to do something!' He says. "But what?" Its then that the Dufflebag remembers the bolter stored inside him. The Duffle bag somehow takes the bolter out and aims it towards the Agents head. A pair of badass shades apears over its... eyes just as its starts to fire the weapon, sending deadly bolts of PAIN into the Agent's skull. After emptying a full clip into his ugly face, the Agent falls to the ground and pukes up his heart. "I'm wolverine mean, you son of a bitch." (Killed Agent 1) [/B]
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Billy's team:
Billy Maize: After putting on a pair of gloves, I collect the glass shards of the shattered Coca-Cola™ glass bottle, and throw them all at the same time towards Agent 1 in an attempt to cut him up.
[B]Roll: 0. Invalid. You pick up all the broken glass from the Coca-cola bottle and throw it at the corpse that once was Agent 1.[/B]
Polar Bear: Polar Bear attempts to asexually reproduce and create many polar bear cubs.
[B]Roll: 4. Minor Failure. The Polar bear remembers that polar bears are incapable of asexual reproduction, bringing him into a very brief state of depression, causing 100 emotional damage.[/B]
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Bl1tzx: Figure out a way to cheat the system and have neutral as my lowest roll on the next turn.
[B]Roll: 5-1+1= 5. Neutral. In a twist of Irony, while trying to cheat the system into giving you a minimum of a 5 rolled next turn, you mess up and give yourself a 5 this turn.[/B]
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Mr.destroyer: I kick joke in the jaw with my SPESS MARINE feet.
[B]Roll: 1+1=2. Failure! You find Joke lying on the ground, barely concious with a massive gash in his face. You decide to add furthur injury to his smug, pointy face by kicking it inwards. You prepare your foot, but lose balance and start stumbling backwards. You continue stumbling until you bump into a well, causing you to fall backwards into it. You land head first, and that heavy space marine armor you are wearing breaks your neck, leaving you paralysed at the bottom of a well. (1,000 damage to you, Trapped in well.)[/B]
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Zakedodead: I go to the plot store to browse their wares, plot coupons in hand.
[B]Roll: 6+1=7. Success. You go to the Plotmart and attempt to cash in your plot coupon. The cashier accepts the coupons and states that next roll the lowest roll you can get will be a 5. (Lowest possible roll is 5 next turn)[/B]
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Combiner: I look towards agent 1 and shake my head, questioning on how a lowlife like him could get such huge pools of HP.
[B]Roll: 0. Invalid. You look down at Agent 1's body and shake your head. "Those excessive health pools ain't so hot when they don't protect anything, eh lardfat?"[/B]
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Folcrum's team:
Grotesque: devour the bits of agent 1 that are hanging out of the rock that he's partially stuck in.
[B]Roll: 0. Invalid. The Grotesque doesn't want to eat a body that is now 60% lead.[/B]
Scald: Now that your hands are reattached, unpack the perforator mini gun.
[B]Roll: 4+1=5. Neutral. Scald cant seem to find his Mini-gun. Oh dear.[/B]
Haze: Pull a grenade launcher from your supply pack and load a rage gas shell to increase enemy attack rates, though causing their actions to be less coordinated (all enemies attack each turn, but all get -1 to rolls)
[B]Roll: 2+1=3. Failure. Haze attempts to piss of all the enemies, but GM Magmacow notices what he plans on doing, just as he is about to finish the update. Magmacow, annoyed that this command means he will have to write even MORE results, rolls the number generator. What's this? a 3? DON'T MIND IF I DO! Haze is struck by lightning! (500 damage haze)[/B]
Folc (noncombatant) : Eat a muffin in your easy chair, whilst pressing a button that sends out a stem cell growth accelerant cloud to grant a light healing effect to all biological allies.
[B]Roll: 8+1=9. You eat a big muffin while sitting in your easy chair, that recently had a "Do something" button had installed into it because moving is hard. You press it and it makes it rain health or something like that, you don't really care because your favourite show just came on and you are too busy watching it. (Healed all your allies by 600 hp)[/B]
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Trounark: I start shooting my guns wildly as I watch motherfuckers drop.
[B]Roll: 7+1=8. Success. You pull out your unnamed guns of unknown type and caliber and start spraying all over the place as you watch enemies somehow get hit in the head and groin exclusively. (500 damage to all enemies)[/B]
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-Enemy commands-
Joke: Stop sobbing and punch Trounark in the back of the head.
