'...Only to have white hair caused by the trouble that never comes'
[editline]12th January 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=bisousbisous;39149822]Trim your pubes, don't shave them.
Women don't want to feel like they're having sex with a 13 yr old.
[editline]9th January 2013[/editline]
Well, maybe some of them.[/QUOTE]
And you don't want that acne and horrible, horrible itching. Shaving pubes: Never again.
Buy yourself a suit. You'll thank me later.
Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
Don't buy fire starters; you can make several dozen for the price of one using egg cartons, paraffin wax, and saw dust.
Get your hands wet or muddy before handling frogs and salamanders, it is easier on their skin.
Some good things to carry with you at all times: something to write with, a lighter (even if you dont smoke it comes in handy), a pocket knife, some paper (even just 2-3 small pieces in your wallet works) or a "Butt book" (A small notebook kept in your back pocket)
Dont tie a glowstick around your penis then go waterskiing at 1am.
pulling out is not an acceptable form of contraception
Keep breathing!
[QUOTE=Gekkosan;39193088]Keep breathing![/QUOTE]
Life saving advice right there.
Fisting without lube is very painfull.
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