I tried one time but then I felt fucking terrible and sewed it back up immediately.
What's with all the horrible 4 month old thread bumps lately. It's not cool.
I'm hoping the 1100 responses for yes are as a joke.
[QUOTE=agentgamma;28965287][img_thumb]http://www.indianpublicholidays.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/teddy-bear-wallpapers.jpg[/img_thumb]
How could you? :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
The more they struggle the harder I get.
What the fuck Facepunch? 1276 Yes's?!
I really did not expect this result
[QUOTE=mynames2long;29000897]Wouldn't you get a rugburn?
And wouldn't it be all sticky inside? D:[/QUOTE]
I used dup tape on top of my penis
The results don't surprise me.
bump
bump, oh I'm so sorry I just had to:v:
If you read this you're gay:smile:
[QUOTE=Hizan;27216074]The definition of idiot will be found between the keys "I" and "["[/QUOTE]
Its OPÅ for me :v:
I do not fuck my teddy bear anymore.
I focus most of my vacuum cleaner, it is said that it is better than your girlfriend!
[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;27215578][img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/wcTjK.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
who is that?
[QUOTE=Jockedevian;27215699]Maybe I shouldn't make this even worse and more gross...
It was a teddy dog:p
A gold colored one[/QUOTE]
jesfuckingshitballschrist why
[QUOTE=Passerby Silver;27215537]No, but I know a girl who tried many years ago. Or at least, there was a rumor she did...[/QUOTE]
But...how...
I kinda do, I mean, I didn't make a hole.
I hump my stitch teddy regularly.
I personally don't care what you guys think of me anymore, this place wouldn't be half as entertaining if everyone was "normal"
Then again, I have a thing for humping inanimate objects anyway.
The thread isn't the disturbing part. What's disturbing is the fucking poll results. I actually feel like the odd one out.
[IMG]http://i52.tinypic.com/2lxxwuf.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Doome;29533864]If you read this you're gay:smile:[/QUOTE]
Congratulations, that is the most inspiring and creative post I have ever read. Cookies for you! :downsbravo:
Would be more satisfying if you would fuck an actual bear,but ok....
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/demoman1.jpg[/img]
[editline]1st May 2011[/editline]
It seems I am not the only furry here.... (but no i dont fuck teddy bears and never have, what the fuck is wrong with you sick fucking fuck fucks...)
[QUOTE=Sgt. Pepper;29542987]
It seems I am not the only furry here.... (but no i dont fuck teddy bears and never have, what the fuck is wrong with you sick fucking fuck fucks...)[/QUOTE]
what are you talking about, there's LOTS of furries here. infact, there used to be a section just for furries.
[QUOTE=Passerby Silver;27215537]No, but I know a girl who tried many years ago. Or at least, there was a rumor she did...[/QUOTE]
I NEVER
My first ejaculation was with the help of my teddy bear.
[QUOTE=Pee;29543217]My first ejaculation was with the help of my teddy bear.[/QUOTE]
I hate you.
My reaction.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/horrifiedreactiono.gif[/img]
I find it funny how most people answer yes, yet the first post gets ~190 agrees.
Have you fucked your teddy bear today ?
Try out the plasmids from Ryan Industries. No woman, no porn...all you need is to mark your teddy bear with this pheromone cum inorganic reanimator plasmid, Sleazy Plasmid. Guaranteed satisfaction like none other or your money back.
You are fucking sick.
[QUOTE=DemonDog;27217614]no but i've seen several photos of women fucked by teddy bears.[/QUOTE]
PEDOBEAR?
no but when i was 12 I cut a hole in my memory foam mattress and released the kraken.
[QUOTE=Deri102;27215502]What the fuck is wrong with you.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Jockedevian;27215485]Have you? In puberty maybe?
I did, once was so horny - True story:buddy:
[B]Edit:[/B] Made a hole with a knife on it[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Insulator;30034260]no but when i was 12 I cut a hole in my memory foam mattress and released the kraken.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://mlkshk.com/r/21JW[/IMG]
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