Baba Vanga (Woman who predicted 9/11 in 1989) predicts WWIII in the next 2 months - General

4304: Found a way to win any disease. Winner.

Insanity the people power.

Honestly, I would doubt this. For a world war, there would have to be a big strife, allies joing up. I mean, 2 months? Highly doubt it. Before WWII, It was obvious. Germany was being a bit of a dick, while everyone else was kinda flailing around.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;25393231]What the cock would WIII would be about? And who's versing who?[/QUOTE] Doesn't matter, America will win. :c00l:

[QUOTE=SlicedBread;25393785]Honestly, I would doubt this. For a world war, there would have to be a big strife, allies joing up. I mean, 2 months? Highly doubt it. Before WWII, It was obvious. Germany was being a bit of a dick, while everyone else was kinda flailing around.[/QUOTE] Not 2 months, it's actually next month. November 2010, and that's why it's impossible, a war won't sparkle out of nowhere like that.

Why not 2012 ?

That site is bullshit and those are not her actual predictions. She was seen as more of a healer than anything and even when she did make predictions she spoke in such a heavy dialect that it was nearly impossible to understand her. The only prediction I know for sure which she has made and has come true is the sinking of the Kursk submarine.

[QUOTE=iusehax;25386772] 2299: In France, a resistance movement will rise against Islam. [/QUOTE] Took awhile.

[QUOTE]2304:Secrets of the Moon are also revealed. [/QUOTE] The Moon is actually cheddar cheese.

[QUOTE=3com111;25386655]It's ok, I've gotten laid recently. I'm all ready to kick the bucket.[/QUOTE] Lucky

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;25393231]What the cock would WIII would be about? And who's versing who?[/QUOTE] WWIII will be USA vs Canada because that's the world according to NA

2256: A spaceship will bring a new disease to Earth. Oh hai spaceship, that appeared for no apparent reason to send us to our deaths, thanks for your visit. Please come again. Oh wait, we are screwed.

4308: Due to mutation people at last beginning to use their brains more than 34%. Completely lost the notion of evil and hatred. 34%? Too late. (contrary to popular belief, you do NOT use 10% of your brain) 4509: Getting to Know God. The man has finally been reached such a level of development that can communicate with God. Son... I am disappoint. 2304: Secrets of the Moon are also revealed. MOON? You've been holding out on us! Jackass! 2296: Strong explosions in the sun. The forces of gravity will change. Old space stations and satellites will fall. HOW DOES THAT WORK? Magic sun? God did it? FUCKIN MAGNETS? 2291: The sun grows cooler. Attempts will be made to make it hot again. Yes, in 200 years. Seriously, I am an astronomy nerd, that is impossible. 2271: Physics laws will be changed. huh? 2164: Animals turn half-human. Evolution: You're doing it wrong. Darwin is rolling in his grave. 2100: Man-made sun is lighting up the dark side of the planet. I'll say it again. HOW DOES THAT WORK? 2273: White, black and yellow races will form 1 new race. Ok, wat? Yellow? Bart Simpson, What have you been up to? 2123: Wars between small countries. The big countries stay out of it. Yeah man They're above that shit. 2084: Nature is reborn. Okay then. 2028: A new energy source will be found. Hunger is overcome. A manned space flight will leave for Venus. in 18 fucking years? NO. Astronomy nerd. That will NOT happen. Venus will fuck your shit up. 2016: Europe is nearly uninhabited. 6 years? Damn Europe, you're an unlikable one. She's batshit insane. Move along.

[QUOTE]2111: People become robots. Probably like androids.[/QUOTE] People just... become robots? [editline]14th October 2010[/editline] Animals turn half human? wut...

[QUOTE=Artzeponozae;25394141]The Moon is actually cheddar cheese.[/QUOTE] Wensleydale.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;25393231]What the cock would WIII would be about? And who's versing who?[/QUOTE] I dunno. WWIV will be fought with sticks and stones over livestock and women though.

Well, I guess we'll just have to see in 2 months. [editline]14th October 2010[/editline] Oh, shit! Sarah Palin was right - the Muslims are taking over! :tinfoil:

Well, the only remotely interesting thing about this is that the Web Bot Project apparently believes there will be a major war between Israel and Iran starting in November along with some major tipping point incident focussed on the US. It also believes that in December around the 14 there will be some kind of missile launch and World War 3. All bullshit, but at most, kinda funny. Also, the woman was a pretty apparent communist so no surprise that it talks about communism taking over and says something about the exploiters becoming the exploited when China supposedly becomes ruler of the world.

I'd rather trust Webbot then this shit. [editline]14th October 2010[/editline] oh, it appears I've been semi-ninja'd-

[quote]2111: People become robots. Probably like androids. 4599: People achieve immortality. 5079: End of the World.[/quote] If we become androids, then immortality doesn't matter. If we become immortal, hell, the end of the world won't even matter to us either because we'll still be alive [quote]I'll finish this with Baba Vanga's own words: "Never take on the fools. They are not so dangerous as they seem, do not try to change them. Morons can do you more harm. [i]They can do something that will cause quite a stir among all the people.[/i]"[/quote] I honestly think this quote of her own is, word for word, describing herself in every way possible [img]http://www.theastralworld.com/prophecies/pics/babavanga.jpg[/img] /facepalm

[quote]4308: Due to mutation people at last beginning to use their brains more than 34%. Completely lost the notion of evil and hatred. [/quote] 5-10% of brain myth? wow you could make an effort to make it sound at least slightly fucking credible, instead of basing it on urban myths

When a war starts, I'm moving to Moscow, Russia.

I've never seen bullshit in this large quantities.

Don't worry guys, I have an M60 and Carl Gustav RPG , I'll pwn them russian nubs

watch her be wrong

It would be the best birthday present for me. :razz:

2076: Communism takes over. Can't wait for this to happen :smug: CONVERT THE WORLD TO COMMUNISM

[QUOTE=alienmartian23;25386592][url]http://www.theastralworld.com/prophecies/babavanga.php[/url] she's never been wrong before...:ohdear:[/QUOTE] If world war III happens in the next two months then I'll bend forward, snap my back and proceed to fellate myself whilst humming camp town races. In other words, this ain't gonna happen. Also what the fuck is up with all the conspiracy theory loving fuck sticks on facepunch now? it's like they're fucking invading.

Can I at least have my 20th bday first?

[QUOTE=InsanePyro;25396079]Can I at least have my 20th bday first?[/QUOTE] No.