[QUOTE=Guitarplayer213;39092477]Bad decisions make good stories.[/QUOTE]
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don't miss an opportunity
[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;39107036]How does that make you more interesting
Something you do in your free time and you don't have to tell anyone about[/QUOTE]
You may not have to tell anyone about them, but hobbies can be great ice-breakers, an easy source of common ground. I find it WAY easier to talk to someone who shares one of my hobbies than I do to someone that does not, and the swapping of information, anecdotes and the like can lead to a friendship or something.
[QUOTE=Daniel M;39116417]And again, the majority is full of what I'd like to call "peasants" and "bottom feeders" of society.[/QUOTE]
Please don't be this guy. Life is just much more pleasant when you're not.
that wasn't nutella.
When you're getting rid of the bodies don't throw them into a lake or river, that's a bad idea. You should drag them into a grave deep within the forest. Better yet, have them dig it!
If your parents catches you fapping, don't look them straight in the eyes and finish.
At high levels of skating toe stops just get in the way.
Don't take out the stoppers from skates and then do a toe-stop while speed skating.
After a night of heavy drinking take two paracetamol before you go to sleep, you won't have a hangover when you get up.
Never stick your dick in crazy.
avoid touching any boiling substances
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;39108337]If you can't remember a word or the name of something, move on and start talking about something else, but think about it in the back of your mind. You'll remember it.[/QUOTE]
What I always do is go to a point in the conversation I can remember and get the person to repeat it with me. I only do it with friends because people might think you're a bit strange if you do it with people who don't know you very well.
When looking for free software, never type in 'free [software]' as you'll just get trials and time wasters, instead search 'open source [software]'.
Don't try and do physics after 36 hours of no sleep.
Don't put your alarm clock near your bed; place it somewhere further so you have to get up and walk around.
Drink more water.
keep knives out of reach of children.
[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;39136688]Don't put your alarm clock near your bed; place it somewhere further so you have to get up and walk around.
Drink more water.[/QUOTE]
I have like, 5 alarms set up to go off at different times in different ares for this reason. I need to go walk to each one to turn them off. By the time I'm done I'm usually awake.
If you have a flat doorknob (The ones that are like a handle) then you can put a small stack of coins on top so that if anyone opens the door, the coins fall to the ground and make tons of noise.
Walk near the edges of stairs to prevent them from creaking. Same goes for floors.
[QUOTE=Clio;39039707]Scavenge the seafloor for nutrients![/QUOTE]
I GOT THE REFERENCE I DESERVE A MEDAL
...ask a lobster? anyone? no? ok
Have a glass of water by your bed at night. When you wake up, drink it. It will clear your head and wake you up
When you're having a bad day, smile. Trick your brain into thinking you're happy
Be able to laugh at yourself, don't take jokes seriously
[QUOTE=matt.ant;39133458]When looking for free software, never type in 'free [software]' as you'll just get trials and time wasters, instead search 'open source [software]'.[/QUOTE]
Better use freeware/shareware.
Open source can still be commercial.
(Free X software usually helps too)
Trim your pubes, don't shave them.
Women don't want to feel like they're having sex with a 13 yr old.
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Well, maybe some of them.
Be understanding, when talking about an issue always attempt to see it from the other person's point of view. Even if their view is completely insane, always think of it the way that they do, if nothing else it helps find flaws in their logic. Bonus points for understanding why Hitler committed genocide.
never use mycleanpc.com or any .com cleanup service, Ccleaner and a simple defrag can work wonders, espeacially since writers of the comercials make up the most retarded dialog, proof being i tried logging into mycleanpc.com from an ipod touch, said i had 95 viruses and my C:/programs/windows64 file was fragmented
Sunnyside xylol removes paint from plastic pretty well.
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If you wipe instead of soaking, that is.
Try to make tomorrow better than yesterday. Even if it's just reminding yourself to smile during the day, it goes a long way to brightening not only your life, but everyone's life around you.
you don't have to agree with everything someone says to be their friend.
and they don't have to agree with everything you say.
-Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
-Lost your phone charger? Dont want to buy a new one? Look no futher then a Hotel. Hotels are #1 place to lose them, simply ask the man or lady at the desk and say you believe you lost your charger.
They sometimes have a big bin full of them.
eat
* keep all the usb cords you find. never know when you'll need a usb to smaller usb or what have you.
* pour soda while holding the cup at a 45-ish degree angle. it'll fizz a lot less!
* play on the computer or stimulate yourself somehow in the morning to jumpstart your day. for us highschoolers this mostly means a quick morning wank. seriously, for some reason masturbating in the morning wakes me up like magic. it also reduces that uncomfortable arousal that most highschool gents deal with seeing as you spent your fuel in the morning.
* stuffy noses and cold-like stuff sucks. for stuffy noses, masturbation works wonders (any gender works - the adrenaline produced opens your sinus cavities.) a spoonful of honey helps with congestion as well. peppermints make good stand-ins for cough drops, too!
* wash and condition your hair before washing your skin. washing up with soap after doing your hair will cleanse the oils in the conditioner off of your skin, helping with acne and oily skin.
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