[B]Roll: 3. Failure. Joke comes up from behind and trys to donkeypunch Trounark, but he isn't very sneaky so Trounark hears him and responds with a roundhouse kick to the face. (500 damage Joke)[/B]
-Allies-
Team Anderson:
Mr.anderson: 1,500/2,000
Enderdragon: 1,500/4,000 (Immune to Fire) (no wings)
Grey Knight: 2,000/2,000
Team Billy:
Billy Maize: 2,000/2,000
Polar Bear: 1,900/2,000
Team Bl1tz:
Bl1tzX: 2,000/2,000 (Electric GuiBard acquired!(Positive Rolls grant team +1 to rolls during turn. Negative rolls result in -1))
Team Ian:
Combiner8761: 1,000/2,000 (dark powers) (Body swapped with combiner! 4/6) (SANDWICH OF GODS!)
Team Cookie:
Cookie53: DEAD!
Team Drasar:
Drasarsalman: 2,000/2,000 (4 leaf clover)
Wizard: 2,000/2,000 (Lucky M1911: +1 on roll when weapon is used)
Team Egbert:
John Egbert: 2,000/2,000
Jade Harley: 2,000/2,000
Rose Lalonde: 2,000/2,000
Team Falcon
xxFalconxx: 2,000/2,000
Team Firearms:
Firearms136 (aka dagger): 2,200/2,200 (Disarmed Bag: +1 to rolls)(Master Espionage Perk)
Dawson: 1,500/2,000 (Hurricane buffer: Will be constructed in 0/3 turns)
Homer: 1,500/2,000 (Gluttony: All healing items in the form of edible foods and beverages replenish 50% more health.) (Limbs of blackula)
Cortez: 2,000/2,000 (Spectral Gun(3x Against Ghosts)(Useless against Living things))
Team Folcrum
Folcrum_flyer: 2,000/2,000 (Zeus Minigun)
The Grotesque: 3,800/4,000
Scald: 2,600/4,000
Haze: 1,600/2,000(Flying) (noxious gas vents) (reduces enemy defence to 80% on successful gas-based attack until enemy rolls 5 or above)
Team Hidole:
Hidole555: 2,100/2,200
Team Insanity:
InsanitysBitch: 2,400/2,500 (Box of Almonds)
Team Combiner8761:
Ian: 1,200/2,000 (Swagtastic Perk) (Quasar Crown) (Swagnum) (body swapped with ian! 4/6)
Team Jarrod:
Jarrod: 1,900/2,000 (Broken Bike, Shipping Manifest, Stats Sheet)
Team Magma:
Magmacow358: 1,500/2,000 (Swagnum)(Armor/Arm Blaster(2/3))
Punisher Mech: 4,000/4,000 (Justice)
Team Mr.Destroy
Mr.Destroyer: 1,000/2,000 (SPESS MARINE Suit: 1,900/2,000)(Trapped In Well!)
Team Nomad:
PrivateNomad: 2,000/2,000 (Portal Gun)
Samiam22: 1,900/2,000
Team Smas:
Smas: 1,800/2,000 (Sword of Anti-Dead(2x Damage vs Undead)(x.5 Damage to other Undead upon Undead Kill))
Team Sunny:
Sunny Dei: 500/2,000 (Flaming Battle Axe(Does Fire Damage Yo))(Ghost Stompers(Can strike undead))
DuffleBag: 2,000/2,000 (Bolter)
That Team:
That Ninja: 1,500/2,000
Team Trounark:
Trounark: 2,000/2,000 (Dual Pistols)
Team Samppa:
Samppa: 1,500/2,000 (Missing Detonator) (universal remote) (Heavy Duty Vibrator)
Axebeard Thundernipples: 3,400/3,000 (Super Viking Powers) (Hero’s Axe(Rolls of 10 Instant Kill)(Ignore Defense Buffs))
Team Zake:
Zakedodead: 1,900/2,200 (Generic Holy Sword(Does Holy Damage Yo/1.5x Damage to Undead))(2x Plot Coupons)(Lowest possible roll: 5, 0/1 turns)
Team Zarjk:
Zarjk: 2,000/2,000 (copy of halo 3) (Angry Grandpa Minigun)(Steel Armor arriving in 0/3 turns)
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-Enemies-
Joke(aka BLACK SPY): 26,000/35,000 (deus ex dolus)(Deployable Decoy(Deflects 1 Crit))(Weakness to bad jokes. All jokes do 2X damage, but the worse the joke is (GM opinion) the more damage it does.)
