No, danny, I haven't.
When's your birthday?
(what year)
Every year.
What do koalas taste like?
wouldn't know, its too cold here for them, also no eucolyptus leaves for them, but in my oppinion they probably taste like gummy bears, meat flavored gummy bears
if you could be whatever you wanted, but had to give up all your constitutional rights (ie become a second class citizen,) would you do it?
No.
What time would you normally go to sleep at?
9 PM
Do you like my story?
Then Garry opened the letter, inside the message read " I'm so proud of you! It reminds me of why I love you so much, whenever you code with the office cam my heart burns with a a fiery passion. Whenever I see your pictures Garry, I stare at your strong sexy body and handsome face, and when I view the picture of you on your bed; I just have to stare at your crotch. That turns me on so much that I start imagining us giving each other anal and oral, my boner rages for you, I fap to you Garry. Good job GareBear. -signed a big fan" Garry felt his heart grow warm, he was touched and moved by the charisma of the letter. "I have to put this on my wall." he said. While entering the doorway to his office his eyes came across something that wasn't there when he left. "Hi Gare." the shy words of this timid greeting came out of the mouth of his old friend, Hezzy. The outcast stood awaiting for Garry's response, Garry did nothing more than stare into his old friend's beautiful eyes. Garry felt shocked more than anything else, both persons stood still, staring at each other with emotionless faces. This moment passed on for a matter of minutes. Finally Hezzy spoke out, "I...I uh, haven't spoken or seen you in a long time Garry, how are you?" Hoping to ease Garry, Hezzy made an unsure motion scratching his head with his right hand. Garry finally woke up from his trance, deciding whether to feel anger toward his friend's action of breaking into his office or hospitalize him and share a welcome. Garry managed to give a low mutter "How did you get in?" "You left a window open and I entered while you were occupied reading the letter." Hezzy responded. Then Garry remembered he had the letter in his hand and quickly shoved it into his pocket, Garry hoped Hezzy wouldn't find out what was on the letter or he may be criticized and humiliated for it. "No no, it's okay it's okay." Hezzy whispers to Garry while reaching for Garry's hand with the letter in it. Hezzy leaned his head and body forward in front of Garry "I wrote that for you, I love you Garry." Garry at last realized that this was his ultimate fan and lover, this was the man for him. Even though he had banned him from the great and mighty community, Facepunch; Hezzy forgave him. Garry closes his eyes and pushes his lips onto Hezzy's, proceeding to make out and have oral, Hezzy grabs Garry's dick and rubs it. Garry moans in enjoyment as he uses his hand to massage Hezzy's cock and his other hand for Hezzy's ass. Hezzy unbuckles Garry's belt and slips his pants down slowly, Garry then turns around and bends over only to pull down his underwear and reveal his ass and cock to Hezzy. Hezzy licks Garry's asscrack for an uncertain amount of time. "Take off your clothes" Garry says in a sexual manner. Hezzy does so and now the only view in the room is Garry's desk and two naked men. "Let me suck your dick" Hezzy requested, Garry responds with a no and lays his back on the floor. With his legs spread open Garry pulls Hezzy down and tells him to get into 69 position. Both men are sucking each other off at the same time and moans fill the room. "Mmmmm,Mmmm,Mmmm" Both Hezzy and Garry are enjoying the taste of the other's dick. Garry pulls his mouth from Hezzy's dick and proceeds to say "Your anus tastes so good!" and continues to resume Hezzy's cock. Then end.
No, I proved years ago that they're both the same people. [/sarcasm]
What are you doing tomorrow?
[b]Edit:[/b]
Since it is above and the flow got fucked up somewhere it seems, I do have the the last unreleased version on my Desktop in my other room dated December 9th, 2009. However it is 30 gigs of content, so it will take a long while for me to upload it in case it begins to be popular again like it was.
you still got a link to your fallout 3 mod pack?
Where am I?
In an old thread you revived.
Why was this thread revived?
idk
What is love?
Something I never felt yet.
Do you like bacon?
Do I like bacon? No. Do I love it? Yes
Could you, would you in a Car?
Could I? Yes. Would I in a car? Maybe.
Did you have sexual contact with a female homo sapiens yet?
Nope, and never wanted to.
Could you, would you in a Boat?
If I could? No. Would I no?
Any female you ever desired but were too fucking beta/gamma to approach?
Why the hell you slept with my grandpa?
[QUOTE=Wizy;38320142]Why the hell you slept with my grandpa?[/QUOTE]
I think you're a bit mistaken here, you should awnser my question and make a new one for the user that will post below you.
Anyway I'll go on here: I didn't sleep with your grandpa.
Any female you wanted to talk to and ask out but were too fucking beta/gamma/shy to approach?
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I give up, you fags win. :suicide:
Why the hell you slept with my grandpa?
[QUOTE=Blue Meanie;38320213]Why the hell you slept with my grandpa?[/QUOTE]
Thats right, he didnt answered me!
[QUOTE=jonoPorter;38320123]If I could? No. Would I no?
Any female you ever desired but were too fucking beta/gamma to approach?[/QUOTE]
Yep :(. Who doesn't know a chick like that?
If you could murder one person you've encountered in your life with no consequences who would it be and why?
My father, he's a prick.
Would you do it you faggot?
No, ur a faget
What are you doing in here?
waiting fo my game to start
what is your name/ quest / favourite color?
My favorite color is hot pink cause it's manly in many ways.
Do you like Green Eggs and Ham?
Fuck no. I eat babies for breakfast.
Have you ever seen the raaaaiiiiiiinnnnn ???
I live in the desert, daddy whats rain?
How are Dildos made?
3D printers and paint.
How are babies formed?
Two.
How are planets formed?
God makes them.
What is the meaning of life?
42
Why are corgis the best dog breed?
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