Congratulations on getting your period OP. Better go to the store to get yourself some tampons.
[editline]15th January 2011[/editline]
Ask your dad on how to apply them
I was bleeding internally from messing around with some friends, Im okay now.
[QUOTE=dvc;27431933]I was bleeding internally from messing around with some friends, Im okay now.[/QUOTE]
You shouldn't stick things into your peepee
[editline]15th January 2011[/editline]
Or let other people stick stuff into your peepee
No, we are punching each other and being generally idiots.
Oh god, you were punching people's dicks? Why would you do that?
How high do you have to be man
[QUOTE=dvc;27432038]No, we are punching each other and being generally idiots.[/QUOTE]
Did the one guy miss and hit the inside of your urethra?
[QUOTE=dvc;27414788]What do?[/QUOTE]
Is it purely blood, or red urine/mixed with your urine.
If it's pure, go to the doctor, if it's urine. You possibly have a cut or infection, check how it progresses for awhile and drink some cranberry juice.
If it worsens, stays, or gives you pain, go to the doctor.
If it pees when you burn, you probably have an infection, go to doctor or drink lots of cranberry.
He punched me in my back near the kidneys.
[QUOTE=dvc;27432410]He punched me in my back[/QUOTE]
oh god, now you're telling us that you guys were fisting each other? No wonder
Self-amputate your dick, then put it in an airtight container and place it on your mantle.
Oh shit, like.. pure blood? Or piss and blood? D:
This thread made me need to pee.
[QUOTE=Wingboy;27437635]This thread made me need to pee.[/QUOTE]
Your post made me want to buy a $50 title
What gives people the urge to go on facepunch everytime they have a health issue?
You are going to die.
[QUOTE=dvc;27431933]I was bleeding internally from messing around with some friends, Im okay now.[/QUOTE]
hm i would draw that it is not a good thing to shove things into that particular orifice
and don't punch the kidney either because that's not healthy.
this reminds me of a story one of my friends told me, (he is a fire fighter) apparently there was a senile old man who ripped the catheter tube out of his urethra while the end was inflated and he was literally just shooting blood out of his dick
You probably got hit hard in the stomach and your kidney started bleeding. This can be harmless or fatal, so go see a doctor.