Agent 5: Phasing into reality: (2/3) (Rock trap(-500 HP/turn))
Agent 9: Phasing into reality: (2/3) (Rock trap(-500 HP/turn))
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-Neutral-
Tony Stark: 600/2,000 (Powersuit: 0,000/1,000)
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Hopefully I didn't miss anything
I guess I forgot to post some commands for myself.
Smas: Tell a pun to Joke, in order to prod his shattered resolve.
[quote]Smas' Terrible Pun:
It was truly an emotional wedding; even the cake was in tiers.[/quote]
I tell a yo mama joke to Joke.
I stare down joke and say "Why did the dinosaur eat his breakfast? Because he was hungry!" in an attempt to kill him with such an epic glare/terrible joke
I'll look around the depths of the internet to find a [B]comic including over-used memes[/B] and show it at [B]Joke(aka BLACK SPY)[/B].
[B]Wizard[/B]: [B]Shoot[/B] [B]Joke(aka BLACK SPY)[/B] with his [B]Lucky M1911[/B] (+1 on roll when weapon is used).
Magmacow358: I say to Joke: "Guess what? Chicken butt."
Punisher mech: Crush Joke's puny spine.
I call on the gods of Chaos to heal my wounds
Dufflebag (Who's a space marine by the way): Tells Joke (Black Spy) a joke that is only two words, women's rights
Me: Take the broken glass ball back and throw it at Joke.
Polar Bear: Bite Joke in the throat with your razor-sharp Coca-Cola™ brand aluminum teeth.
[I]Engines roar and the ground shakes as a C-130 passes overhead at low altitude.[/I] [B]Ryan "Get Some" MacArthur[/B], [I]semi-professional action hero, leaps from the back and parachutes into the battle.[/I]
He is lightly armed, carrying only a light first-aid kit and [B]Ol' Faithful[/B], his trusty rusty double barrelled sawed-off.
[B]Ol' Faithful:[/B]
+ increased critical range (9-10)
- 1 to attack rolls (excepting crits)
[B]Medikit:[/B]
On success, heals up to 500 HP.
[editline]21st March 2012[/editline]
Hoping this is an okay entrance
As I stumble around, waiting to get my steel armor so I won't die right after I join the fray, I think of the fact that with steel armor I could have a T51 power armor suit for Fallout. So I run back and tell my dad I want these designs on my armor.
I grow a new neck bone and climb out of the well.
[editline]21st March 2012[/editline]
By the way, Team Sunny has the ghost stompers. They were suppost to go to me.
Dimensional rift tears open in the ground and a miniscule creature emerages from said portal.
"[i]I AM EVA-1337, AND I HAVE TORE EARTH A NEW BUTTHOLE[/i], but now I am all tuckered out and need to rest this turn" Due to Eva-1337's extended trek to arrive here, he used much of his supplies and only had a few provisions left.
[b]Maul of Expulsion[/b]:
+ 1.5 times the damage
- Unstable and is dangerous if not used properly
? A prototype of the Ban Hammer. Has no idea how to use it and has never really banned someone with it.
[b]Paste of Astronaut[/b]
+ 250 health healed on successful slurp
- Tastes rather gamey.
? Made with 100% real Astronaut!
Eva-1337:
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(Awaiting approval)
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[B]Joke (aka Black Spy):[/B]
[SUB]"[I]Dear God!![/I] These puns and one-liners are so awful that they're actually physically hurting me! I feel so tingly all of a sudden!"[/SUB]
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[highlight][B]*Meanwhile in a sinister embassy complex (aka [I]The Last Level[/I]) far, far away...*[/B][/highlight]
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[B]???:[/B]
"We've got the Black Spy where we need him to be, but another crazy group has got there first! What should we do??"
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[B]???:[/B]
"Let the nutballs finish off the twerp; I don't care what is to become of him at this point. Once they're distracted, we'll send some of our men and machines to sweep them off their feet! As you should know, [I]this[/I] embassy doen't screw around or take chances with anything - that fat, jaundice-afflicted lardass and his friends looks especially dangerous!"
