Non-sexual things you still inexplicably find sexy.
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plaid shirts on women are simply amazing
Surrealist landscapes and geometry patterns
I don't know why, whenever I see those I can't stop thinking about sex and such.
long socks, ginger or ashen hair, and unusual eye colours (contact lens will suffice)
and makeup only when it is really effective and nice looking
they also have to be pleasant to listen to. i'm not really sure how to describe my preferred voice, though.
Girls smiling in the rain.
Girls with french accents are pretty nice
Power armor
[QUOTE=KillRay;49476185]Power armor[/QUOTE]
Do you like to watch someone enter and exit it over and over?
[sp]A friend of mine wanted to romance Danse, so he'd get in power armor, get out, sleep and hour, get in, get out, sleep over and over and over[/sp]
Accents, shorts, sneakers.
Some English words like "naughty" or "collar", cause I learned what they mean by coming across them on NSFW sites. :v:
[QUOTE=Gilgadood;49470716]Ladies in business attire[/QUOTE]
[img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3d/Short_skirt_cover_CAKE.jpg[/img]
black people
Five o'clock shadow on guys as long as it's not patchy or gross looking
Well done tattoos, piercings, pretty much body modifications in general are extremely sexy to me
holding hands
Side ponytails.
[img]http://scene-media.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/watanabes-r32.jpg[/img]
Sex on wheels
Oh the things I would love to post in this topic...
[QUOTE=Helix Snake;49481393]Oh the things I would love to post in this topic...[/QUOTE]
Do you want to go back to the ways that fp treated you before you became youtube popular?
[sp]or should I call you Key_in_Skillee?[/sp]
[QUOTE=Propane Addict;49481414]Do you want to go back to the ways that fp treated you before you became youtube popular?[/QUOTE]
No, that's why I'm not posting them
[QUOTE=Helix Snake;49481393]Oh the things I would love to post in this topic...[/QUOTE]
Ragdoll glitches?
[QUOTE=Helix Snake;49481393]Oh the things I would love to post in this topic...[/QUOTE]
Lizards? Dinosaurs? Scales?
Not sure if it was you but I remember hearing someone confessing that they start jacking off furiously on the spot when they see a lizard or something.
[QUOTE=WaffleCopter;49481612]Lizards? Dinosaurs? Scales?
Not sure if it was you but I remember hearing someone confessing that they start jacking off furiously on the spot when they see a lizard or something.[/QUOTE]
OK that certainly was not me.
Freckles
Blonde or red hair
Green or blue eyes
Shyness
Intelligence & creativity
Non-feminine or dark, long clothing
Has the same sick sense of humour/not easily offended
[QUOTE=Katatonic717;49476252]Do you like to watch someone enter and exit it over and over?
[sp]A friend of mine wanted to romance Danse, so he'd get in power armor, get out, sleep and hour, get in, get out, sleep over and over and over[/sp][/QUOTE]
Danse? Pfffft. The real winner here is MacCready.
[img]https://41.media.tumblr.com/69ba97b8a2385ed100712a3f7fe3a0d6/tumblr_nzfty2BNvv1r653qfo4_540.jpg[/img]
[sp]..mainly for aligning with pretty much everything I mentioned in the first post. That aesthetic~~ and whatnot.[/sp]
Also, sorry Helix Snake, dinos are long gone.
I kinda like eartip piercings. But only up about 3, and small ring ones.
Also platinum blonde/whitish hair.
[QUOTE=Tobin;49475920]Shaved eyebrows
Whoopi Goldberg, Syd Barrett, Iggy Pop, all hotties[/QUOTE]
i've always thought the physical sensation of shaving my eyebrows off would be very satisfying
but i want my eyebrows
[video=youtube;U1SiveWVIIo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1SiveWVIIo[/video]
This and the movie Antichrist get me in the mood every time.
Socks, thigh highs, glasses and ties.
Eyes are a big thing for me. I also prefer girls to be shorter than I am and around the same level of intelligence as me.
I like the attention.
Girls asking me something, complimenting, or just unannounced do something that involves me. Feels relaxing and like I'm not a wallflower.
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