Baba Vanga (Woman who predicted 9/11 in 1989) predicts WWIII in the next 2 months
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If I am wrong, don't correct me.
[quote]2221: In the search for extra-terrestrial life, humans will come in contact with something terrible.[/quote]
[img]http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/i/18584/original/zerg.jpg?1252935108[/img]
KEKEKEKEKEKE
[QUOTE=Stud Muffin;25387949]We would never go to war with NK, they are allies with China, and China owns basically half of the US.
The US produces %50 of (?)'s goods.. some shit.
Fuck I lost myself...
Anyways, unless they had enough fire power to destroy the entire US at once they wouldn't be stupid enough to try it because they would get annihilated by whatever we had left.
And if something did happen for us to get in the pit with NK we could call china up and be like "Hey get us kum jug-il " and they could go in there in and get him within 2 hours for us. You don't mess with the red army.
Also, China and US would never wage war against each other, we can only exist if we coexist with China, and vice versa.
Apparently without us buying %75 of china's shit half of their population would starve.[/QUOTE]
but,
but what about russia?
Basically, her prediction was that there would be a plane crash with Americans on it at some point in the future.
OH MI GAWD SHE IS Puh-sykik
"Horror, horror! The Polish brethren will fall after being attacked by the steel birds. The wolves will be howling in a bush, and innocent blood will be gushing."
Now you have a prediction for WW2.
[QUOTE=Randdalf;25387550]I'd love to troll a conspiracy theory forum with a completely elaborate and made up theory that makes no sense whatsoever, but you contrive random evidence to make it appear true.[/QUOTE]
I need to know the name of some conspiracy forums [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3344508/Gammalt/gestapo2.gif[/img]
We don't know what the future holds, but we're pretty sure it's not that...
GOD DAMNIT! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER FOR BLACK OPS TO COME OUT IN NOVEMBER AND THEN I HEAR ABOUT THIS SHIT! :argh:
[QUOTE=iusehax;25387956]So.. we use more than 30% of our brain, become robots, become immortal, still have diseases
:wtc:[/QUOTE]
no I'm pretty sure theres something in there about "Winning all diseases."
Let's do this like the real men we are.
See you one the other side boys. :frog:
Lmao read this... the Vamfim..
[url]http://english.pravda.ru/science/mysteries/12-08-2009/108800-vanga-0/[/url]
Yeah, no.
[QUOTE=Solaris;25388352]Lmao read this... the Vamfim..
[url]http://english.pravda.ru/science/mysteries/12-08-2009/108800-vanga-0/[/url][/QUOTE]
[quote]Vanga: “They arrived, but last night, I noticed them standing at my door, beautiful, well-shaped.”
Boyka: “Were you frightened?”
Vanga: “Why would I? We had a nice conversation and off they went.[/quote]
I thought she was blind.
:cop:
Oh god, I first read the thread as "Baby Vagina" :ohdear:
[QUOTE=iusehax;25388452]I thought she was blind.
:cop:[/QUOTE]
Bravo!!
[QUOTE=stone555;25386656]Yeah, bullshit.
She predicted it by saying
Then they interpreted it by saying
Why is it when someone predicts someone you need to base your interpretations on anything that is convenient, instead of what is actually there?[/QUOTE]
Everyone loves twisting shit around and making it look like something else for money.
What a stupid whore.
She didn't predict 9/11, the vagueness and cryptic nature of her "predictions" is absolutely retarded just like nostradamus except even more stupid.
[QUOTE=iusehax;25386772]
2125: Signals from Space will be received in Hungary. (People will be reminded of Baba Vanga - probably due to her alien subjects)
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"I'm an uneducated, self absorbed whore."
[QUOTE=Zing!;25388129]GOD DAMNIT! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER FOR BLACK OPS TO COME OUT IN NOVEMBER AND THEN I HEAR ABOUT THIS SHIT! :argh:[/QUOTE]
Now that I think about it, this could be a prediction for black ops.
[quote]2088: A new disease makes you grow old in seconds.
2097: The Fast-Aging Disease is cured.[/quote]
Great, I only have to wait 9 goddamn years to get the cure for my Fast-Aging Disease.
[quote]2187: 2 large volcanic eruptions will be successfully stopped.[/quote]
How the hell are we going to do that?
[quote]2111: People become robots. Probably like androids.
2273: White, black and yellow races will form 1 new race.[/quote]
What the fuck? People still have skin colors as robots? Somewhat disturbing.
[quote]2279: Power will be obtained from nothing. (Possibly a vacuum or a black hole.)
2288: Possible time travel and alien contact.[/quote]
Both are impossible.
[quote]2291: The sun grows cooler. Attempts will be made to make it hot again.[/quote]
I thought we had a few million years for that to happen.
[quote]2299: In France, a resistance movement will rise against Islam.[/quote]
I thought no one really lived in Europe anymore?
[quote]2304: Secrets of the Moon are also revealed.[/quote]
Is there anything we don't know about the moon?
[quote]2480: 2 artificial (man-made) suns will collide and leave the Earth in the dark.[/quote]
How fucking stupid are we that we don't put any kind of safety features on these suns?
[quote]3005: A war on Mars will change the trajectory of the planet.[/quote]
There would have to be a giant-ass bomb for that to happen.
[quote]4304: Found a way to win any disease.[/quote]
The whole human race is rated Winner.
[quote]4599: People achieve immortality.[/quote]
Stupid and pointless. You'll still grow old, your perception of time will speed up to an unbelievable rate, and other humans will make you obsolete.
[quote] 5076: A boundary universe. With it, no one knows.
5078: The decision to leave the boundaries of the universe. While about 40 percent of the population is against it.[/quote]
Even at the size of the Universe now, there would be almost no way for us to reach the edge. Especially because it'll never stop growing. Even if it did, how would you go past a the boundary?
[quote]5079: End of the World.[/quote]
Seriously? Fuck this shit.
My predictions:
2012: /b/ will overflow and flood all the other forums/boards for the internet
man this is easy! Baba Vanga is probably just pullin this stuff out of her ass
2028: A new energy source will be found. Hunger is overcome. A manned space flight will leave for Venus.
no
[quote]3005: A war on Mars will change the trajectory of the planet.
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Reminds me of a show I used to watch where the into to the episode which explained the story about what happened is that a nuclear explosion on the moon send it out of earth's gravitational pull and send it falling through space where they carry out epic journeys.
Now I think about it it was [img]http://cumbriansky.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/space1999_1.jpg[/img]
SPACE 1999
[IMG]http://www.theastralworld.com/prophecies/pics/babavanga.jpg[/IMG]
Holy shit guys I don't know pretty convincing look.
[QUOTE=iusehax;25388826]Reminds me of a show I used to watch where the into to the episode which explained the story about what happened is that a nuclear explosion on the moon send it out of earth's gravitational pull and send it falling through space where they carry out epic journeys.
Now I think about it it was [img_thumb]http://cumbriansky.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/space1999_1.jpg[/img_thumb]
SPACE 1999[/QUOTE]
Amazing series. Watched it in my childhood.
This bitch is batshit insane.
[editline]13th October 2010[/editline]
Or just incredibly retarded.
You know she predicted a lot of stuff for these past years and those didn't happen, they were deleted from the lists so nobody would realize :colbert:
Not bullshit, look it up. Not what I said, but what she said so you can find the original lists of predictions and figure it out.
This is like your 4rth thread today and its about something crazy again
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