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[B]???:[/B]
"We'll see how that works out, then. I'm sure we can squeeze more intelligence out of those guys than just that one little spy... Granted if there's any intelligence to begin with."[/QUOTE]
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[B]Dawson:[/B]
[SUB]"Batter up, four eyes - I've got a one-liner to share with you!"[/SUB]
After realizing that telling bad jokes can inflict pain on the Black Spy, Dawson boldy approaches the goon and says the following two-liner:
[quote]"The hypothalamus is one of the most [I]important parts of the brain[/I], for it enables motivation along with other functions. It also controls the 'Four F's': (1) [I]fighting,[/I] (2) [I]fleeing,[/I] (3) [I]feeding,[/I] and (4) [I]mating."[/I][/quote]
"Great stuff, eh?", Dawson asks Joke. "I actually thought about going into medicine before becoming a specialist mercenary! ...And deciding not to go will haunt me for the rest of my days!"
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[B]Cortez:[/B]
[SUB]"Listening to crummy humor is Joke's weakness, eh? Well in that case..."[/SUB]
Cortez blurts out the dumbest phrase that he could come up with at the time.
[QUOTE]"Time's fun when you're having flies."[/QUOTE]
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[B]Dagger (aka White Spy):[/B]
[SUB]"I gonna send you back to the Black Embassy in utter tears! This is for blowing my arms off, and for destroying my lovely book!"[/SUB]
Dagger exacts vengeance on his rival by sharing with him the following joke:
[QUOTE]"When cryptography is outlawed, [I]bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl![/I]"[/QUOTE]
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[B]Homer:[/B]
[SUB]"*Hic!* Oww... Why does my face feel all beaten and bloody all of a sudden? Welp, like they always say: Laughter is the [I]best[/I] medicine!" [/SUB]
In an attempt to make himself feel better, Homer says out loud:
[QUOTE]"Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs."[/QUOTE]
Bl1tzX: 2,000/2,000 (Electric GuiBard acquired!(Positive Rolls grant team +1 to rolls during turn. Negative rolls result in -1))
I tell Joke
[quote=""]"All of those jokes, it must be quite [i]pun[/i]ishing."[/quote]
I try to imposter the king of swag and activate DOUBLESWAG
Samppa: Notice that Cookie53 is dead, and try to... Utilize the heavy duty vibrator in a revive attempt. Ahem.
Axebeard Thundernipples: In a lack of better things to do, braid your massive beard.
Unfortunately, I am way too SWAG too even consider making such horrid jokes. So instead I provide Joke with the best joke of all. A bullet to the face.
After brofisting drasar for helping me out, I once more take up my magic mirror, FOR GREAT VICTORY!
Ok, I'm going to update later today, just fyi.
Well, I would like to stay and finish this update, but I've got to study for my Java/Ethics exams that are coming up. I WILL finish this tomorrow.
Also Mr. Destroyer, I saw that you were correct, so I have given you the boots in this update.
Grotesque: grab a large rock and beat black spy to a viscous pulp with it.
Scald: now where the heck did that mini gun get too...?
Haze: Club black spy with your valve gauntlets.
Folc: to quote Sheogorath: Cheese for everyone!!!; hit a button on you control console that sends a rabid cheese golem onto the field, which attacks every turn if able, potentially even enemies, but constantly drops health improving cheese chunks, which, if enough are collected, can be formed into another cheese golem, which may not necessarily attempt to eat everything. Another, potentially sane golem may also be formed on any cheese related critical hit.
Well, I've been working on this update all night, but I seem to be coming down with something... nasty. I think I'm gonna lie down, and I'll finish it tomorrow morning if I can manage to get out of bed. Just know that I have imputed all the commands, I just have to update the stats list. For now, I bid thee farewell.
[QUOTE=Smas;35324491]Well, I've been working on this update all night, but I seem to be coming down with something... nasty. I think I'm gonna lie down, and I'll finish it tomorrow morning if I can manage to get out of bed. Just know that I have imputed all the commands, I just have to update the stats list. For now, I bid thee farewell.[/QUOTE]
Don't push yourself too hard now, and sorry to hear about you coming down with something.
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