• Predict how the user above will die.
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i prefer amethyst myself, and that's how you'll die
Set on fire.
impossible, the cold'd make it go away also via frosty the snow puyunk
An amethyst colored crystal made of sugar
Prawns
Pyro.
Space marine
A horrible accident involving a collapsed building, a huge sinkhole, a small meteorite, and muffins.
attacked by BIRDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
His Shanty Shack collapses on him as he's sleeping.
Old age.
You are walking down the street to buy a drink from the corner shop, while crossing the road a car clips you causing you to loose you balace, you fall face first into dog shit. You get up and stagger back into the road and get hit by anohter car, while you are lying on the floor somebody phones you an ambulance. When it arrives they have't a clue were on the street you acutally are, because of your grey clothing theuy fail to see you lying in the middle of the raod and run you over. You kidnely shoot out your arse, you die, game over.
Uh, lung cancer
You live to the age of 87, when you slowly die of old age. Immediately afterward you are reborn. You look down and see a vagina. You think to yourself "fuck yes" but your memory is erased almost immediately after.
A giant badass bee stings him in the private part area :downs:
flying penis raid nobody lives
Is murdered by a traumatized individual who went insane after reading his stories.
where is flashn00b anyways also youll be killed by an asian military man from denmark
You choked on your saliva and died
You choked on your jizz and died.
You choked on zorkypoo's corpse and died.
A vacuum cleaner sucked your stomach out your mouth.
Suicide after permabanned... you have about 1 month left.
poisoned in his corned beef hash
Shark attack.
A robber shoots you 5 times in the face.
AIDs You bumlord.
Ebola
Shot in the testicles.
Getting crushed in a butt rape police orgy after robbing Wendys
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