Im pissing blood, facepunch

[Someoneuduno]

[QUOTE=Recurracy;27414944]You're talking bull. There's no way art-school informs you how a human body works, nor will it tell you how x reaction is caused by y behaviour. And astronauts deal with rocket science, not medicines. What do you want to do with your Calligraphy diploma? Paint someone's liver yellow? Or what do you to do with your career in astronauting? Show him how a planet is formed?

Show me your papers.[/QUOTE]

News flash, you're an idiot. Not only cause he was blatantly joking but because OP clearly has bum AIDS.

[bazyboy]

blood in the urine is a common problem

[shatteredwindow]

Well I would guess that you urine is being stored in your circulatory system, so if you want to pee, vut your arms. Remember, down street not across the road.

[Alice]

If you're pissing blood you should go to the doctor you moron. Facepunch can't help you, at least nowhere near as well as a doctor can.

[BigSmokeDawg]

Go to a sodding doctor.

[MintyMginty]

[QUOTE=Recurracy;27415540]I hope you're serious and not shitting about this song[/QUOTE]

That song has nothing to do with shit.

[GunsNRoses]

Cut yourself and see if you bleed piss.

[DatWut?]

[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;27415731]Op, we'll have to amputate.[/QUOTE]

OP just said he's pissing blood, it was never said that OP is a guy.

[comet1337]

as said before:
doctor, NOW.

[GeneralFredrik]

Son! [b]why won't you talk to me![/b]

;_;

[editline]14th January 2011[/editline]

What happened with my caps? It went away.

[Itsjustguy]

He probably rushed to the Doctors, NOW TO SPECULATE !

[GeneralFredrik]

[QUOTE=Itsjustguy;27416727]He probably rushed to the Doctors, NOW TO SPECULATE ![/QUOTE]

So OP and my caps went to the doctors? Mother fuckers!

[Tacosheller]

I remember the time I bled piss
Good times

[I-Am]

[QUOTE=GeneralFredrik;27416752]So OP and my caps went to the doctors? Mother fuckers![/QUOTE]

I'm....sorry

Your caps...they passed away

[butre]

pics

[GeneralFredrik]

[QUOTE=i-am-teh-sex;27416867]I'm....sorry

Your caps...they passed away[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/8789/1292226643778.gif[/IMG]

[DeadCow]

[QUOTE=myalt22;27414848]It's a cut on the inside, you'll be fine. If problem persists, go to the doctor.[/QUOTE]

How the fuck do you cut the inside of your dick?

[Archonet]

Hmmm, blood is coming out of what, by any male, should be considered the most important part of my body, what do I do?

I'LL POST ON FACEPUNCH! THATS ALWAYS BETTER THEN A DOCTOR!

[MintyMginty]

[QUOTE=Archonet;27421152]I'LL POST ON FACEPUNCH! THATS ALWAYS BETTER THEN A DOCTOR![/QUOTE]

Better than the police that's for sure.

[NoPartyHats]

He's just on his cycle.

[Jockedevian]

Fucking Twillight fan, you make me sick!

[CatFodder]

[QUOTE=DeadCow;27417481]How the fuck do you cut the inside of your dick?[/QUOTE]

Not inside of his dick, inside him somewhere. Pissing blood is a sign of internal bleeding. OP, have you been punched in the stomach recently?

[evlbzltyr]

Chances is it's just some internal bleeding, from a punch or something else, and should fix itself up in a few days.

But you should still get it checked out.

[editline]15th January 2011[/editline]

Or someone could just say exactly what I said but two minutes faster. Goddammit.

[RayDark]

[QUOTE=Recurracy;27414808]Drink it to regain a stabilized blood level. Usually pissing blood is caused by an unhealthy diet, mainly including alcoholic drinks. This is just a way for your body to tell that it's disagreeing with your diet.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.[/QUOTE]

Why the fuck is everyone using my line, 'Trust me, I'm a doctor'.

You bastards.

[perka123]

your pregnancy stick is broken

[Jockedevian]

[B]Stop bite your dick then[/B] :rimshot:

[KStyleAzure]

Congratulations you are NIC CAGE
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TU28J8_2OU[/media]

[NorthernFall]

[QUOTE=GunsNRoses;27415819]Cut yourself and see if you bleed piss.[/QUOTE]

OP! You simply have an imbalance of the humours!

Swim in leeches.

[Wnd]

[QUOTE=GunsNRoses;27415819]Cut yourself and see if you bleed piss.[/QUOTE]

We need Not Funny rating

[Activeellis]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E9OW4CzaFc[/media]

[editline]15th January 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=Recurracy;27414944]You're talking bull. There's no way art-school informs you how a human body works, nor will it tell you how x reaction is caused by y behaviour. And astronauts deal with rocket science, not medicines. What do you want to do with your Calligraphy diploma? Paint someone's liver yellow? Or what do you to do with your career in astronauting? Show him how a planet is formed?

Show me your papers.[/QUOTE]

joke

your head