The G19 Keyboard can be used as an excellent porn-slideshow device. A quick flip of two buttons turns it off. If you need to help kill an overactive libido by combating it with over-exposure; this is the keyboard for you.
If you have the hiccups, try holding your breath for a short amount of time. They should go away shortly.
[QUOTE=Doom14;39085316]The G19 Keyboard can be used as an excellent porn-slideshow device. A quick flip of two buttons turns it off. If you need to help kill an overactive libido by combating it with over-exposure; this is the keyboard for you.[/QUOTE]
I too watch my porn on a screen with a resolution lower than your average QWERTY blackberry
[QUOTE=koeniginator;39086377]I too watch my porn on a screen with a resolution lower than your average QWERTY blackberry[/QUOTE]
320×240 with good color and brightness is just fine if you're not going to literally stare at it all day. This is an idle slideshow for when I'm doing not-porn stuff - not the grand theater of fap :v:
avoid armed explosives until they detonate
Philosophy is only for those who wish to destroy themselves in the process.
Don't live life for other people, Live it for you.
In MS Paint, Color 2 is your background color, even though the working area is white by default. (Imagine Color 2 being a solid color layer underneath the white working space.)
If you right click instead of left click with the eraser tool, you can erase only what color you have selected in the Color 1 slot, therefore recoloring it to whatever color is in the Color 2 slot. This is useful for coloring behind the lines for a sketchy look, creating patterns, and small, intricate work, like recoloring sprites.
[img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/67144542/Drawings/mspaint.png[/img]
If your eye hurts after drinking coffee, take out the spoon dummy.
If you accidentally rate someone something you didn't intend to, refresh to re-rate.
It surprises me how many people go, "Oops, didn't mean to rate you Late." Unless they, for some reason, care enough to post that but don't care enough to refresh.
When you're feeling under pressure, do something different. Roll up your sleeves, or eat an orange.
"Dude, just pee in her butt."-Jeremy
Do not inject 5 marijuanas into your asshole because that shit will make you OD.
[QUOTE=ShoTGuNGuY49;39085878]If you have the hiccups, try holding your breath for a short amount of time. They should go away shortly.[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;9JbdTRpeHNI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JbdTRpeHNI[/video]
Always be a gentleman.
[I]Always.[/I]
Bad decisions make good stories.
Don't lick the alphabet, lick something else.
If she's shaved, don't behave, if there's moss, you'll get floss
Always offer a seat to an old person.
especially if you've been sentenced to capital punishment by means of electrocution
Dont cook meth in your mother's basement.
If its hard to think of an idea lay on the floor that's how I can get the good ideas and increase them.
if pork chops give you diarrhea, you probably shouldn't eat them.
DIY will save you a fucking fortune, especially with your car. It also prolongs the life of lawn equipment and the like. So learn how to do it. It's simple, straightforward, and it will save you an absolute fortune.
Don't use Ricin as salt.
Dont take things too seriously. You'll just end up a bitter asshole.
Saying this from experience
Just be nice.
Until its time to not be nice.
Be interesting. Have hobbies. Read books. Don't be a zombie, be a person.
[QUOTE=Guitarplayer213;39106948]Be interesting. [B]Have hobbies. Read books.[/B][/QUOTE]
How does that make you more interesting
Something you do in your free time and you don't have to tell anyone about
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/AMtZL.jpg[/IMG]
If you can't remember a word or the name of something, move on and start talking about something else, but think about it in the back of your mind. You'll remember it.
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