• What do you do while pooping?
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Read comics.
Play bass or guitar, or read PC gamer.
jerk off
Browse FP cause I have nothing better to do
Laptop; Facepunch.
Read Vogue magazines that has an article about the particular actresses I like.
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Browse android/iphone/ovi store I do it all the time
Listen to my friend's flute [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG67DiXkjhg[/media]
I do this. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYW6C44zo24&feature=related[/media]
There's a mirror right in front of my toilet There's also a mirror right behind my toilet
I shit and piss at the same time.
I would prepare the wiping tissue ahead of time and listen if anyone is near the door because it will get really awkward if a person on the other side hears your poop splash in the water, and if that happens I keep thinking what will his reaction be? And does that person think differently of me now?
I listen to music.
Think how awesome it is to be getting paid to shit.
I think about how I'm gonna use my stream of piss to knock a turd off of the dry part of the toilet bowl into the water.
Flail my arms and legs frantically.
Jack off
i put my seat belt on
Sing in Falsetto
focus on being quiet, and getting the hell out of there, my dorm building has shared bathrooms and there are some crazy people here. I fear they will look throught the crack...
Imagine awesome movies starring me. This happens while listening to music too, Different situations depending on music.
cum and start farting
eat chips while pooping. maximum scat go!
if you don't play pokemon while pooping then you're missing out on the finer things in life
I shout this when I am on the toilet. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SqC_m3yUDU[/media]
I heard squatting is best way to shit.
I'm pooping right now
I tickle my poop as I comes out
[video=youtube;QahldpVnlCw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QahldpVnlCw[/video] At 0:18
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