• What do you do while pooping?
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I walk past the closest person I see.
Recite the U.S constitution word by word to the congress of D.C.
I sit on a toilet.
...fap? Seriously though, I usually just sit there and contemplate my day. Think about what has happened, what I'm going to do, have a little mental debate or two, and often think of video game ideas and dream about what it would be like to own a multi-billion dollar game developing company, like Gabe Newel, or a well renown indie developer, like Garry or Notch (of course without the constant vacations and not getting sued over BS). I used to play on my laptop sometimes but now it's broken.
I practice my super saiyan transformation
I wipe my ass then check the toilet paper to see if anything's on it. Then to my surprise I usually see nothing on it and do it again.
I go on facepunch. Guess what i'm doing right now
Well while I'm pooping, I poop.
fap
I get BRILLIANT ideas.
I get confused about how everyone else seems to take ages to do a shit when I just shit within the space of one minute.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA8wmqPI63M&feature=related[/media] Sing that song on 1:20
i usually play my ipod or go on my phone. Then i get sucked into it then forget i was done shitting.
Think about how I could have won my last Starcraft II match. Or think about what I'm going to mod Oblivion with.
I eat shit and die
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