Have you guys seen the video '2 guys 1 horse'?
One guy is recording, the other one is touching his ass to the horse's penis..
The penis was 0.8 m (with my calculating).
...
The horse fucked him
As we all can see!
[B]66 people are clearely NORMAL[/B].
And...
[B]50 people are like me, NOT SO NORMAL[/B]
And for the final...
[B]192 PEOLE THINGS I'M FUCKED IN THE HEAD[/B]
Doo do do:sax:
I would never fuck my OWN teddy bear.
Would mess up our friendship.
So today I learned 17% of fast threads have fucked a teddy bear.
OP, making a hole in your teddy bear and fucking it is sexual assault.
Rape :smithicide:
[QUOTE=teslath;27228728]No, but I fucked a real bear once.[/QUOTE]
Who didn't?
[QUOTE=PvtVain;27234301]I have with a oversized pikachu pillow and my giant stuffed penguin.
It's fake fur kinda stuck together and got hard. Only reason why is cause there is literally no girls here :smithicide:[/QUOTE]
:colbert:
I thought you had a "Girl friend" I remember you offering to send pics of her to someone if they gift you a game.
My god have you even seen the inside of a teddy bear? Your dick must look like it just went into a blender.
I haven't, but interestingly; [url]http://tube.4gifs.com/2010/anna-teddy-bear-strapon/[/url]
[QUOTE=TheIceman;27243411]I haven't, but interestingly; [url]http://tube.4gifs.com/2010/anna-teddy-bear-strapon/[/url][/QUOTE]
I've been expecting someone to post this. Took you long enough, Facepunch.
[QUOTE=Shade0fToast;27215570]yes, but it wasnt a tebby bear....it was a over sized pikachu pillow[/QUOTE]
holy shit me too, highfive.
:wtc:
Yes, it was tigger
I've fucked my pencil sharpener before. But then again, who hasn't? :smug:
[QUOTE=Takeout;27248936]I've fucked my pencil sharpener before. But then again, who hasn't? :smug:[/QUOTE]
people who don't have a pencil dick
:3:
[QUOTE=Snapzies;27250043]people who don't have a pencil dick[/QUOTE]
At least i'll have the sharpest tool in the shed. :v:
[QUOTE=Takeout;27250866]At least i'll have the sharpest tool in the shed. :v:[/QUOTE]
And its shorter
and bloodier
and infected with some sort of penic STD from everyone else sticking their pencils in it
[img]http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/i/21659/original/Serious_Hank_hill_by_Beastly_B13.jpg?1254773440[/img]
Bobby...what in the hell?
I never had a teddy bear.
But I wouldn't do it anyway.
I once had a human sized duck, that I fucked regularly, it also had a brother that I fucked.
[QUOTE=09'er;27291149]I once had a human sized duck, that I fucked regularly, it also had a brother that I fucked.[/QUOTE]
Fuck you probably murdered their fucking mother in front of them you sick fuck :geno:
Why did so many people rate yes?
[QUOTE=Flubadoo;27304383]Why did so many people rate yes?[/QUOTE]
Thos yes ratings seem to have come out of nowhere, literally...
[B]1,252[/B] people have fucked their own teddy bear
[B]Edit:[/B] Atleast what they think they've done:sax:
[QUOTE=Doome;27309080][B]1,252[/B] people have fucked their own teddy bear
[/QUOTE] [img]http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/4628157/Forever-Alone.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Forever-Alone[/img]
Why the fuck would you do that?
No, but I've done worse.
No but a friend of mine did it a long time ago.
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