Getting raped to death for posting in Fast Threads.
Will get ass raped by a hobo in the ass with a knife.
Old age.
One of his rape victims will fight back.
You'll die in a grease fire on your way to the airport to meet your newly discovered bastard son.
Anal rape with 2 SUPER MEGA DRILL COMBO BREAKERRRRRRRRRRR
98 yrs old, you are feeding ducks at the pond, when all the sudden the bread runs out. You start to walk away, but the ducks want more bread. So, they surround you and devour you. That, my friend, is how you die.
[QUOTE=TheIceman;17933914]98 yrs old, you are feeding ducks at the pond, when all the sudden the bread runs out. You start to walk away, but the ducks want more bread. So, they surround you and devour you. That, my friend, is how you die.[/QUOTE]
Very Clique
Somebody opened you and drank you...
You'll become a daredevil, press a button that says, "This button will kill you, do not press". However, when you press the button, nothing happens and you go off to claim your bet money from your friend, but once you meet him, he shoots you in the nuts.
[QUOTE=Xybjj;17942951]You'll become a daredevil, press a button that says, "This button will kill you, do not press". However, when you press the button, nothing happens and you go off to claim your bet money from your friend, but once you meet him, he shoots you in the nuts.[/QUOTE]
I don't have any nuts...
I shot you in the head for being so wrong...
Becomes depressed and frustrated since people tend to keep you down and don't support your opinions.
So you drink your self to death. On the upside. At least you will be happy!
[QUOTE=Ori Child;17944419]Becomes depressed and frustrated since people tend to keep you down and don't support your opinions.
So you drink your self to death. On the upside. At least you will be happy![/QUOTE]
How did you know?
Killed yourself for feeling sorry for me...
Died of laughter at my firefighter joke.
Again another happy ending :keke:
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