• Have you fucked your own teddy bear?
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no but i've seen several photos of women fucked by teddy bears.
[QUOTE=DemonDog;27217614]no but i've seen several photos of women fucked by teddy bears.[/QUOTE] It's okay if hot women do it.
Sounds useful...
oh god what
Nope
um maybe
I have a friend who had an orgy with one of his friends and a big teddy bear. His sister walked in on them and blackmailed him for a year.
Why the fuck whould you do that?
Goddamn, you were that desperate?
[QUOTE=Jockedevian;27215485]Have you? In puberty maybe? I did, once was so horny - True story:buddy: [B]Edit:[/B] Made a hole with a knife on it[/QUOTE] What honestly made you think that this was going to be a good thread. :frog:
No although my friend said he did once. Also if I did it would be fucked up the closest thing I really had was the fucking dinosaur from digimon.
[img]http://www.bothbrainsandbeauty.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/226-1111954595-ugly_man.jpg[/img] The OP
Nope
.. the fuuuuck?
No! I would never do that to Mr. Crackers! YOU MONSTER!
No, but I fucked a real bear once.
Because naturally everyone's first reaction to a treasured item from their childhood is to stick their dick into it.
never had a bear, even then I wouldn't stick my dick in one.
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
I have a blanky [QUOTE=Hizan;27216074]The definition of idiot will be found between the keys "I" and "["[/QUOTE] Did you make that up? [editline]cock[/editline] Silly question, I bet you didn't
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zst7d0nhcno&feature=related[/media]
Dude, what the fuuuck
[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;27226604][img_thumb]http://www.bothbrainsandbeauty.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/226-1111954595-ugly_man.jpg[/img_thumb] The OP[/QUOTE] [img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:IAxnAzDv4YmXaM:http://jnsq.blogg.se/images/2010/fuckyou_77864995.jpg&t=1[/img]
I have with a oversized pikachu pillow and my giant stuffed penguin. It's fake fur kinda stuck together and got hard. Only reason why is cause there is literally no girls here :smithicide:
Well, not with my own bear from when I was young, hell no. But I did once cut open a plush whale. Although, I took one look at the stuffing and thought "Thats gonna chafe like a bitch" and buried it in the backyard.
I did it with a pillow. :smith:
[QUOTE=Siminov;27216013]Op is a closet furry.[/QUOTE] Big difference between furry and plushophile, my friend. [editline]6th January 2011[/editline] It's not a majority, that's for sure.
I feel like posting that certain porn-video where they guy fucks an inflatable animal (I think it was a deer?) but I'd rather not.
FUCK! Accidentally voted "Yes"
[QUOTE=teslath;27228728]No, but I fucked a real bear once.[/QUOTE] Her name was tim
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