Testicular torsion.
[editline]20th September 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=Whitefox08;48718850]I once had to take a huge shit, like a solid 9/10 big boy. I took the mindset of taking it slow so I didn't cry like a bitch. But then disaster struck, I sneezed and my turd exceeded mach 7 as it left my body. Never felt pain like that, and I've broken bones before.[/QUOTE]
What I hate is when you're taking a crap and it sabots, like where you get a fart that gets between two pieces of shit and blasts one out. That sucks.
[editline]20th September 2015[/editline]
Oh yeah, and I also fell down the stairs one time. That was fun. There was also that time I burned myself on an exhaust manifold of a power generator and someone made a logo design out of it. Oh, and there was also cutting my hand open on a bottle and getting stitches.
Jeez, I'm starting to think I'm a hazard to myself...
Hitting my knee on something. One of the worst things I can think of, so painful you get nauseated and blurry vision.
Stung by a paper wasp ~3 years ago.
The good: I have a pretty impressive pain threshold now!
The bad: the screaming.
Schmidt insect pain-scale description: [I]"the wasp’s sting as a burning and caustic feeling, similar to how someone would feel if hydrochloric acid was poured on a paper cut"[/I]
Going to the dentist for the first time in 10 years, I was 14 at the time and I took really shitty care of my teeth as a kid so a[B] lot[/B] had to be done. Once they finished their work I could only describe the feeling as if my teeth were grinded down to black nubs and someone was rubbing tin foil on them, it was so fucking excruciating and it felt like I was lying there forever.
If I ever get in a legit fight I'd be protecting my mouth more than the rest of me, I mean I could take getting socked in the face but tooth pain is a special kind of pain.
I've had part of my throat die and rot away. Not only was the pain unbearable, I couldn't drink or eat anything, and the taste was atrocious. Yeah, imagine getting a slab of rotting pork and keeping it in your mouth for a week. I have pics if anyone is daring enough.
Probably appendicitis. I feel like there's something else I'm forgetting but eh. It's like a really intense stomach ache, but it doesn't subside no matter what position you're in. Like, you know how if you lie still and find the right position you can sometimes stop feeling it for a while? That doesn't work.
My friend threw a dumbbell at my balls. 1.5kg yo.
[QUOTE=James xX;48730211]I've had part of my throat die and rot away. Not only was the pain unbearable, I couldn't drink or eat anything, and the taste was atrocious. Yeah, imagine getting a slab of rotting pork and keeping it in your mouth for a week. I have pics if anyone is daring enough.[/QUOTE]
how did that even happen? :jawdrop:
I was stupid enough to drill holes in a steel girder above me, looking up with no eye protection.
A few metal splinters stuck in my eyeball which had to be removed but the situation got worse. A few of the splinters embedded in my eyelid inside and this turned into an abscess , they had to roll my swollen eyelid back on a giant cotton bud and cut it with a scalpel to release the pus etc. They had to strap me to a chair 1st as I wasn't a willing participant. I cried for ages after.
[QUOTE=karlosfandango;48731269]I was stupid enough to drill holes in a steel girder above me, looking up with no eye protection.
A few metal splinters stuck in my eyeball which had to be removed but the situation got worse. A few of the splinters embedded in my eyelid inside and this turned into an abscess , they had to roll my swollen eyelid back on a giant cotton bud and cut it with a scalpel to release the pus etc. They had to strap me to a chair 1st as I wasn't a willing participant. I cried for ages after.[/QUOTE]
I don't think I'd want anything bad to happen to my eyes, being blind honestly scares me, even though I know the basics to getting around with a white cane as my vision isn't too great start with :v:
Two years ago my retina nearly detached from my eye and I had to have surgery and a scleral buckle put around my eye to fix it. Neither did the near-detachment or the surgery hurt, but when they dilate your eyes and push that light thingy into your pupil, god damn I fucking hate that
One time I was walking in the kitchen and slipped on a small puddle of water. My foot gave and I fell right on my tail bone. I'm what you'd call on the skinny side so it probably hurt more for me than it would for most.
I must have been screaming for a solid 5 minutes.
I recently caught my dick in my zipper
Jerking off ends in blood
I went airsofting and removed the bandana in front of my mouth for five seconds because my goggles were fogging up. Got into an intense firefight immediately after. First BB that hit me chipped one of my front teeth in half, uncovering the nerve. Went to BK and couldnt even eat the burger without suffering immense pain. I had to ask a guy for eating utensils and he looked at me funny. Simply raising my lip was enough to remove that smirk off his face.
But the real pain was when the nerve was dying, I'd have to bite my hand for one to two minutes straight to reducee it. When I went to the dentist was absolute hell however. I got a syringe in my upper jaw to tranq my nerves and the dentist started grinding immediately after, right on the nerve. The anesthaesia didnt fully kick in yet. I've never clutched a chair so hard in my life lol
[editline]22nd September 2015[/editline]
I wear a mesh mask since that happened, and if anyone tells me it looks dummb, I tell them in full detail what it was like.
[QUOTE=James xX;48730211]I've had part of my throat die and rot away. Not only was the pain unbearable, I couldn't drink or eat anything, and the taste was atrocious. Yeah, imagine getting a slab of rotting pork and keeping it in your mouth for a week. I have pics if anyone is daring enough.[/QUOTE]
Holy crap I'm morbidly curious, can you post the pics under an NSFW tag?
