[QUOTE=Im-Bored;39037282]Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.[/QUOTE]
But you can still satisfy yourself by licking faucet knobs.
If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down.
Don't trust a ho
no matter how mean someone is, remember that they have a soul...except gingers. they are soulless monsters
Start your sentences with a capital letter, and end them with a full stop/period.
Try to do something nice for someone else every day
Don't be a dick
Before opening up a can of soda, thump the sides of the can. This gets rid of all bubbles and makes it fizz less if you're pouring it out. If you shake up a can, then thump the sides, it won't spew when you open it.
What are you a soda can opening expert. I don't mean this in a mean way... TEACH ME THE WAYS OF THE CAN
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GOOBY PLS
[QUOTE=Nigbone 14;39043318]What are you a soda can opening expert. I don't mean this in a mean way... TEACH ME THE WAYS OF THE CAN
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GOOBY PLS[/QUOTE]
Bubbles will stick to imperfections on the inside of the can. If you thump the sides the bubbles burst, less bubbles total. If you thump the top, like a lot of people say to do, nothing happens because that's not where the bubbles stick. It's that simple.
[QUOTE=geogzm;39039947]Put tissue paper in the toilet before you shit[/QUOTE]
For those wondering, this stops the splash and makes it quieter. My life is significantly better since learning this.
thank soda can man. a really appreciate it cause because I have fumble fingers when it comes to soda. I always drop it.:v:
when in doubt, always upload files to steam cloud, not download
Always wear a seatbelt
when in doubt, shuffle it out.:dance:
Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints.
If your phone has a flashlight, turn it on and put a bottle of water on top of it. It spreads light better than just the phone.
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Use your fingernail to press an X into a bite or other source of an itch to make it itch less.
Don't procrastinate. Start with a task as soon as possible. If you do it on the last days before you should be done with it you will have a lot of stress and depending on the task it wont be possible to complete it. Also you wont enjoy your free time as much until you completed it because you know you will have to start with it sooner or later.
Don't have sex with children.
Always make friends with people who can laugh at themselves.
If you put a sheet or two of toilet paper in the bowl before taking a dump, there wont be any backsplash and the noise will be greatly reduced.
Don't cut your own hair. You'll look like such a jackass. Like me after doing that. Goddamnit.
Don't say anything on a compulsive way(without thinking like you didn't care), you might hurt people you wouldn't like to.
Keep all hair away from your forehead
It makes you look like an ugly nerd, avoid it at all costs
When taking a shit, never relax your anus until you're fully done. If you never relax, you'll have little if anything to wipe up.
Defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier.
A doctor will inevitably lie to you someday...
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And it will hurt.
Leave a small circle in the middle of leftovers when microwaving them to help them heat up more evenly.
Put a glass with a bit of water in it inside the microwave with cold pizza to keep the crust of the pizza from getting chewy.
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