Grinding away that tooth smelled like shit too. It smelled like burnt rotting flesh or something, really hard to describe
I'm really susceptible to ingrown toenails. Surgical removal of the large toenail resulted in screaming for about 8 hours until I overdosed on painkillers and fell asleep. I never felt so relieved to actually sleep without the immense torture that I had to go through. Never again.
I've never really had any bad physical pain. I mean, all of that is generally bearable.
Emotionally and mentally though, when my dad died. That shit tore me up, and I'm still trying to get used to it. It's not as bad as it was, but every now and again I have a dream or daydream or something with him in it and it sucks.
okay nevermind what i said before for some reason when i listen to this
[video=youtube;B5kDt-zEMi8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5kDt-zEMi8[/video]
i literally die inside because for some reason i connect it with my grandmother's passing and i break down
I had nose surgery a year or two ago from when I broke it as a child. I had to rest in bed for a week straight, and any time anything touched my nose it would result in the same pain as stubbing your toe throughout my whole nose and it would sting for nearly an hour after. It didn't help that I move around in my sleep and would constantly poke it on my pillow. It sucked, but at least I can breath better now.
The doctor and my parent asked if I would want to look into getting cosmetic surgery so my nose wouldn't look broken, but after hearing that I'd have to go through something similar I refused.
When I was a little kid, I wasn't looking where I was going and I stumbled onto a parked motorcycle. My bare leg fell onto the exhaust pipe and I got a third-degree burn. All I heard was the sound. It sounded like greasy bacon being put on a frying pan. Except it was my leg.
Touching something hot on the stove.
I was just a kid.
Getting warts burned with liquid notrogen. Awful shit.
Sharp pain in my balls for about a week. During the day it'd be fine, barring minor discomfort. However at night I'd be pacing back and forth or scrunched over in absolute pain, on and off, for about an hour or two. When the pain dithered away and I could finally lay down and get some rest, I had to sleep as still as possible or move really slowly or the pain would come back. Cried a lot.
I was scared they were getting twisted or something, so I went to the doctor and they shrugged it off as growing pains. Ball growing pains. Hope you dames out there like big balls.
I'm emotionally dead inside, so no mental or emotional pain for quite some time.
When I was younger, me and my brother were just fucking around. I got locked jaw, started to panick and my brother said, "I know what to do", so did he a nice swift kick to the bottom of it and heard a loud crack. Passed out because of it, honestly because apparently I went limp, fell on my jaw cracking it again, and got knocked out cold. My brother said, "Sounded like oak tree's branch being snapped."
Think of the pain of a leg cramp, times a million, in the side of your face. That's what it felt like when I woke up in the hospital. According to the doctor, the first crack was my brother kicking in the disc that was displaced. The second crack when I landed on the floor was the disc actually coming out and my jaw coming loose essentially.
Mentally, having my ex-fiancée cheat on me, lie to me, steal items from me and press false charges against me(and win).
Physically, entire day long blue balls.
[QUOTE=rovar;48751135]I'm emotionally dead inside, so no mental or emotional pain for quite some time.
When I was younger, me and my brother were just fucking around. I got locked jaw, started to panick and my brother said, "I know what to do", so did he a nice swift kick to the bottom of it and heard a loud crack. Passed out because of it, honestly because apparently I went limp, fell on my jaw cracking it again, and got knocked out cold. My brother said, "Sounded like oak tree's branch being snapped."
Think of the pain of a leg cramp, times a million, in the side of your face. That's what it felt like when I woke up in the hospital. According to the doctor, the first crack was my brother kicking in the disc that was displaced. The second crack when I landed on the floor was the disc actually coming out and my jaw coming loose essentially.[/QUOTE]
how in the fuck did he think he would make things better
[editline]24th September 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=EVIL WEVIL;48751182]Mentally, having my ex-fiancée cheat on me, lie to me, steal items from me and press false charges against me(and win).[/QUOTE]
great reminder why the juridical system is a big crock of shit, I'm really sorry to hear that, man
Mine's dumb as shit, basically I was still living with my ma at the time and I was making breakfast, probably waffles or something because of the involvement of peanut butter. So she calls me and being the smart boy I was I didn't think to put down the jar of peanut butter and as I'm heading there I dropped said jar. Right on my big toe. I spend 5-10 minutes jumping around on one foot screaming obscenities and asking my ma to take me to the hospital to get the toe removed because pain logic.
Basically what had happened was upon impact with my toe the peanut butter jar had caused the underside of my toe nail to implode more or less and fill with blood and pain. I almost had to get the toenail removed completely but managed to drain the blood, it still grew weird for a while, but it's fine now.
(I don't think this one's the worst, but it's up there.)
So I'm working concessions at a One Direction concert and nobody had set up the pretzels yet. We had to take them to the next stand over and cook them in a large oven, and I did so twice. Hauling a heavy hot tray of pretzels isn't fun.
On my second run, I was trying to open the door to my stand with my elbow since my hands weren't free. The tray ended up touching my left arm a couple of times and it burned like a [I]motherfucker.[/I] Now I've got two second-degree burn scars where the tray touched me.
CS gas.
You know that feeling that you get from spicy food? That's what my skin felt like in the gas chamber at basic. It was a mild burning, prickling sensation.
And when I took the pro-mask off... hooh boy.
My throat locked up, my eyes tried to clamp shut, and the only way I could breath was by screaming in pain. I couldn't get out of there fast enough.
Probably didn't help that I was in one of the last groups to go through, so the gas had built up to fuck-you levels.
Emotional: when my girlfriend got raped by her stepbrother
physical: either my tattoo or when I got testicular torsion
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